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it's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer

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[May 6,2010 12:55am - Lamp ""]
It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer.
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[May 6,2010 12:58am - the_reverend ""]
you are going to fuck it up.
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[May 6,2010 1:18am - substitutecreature ""]
FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!
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[May 6,2010 1:20am - BSV  ""]
IMAGINE JOHN C. REILLY PLAYING DRUMS IN ELO it could actually be cool
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[May 6,2010 1:23am - Alexecutioner ""]
That drum solo was bad ass, even tho I'm sure he wasnt actually playing, he knows how to play drums from looking at his chops

FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER
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[May 6,2010 1:25am - BSV  ""]
i hear he went to school for that shit

FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER
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[May 6,2010 1:25am - BSV  ""]
i mean IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER c'mon
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[May 6,2010 2:00am - KeithMutiny ""]
watch party down.
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[May 6,2010 2:08am - RichHorror ""]
Stop being a dinosaur and get a god damn job.
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[May 6,2010 2:18am - BobNOMAAMROoney ""]
I'm going to put my NUT SACK on your DRUM SET
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[May 6,2010 3:59am - Alexecutioner ""]

BobNOMAAMROoney said:I'm going to put my NUT SACK on your DRUM SET


JOHN BONAHM'S PLAYIN MOBY DICK FOR REAL!
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[May 6,2010 7:42am - Lamp ""]
"Today I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled 'rape' at the top of your lungs."
"Mom, for a moment there, I seriously thought I was going to be raped. He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he yelled 'let's get it on.'"
"Oh come on, that was about the fight, I am so not a raper!"

FUCKIN' CATALINA WINE MIXER
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[May 6,2010 9:34am - ARKTOUROS ""]
It's my Fancy Sauce.
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[May 6,2010 10:43am - KPANZER  ""]
This is a house of learned men! This is a house of Doctors!
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[May 6,2010 10:45am - reimroc ""]
[img]
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[May 6,2010 10:52am - NuclearWinter ""]
POW!
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[May 6,2010 10:54am - Alexecutioner ""]
I KNOW YOU"RE LYING, CUZ COPS DOESNT START TILL 5!
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[May 6,2010 10:55am - DreadKill ""]
i don't know what it is about your face, but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole
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[May 6,2010 11:19am - KPANZER  ""]
Shhhh, shut your mouth, shut it. Shut your mouth, just shut.
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[May 6,2010 12:38pm - BobNOMAAMROoney ""]
It's like masturbating in a time machine.
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[May 6,2010 12:40pm - BobNOMAAMROoney ""]
I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
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[May 6,2010 12:41pm - KPANZER  ""]
MYYYYYY NAAME IS DE-EH-EH-ERRICK, AND I CAN SING HIIIGH LIKE THIIIII-I-I-ISSSS!
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[May 6,2010 12:42pm - Yeti ""]
what the fuck is going on in this thread?
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[May 6,2010 12:57pm - KPANZER  ""]

Yeti said:what the fuck is going on in this thread?
THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!
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[May 6,2010 1:17pm - reimroc ""]

Yeti said:what the fuck is going on in this thread?


exactly. see posted image for further clarification.
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[May 6,2010 1:21pm - Alexecutioner ""]

Yeti said:what the fuck is going on in this thread?


ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER, NOW GO SELL SOME HELICOPTERS!

POW!

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[May 6,2010 1:30pm - KPANZER  ""]
Every time I cum I produce a quart!
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[May 6,2010 1:58pm - Alexecutioner ""]

KPANZER said:Every time I cum I produce a quart!


NACHOS, LEMON-HEADS, MY DADS BOAT. YOU WONT GO DOWN CUZ MY DICK CAN FLOAT
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[May 6,2010 2:15pm - Sacreligion ""]
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardocki.
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[May 6,2010 2:19pm - KPANZER  ""]
Stay gold Pony Boy
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[May 6,2010 2:23pm - Lamp ""]
YOU WRITE DALE AND BRENNAN A CHECK FOR TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE ONE OF THOSE FAKE HEARING DEVICES SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR SMALL INTESTINE AS IT PRODUCES SHIT!
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[May 6,2010 2:26pm - Alexecutioner ""]
I GOT A STOMACH FULL OF WHITE DOG CRAP IN MY BELLY, AND NOW YOU SPRING THIS ON ME? WHAT THE SHIT!
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[May 6,2010 2:41pm - bornofosichris ""]
I wanna make bank bro, I wanna get ass, and I wanna drive a Range Rover
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[May 6,2010 2:47pm - KPANZER  ""]
FUCK YOU I'll KILL YOU LEONARD NIMOY!!
The clown has no penis......?
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[Feb 27,2011 2:32am - Lamp ""]
bump
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[Feb 27,2011 3:04am - the mex  ""]
"the clown has no penis" kills me every time
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[Feb 27,2011 8:01am - markworkingrichards  ""]
You mess with my nut, and Randy here is gonna EAT YOUR DICK.
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[Feb 27,2011 4:11pm - amorok666 ""]

bennyhillifier
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[Feb 27,2011 6:03pm - the_reverend ""]
Oh no...
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[Feb 28,2011 3:53pm - Headbanging Man  ""]
Did he just say "Pow"?!?
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[Feb 28,2011 4:02pm - BlessedOffal ""]
Catalina Wine Mixer : sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.

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[Feb 28,2011 4:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

BlessedOffal said:Catalina Wine Mixer : sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.




that sounds DELICIOUS.
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[May 24,2011 12:36pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
bump for the FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER
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[May 24,2011 12:39pm - Sinistas ""]
I've traveled 500 miles to give you my seed!
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[May 24,2011 4:36pm - Lamp ""]
Lumberjack!
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[May 24,2011 5:22pm - Blessed_Offal ""]

KPANZER said:FUCK YOU I'll KILL YOU LEONARD NIMOY!!
The clown has no penis......?



what're you guys dreaming about?
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[May 24,2011 7:13pm - Randy_Marsh ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:
BlessedOffal said:Catalina Wine Mixer : sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.




that sounds DELICIOUS.



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