Cats vomiting unappreesh[views:4248][posts:37]________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 12:50pm - hauptpflucker ""] yeah... |
| ________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 12:51pm - sever ""] the noise they make is awesome. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 12:53pm - sir coughsalot ""] cats are adorable but literally anything that comes out of them always smells fucking disgusting |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 12:54pm - the_reverend ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 12:54pm - the_reverend ""] I love when they puke up hair balls and you think they shit on your floor. Also, when they puke up food that is perfectly unchewed. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 12:56pm - C.dEAD ""] Backed hard. Found a huge hairball the size of one of its turds this morning on the kitchen floor. Almost slipped on it. What an amazing morning its been. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 1:00pm - the_reverend ""] some times... it's a mouse. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 1:00pm - the_reverend ""] or mouse guts. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 1:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] cats are jerks |
| _________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 1:22pm - sxealex ""] cats are a reasonable as women |
| ________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 1:27pm - mutis ""] I don't mind when my cat pukes, because he cleans it up himself before I can even find a towel. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 2:09pm - sir coughsalot ""] sxealex said:cats are a reasonable as women |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 2:38pm - porphyria ""] at least cats don't smell and cause entire rooms to smell, like dogs. also, I feed my cat little treats that help prevent hairball/puking, instead of big turd pukes he spits up just liquid. He's also 17 so it happens a little more frequent than when he was younger. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 2:44pm - afeministwoman ""] sxealex said:cats are a reasonable as women |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 3:32pm - slar you a magnet? ""] I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week You brought two cats for me to keep And told me not to feed them tuna or they'd throw up I fed them tuna and they threw up for hours and hours I was amazed at all the stuff that came from those little bodies of theirs It was puffy like a sponge The color of the sidewalk And it smelled like the dirty rags beneath the sink |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 5:23pm - BlackoutRick ""] porphyria said:at least cats don't smell and cause entire rooms to smell, like dogs. also, I feed my cat little treats that help prevent hairball/puking, instead of big turd pukes he spits up just liquid. He's also 17 so it happens a little more frequent than when he was younger. Gross. Id rather the turd shaped hairballs. At least theyre moderately dry. Also, dogs are way cooler. Fact. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 5:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] blackoutrick said: Also, dogs are way cooler. Fact. this. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 5:26pm - BlackoutRick ""] ? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 5:26pm - BlackoutRick ""] I said that. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 5:31pm - porphyria ""] dogs = high maintenance, might as well have a child. barking = annoying and again, dogs smell and make everything have an odor. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 5:41pm - c.deedit ""] porphyria said:dogs = high maintenance, might as well have a child. barking = annoying and again, dogs smell and make everything have an odor. troof. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 5:44pm - bornofosichris ""] dogs = DON'T SHIT IN A BOX INSIDE YOUR HOME. /thread. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 5:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] BlackoutRick said:I said that. quoting fail |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 6:04pm - porphyria ""] bornofosichris said:dogs = DON'T SHIT IN A BOX INSIDE YOUR HOME. /thread. I'd rather have it in a small confined space to be easily scooped and thrown away than all over my lawn and/or having to pickup giant dog turds in public. I can also leave and not worry about a dog needing to be let out. And, dogs smell. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 6:07pm - bornofosichris ""] porphyria said: bornofosichris said:dogs = DON'T SHIT IN A BOX INSIDE YOUR HOME. /thread. I'd rather have it in a small confined space to be easily scooped and thrown away than all over my lawn and/or having to pickup giant dog turds in public. I can also leave and not worry about a dog needing to be let out. And, dogs smell. lets argue about shit then. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 6:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i've always wanted a kitten that grew up to be a dog. that would be ideal. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 7:31pm - BlackoutRick ""] OMG!!! LULz from all three of you!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2010 7:56pm - hauptpflucker ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i've always wanted a kitten that grew up to be a dog. that would be ideal. fact |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2010 7:19am - Yeti ""] hork hork hork hork hork |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 17,2010 7:23am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Fuck cats. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2010 7:41am - the_reverend ""] everyone that owns cats knows of at least 2 places in their house where there is right now some cat puke that they will clean up "later" |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2010 9:04am - BlackoutRick ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Fuck cats. This. I can't believe some dudes are cat guys. I believe the man card should get suspended for 6 months for this infraction. As I write this my wife's cat is giving me a dirty look. She is begging for a stream from the spray bottle. Wicked fun. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2010 9:45am - Mutis ""] Dogs are for people who need someone stupid to worship them. Cats are vindictive and evil and will put you in your place. I have much more respect for the latter. Plus as previously stated, cats take pride in staying clean. Dogs are only good for putting into work roles, such as hunting or guard-duty. Then again, my cat growls whenever someone approaches the front door and kills and tortures rodents, though not when I instruct him to. I'll admit though, having a huge dog would be cool. I would kinda be like owning a big automated gun. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2010 1:13pm - Yeti ""] i like dogs but i prefer cats. as long as the food dish is full and litterbox is clean, they are totally fine. i am gone for most of the day so i don't have to worry about them. they don't need attention constantly either. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2010 1:16pm - hauptpflucker ""] Yeah cats pretty much do their own thing... relatively low maintenance and they kill mice without barking a lot... |
| _________________________________ [Jun 17,2010 4:21pm - brodown ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jun 17,2010 4:53pm - sethrich ""] Don't ever let your cat drink milk. Cats lack the enzyme that allows them to break it down. I let mine lap up some milk once and he threw up not even a minute later. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 17,2010 5:24pm - Barry Soetoro-Soros ""] If your cat vomits, fuck the pile of vomit quickly and it will be warm like a real anus. It will smell like one too. We used to do it in jail whenever someone vomited a stomachful of semen. Someone would run over quickly and defecate in the vomit, then the rest of us would take turns raping the vomit shitpile and pretending it was a real dink anus. |