Due to Impending Layoffs Police Officers Will No Longer Be Responding to Certain Crimes[views:1893][posts:11]___________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 5:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] As if Oakland isnt fucked up enough. Expect to see this spreading to other cities in the not too distant future. http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local-beat/...nd-Dont-Call-the-Cops-98266509.html |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 5:55pm - dertoxia ""] Oakland said:44 situations that his officers will no longer respond to. Here's a partial list: * burglary * theft * embezzlement * grand theft * grand theft:dog * identity theft * false information to peace officer * required to register as sex or arson offender * dump waste or offensive matter * discard appliance with lock * loud music * possess forged notes * pass fictitious check * obtain money by false voucher * fraudulent use of access cards * stolen license plate * embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400) * extortion * attempted extortion * false personification of other * injure telephone/ power line * interfere with power line * unauthorized cable tv connection * vandalism * administer/expose poison to another's Allright!!! Party on!!! Excellent!! |
| ______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 5:56pm - Lamp ""] FUCK YEAH LOUD MUSIC |
| ______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 5:56pm - Lamp ""] God damnit, beat to it hahahaha. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 6:03pm - Heterosexual Lamp ""] shaddup |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 6:03pm - dertoxia ""] Hey anyone want to take a roadtrip to Oakland? We're gonna steal some dogs and license plates and peoples identitys. And take dumps in the street. I just hope we don't have to register as sex offenders. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 6:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm down for a lovely riot-filled vacation. ROADTRIP! |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 6:09pm - dertoxia ""] We should poison people too. i think that sounds like a good time. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 6:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "dump waste or offensive matter" i already do this out here... uh oh. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 6:24pm - dertoxia ""] shit im callin the cops |
| _______________________________ [Jul 14,2010 7:32pm - Pires ""] Finally... I can discard an appliance with lock and not be worried about getting arrested. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 14,2010 7:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] In Soviet Oakland, police calls you! |