Mitch Hedburg is not funny[views:5929][posts:42]_________________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 9:42pm - MillenialKingdom ""] That's right I said it. This special on Comedy Central is painful to listen to. Sure, I enjoy some dry comedy but this is just atrocious. There aren't even any segues. He just jumps from one "joke" to the next. Wicked lame. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 9:49pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] that cd he did, strategic grill locations(i think) was pretty good |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 9:54pm - xFuck Loggin Inx ""] fail. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 10:03pm - SkinSandwich ""] He is dead now so now you won't have to put up with his dry humor anymore. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 10:09pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Sweet. The only thing that garnered my attention was the bit about being in a death metal band and calling it Injured. Garnered a smirk. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 10:33pm - Martins ""] It's called droll humor. Either you like it or you don't. I like it. Telling the world you don't like it is like telling everyone what colors you don't like. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 10:34pm - dertoxia ""] So what do you think of Steven Wright? |
| _______________________________ [Jul 9,2010 10:37pm - ernie ""] i can see hating his style but i love it. hes much funnier if you cant see him but i think thats true about most comedians. i hate most comedians after seeing what they look like |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 10:39pm - DomesticTerror ""] all Comedy Central specials are awful. they have to be cleaned up and watered down for tv. Ever see Louis CK's CC special? fucking awful. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 11:24pm - MillenialKingdom ""] dertoxia said:So what do you think of Steven Wright? He's the singer guy, right? |
| _________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 11:31pm - t2daeek ""] disagree. mitch hedberg was awesome. what exactly were you looking for? transitions? like some seinfeld shit? "speaking of peanuts, what's the deal with this airline food?" Like that? i just wish i could see that movie he was in where he smoke fake pot with peter frampton. if that even happened... if it didn't i would probably call that his best joke ever. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 11:33pm - t2daeek ""] MillenialKingdom said: dertoxia said:So what do you think of Steven Wright? He's the singer guy, right? nah, but i know who youre talking about... steve wright is "the man on the couch" from half baked. he's basically the uber-comedian of the dry comedy |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 11:38pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Oh, gotcha. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 11:38pm - Steven Wright ""] I was reading the dictionary and skipped to the end. Turns out the zebra did it. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 11:52pm - dertoxia ""] t2daeek said:disagree. mitch hedberg was awesome. what exactly were you looking for? transitions? like some seinfeld shit? "speaking of peanuts, what's the deal with this airline food?" Like that? i just wish i could see that movie he was in where he smoke fake pot with peter frampton. if that even happened... if it didn't i would probably call that his best joke ever. Almost Famous, he really does smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton. I think he has like 1 line....maybe 2. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 11:53pm - dertoxia ""] actually no ijust checked. He doesn't say a word. Just sits at a table and smokes a joint lol. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 11:58pm - t2daeek ""] uh, then i've seen that. maybe watch again i suppose. a fair movie at the very least. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2010 11:58pm - the_reverend ""] there are plenty of good cc specials. i must have missed the louis ck on. will have to youtube it. the one good thing on tv fridday nights is uncencored CC. by the way, both red and magenta can bite my smelly, salty fucking shaft. fuck you both. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 12:17am - Steven Wright ""] I spilled spot remover on my dog and he disappeared. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 12:31am - the_reverend ""] someone post his picture, on my phone |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 12:41am - bornofosichris ""] *hedberg. i think he's totally funny. to each his own i suppose, humor is pretty subjective. [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 12:51am - Steven Wright ""] Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 1:19am - Mitch Hedberg ""] I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it!" |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 4:41am - xgodzillax ""] uncensored roast of flavor flav, FTW! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 7:17am - SkinSandwich ""] I liked Mitch, I thought he was funny. I guess he had terrible stage fright. That is why he wore the glasses on stage and kept his bro hair in his face most of the time. He went out like Belushi, he speedballed it. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 10,2010 8:55am - Murph ""] xgodzillax said:uncensored roast of flavor flav, FTW! The Jimmy Kimmel bit about Flav making Chris Benoit look like a good father made me lose my shit. And when that massive broad told Carrot Top people don't call him Carrot Top because of his hair, but because they want to see him buried up to his forehead in dirt. Excellent. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 9:13am - the_reverend ""] yeah, there werre some excellent lines in that roast. like "last time i saw flava flav and snoop dogg next to each other was a 99 cent bin." |
| ______________________________ [Jul 10,2010 9:28am - Lamp ""] I REMIXED THE REMIX AND IT WAS BACK TO NORMAL |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 9:47am - markworkingrichards ""] My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no. But then I thought, what if I wanted a regular one for later, so I said yeeaaahhh. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 10,2010 9:59am - Lamp ""] Distinct laugh doesn't think that joke was funny. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 10:04am - markworkingrichards ""] I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 10,2010 10:05am - Lamp ""] I hate when they put too much meat on a sandwich. I went to a deli and they gave me a cow between two crackers. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 10:12am - markworkingrichards ""] I spilled water on my shirt. This shirt is dry clean only. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 10:24am - Martins ""] Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 10:36am - markworkingrichards ""] With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?!' |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 10:55am - Nocuous_Fumes ""] I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like "yo man, you gotta wait" |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 11:03am - ShadowSD ""] Mitch Hedberg is one of the best comedians ever. I don't get the transitions criticism, his entire approach was to create a mood that locked you in. If it didn't, smoke a joint and watch it again. The randomness is actually paradoxically quite consistent with the mood he's trying to create anyway, and forced transitions would detract. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 11:08am - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 11:13am - the_reverend ""] without classes. bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 11:25am - the_reverend ""] the dream one here made me lol. bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 11:26am - markworkingrichards ""] You can't please all the people all the time; last night, all those people were at my show. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 11:26am - ShadowSD ""] The 30 min CC special he did was better than the above two IMO, although it was really cool to see him and Harland Williams riffing like that, seems like they could have kept saying funny shit for ten minutes if the camera had stayed on them. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 10,2010 11:34am - immortal13 ""] I was at a Monster Magnet show, and the lead singer had no shirt and tight leather pants. He yelled "How many of you feel like human beings tonight?" And I cheered. Then he yelled "How many of you feel like animals tonight?" and everyone else cheered. Had I known there was a second part to the question, I would have not answered. Yes I feel like a human being, I do not feel like a tree. |