BOOBTOUCHER
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[Apr 23,2004 10:04pm - boobtoucher ""]
This is what I do on Friday nights when the_network has no shows...I work...stay at my parents and drink till I fall asleep cuz I have to work Sat. morning. Sometimes, I luck out and get some extra little fun drug or two. Then, I come on RTTP and hope other people talk as well. My parents have all the movie channels so its a pretty good time. I get to catch up on Soprano's, Enthusiasm, etc. So, cheers to eveyone else and good luck on your trip avoiding reality. Whether that trip consists of weed, coke, booze, pills proclaming your straight edge superiority, reading comics, masturbating, bitching on message boards, calling ex-girlfriends and making a fool out of yourself, making up riffs, dissecting stupid metal solos, etc. BOO-YAH!
Oh yea, tomorrow night at the_network compound (95 Toland Rd. Dover, NH), 2 hot ass strippers!!! come one, come all, bring your vices and your dollar bills. :skull:
[Apr 23,2004 10:19pm - RustedAngel ""]
strippers, reheeeeeeeeeally? looks like i might have plans for tomorrow night!
[Apr 23,2004 10:38pm - boobtoucher ""]
seriously partner! doors @8 bitches from 9-11...booze all night
you, the rev, succubus...lets do this thing
[Apr 23,2004 11:48pm - RustedAngel ""]
aaron, you in?
will hoser be there?
[Apr 24,2004 1:07am - birthrites ""]
yeah! FUCK yeah!
[Apr 24,2004 1:14am - boobtoucher ""]
hoser better be in who are you birthrite??? u in?
[Apr 24,2004 3:46am - succubus ""]
wait rev and i are stripping?
whoah :spineyes:
[Apr 24,2004 4:17am - the_reverend ""]
I'll be in CT..
but this would be freaking hilarious.
[Apr 24,2004 4:47am - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Pictures!
[Apr 24,2004 11:37am - RustedAngel ""]
DeOdiumMortis said:Pictures!
i might be able to handle these duties!
[Apr 24,2004 12:39pm - succubus ""]
try..but i dunno if they will let you...it depends i guess...i've known strippers to do a lot more than "strip"..but still had issues getting their pics taken..heh
anyhow, I'd go but I feel odd going without the_reverend =(
[Apr 24,2004 12:43pm - the_reverend ""]
you mean you'd feel queer.
[Apr 24,2004 12:44pm - RustedAngel ""]
there's always no flash/sneaky pics...
this is where having a tiny camera comes in handy! bwahaha!
[Apr 24,2004 1:05pm - succubus ""]
hAh!
[Apr 25,2004 1:27am - RustedAngel ""]
OMFG, I just got back from the networks house party... though they had nothing to do with the party or the strippers, some guy was going into the service and it was a party for him...
I got some sick fuckin pictures and movie clips, I think! with no flash.
3 girls, 1 good looking, 1 okay but with a cottage cheese ass, and the other one looked like my ex's mom. but they were naked and that's all that matters. hahaha.. Started out with $20 lap dances around the room (if it were $5 i would have done one)...then for some money one of the girls put both of her hands in her vag, then put a cup of water in it and sprayed it all over some dudes face a few times and I got this on video! then for $200 two of the girls did a double headed dildo in a bunch of different positions for about 5 minutes. wasn't worth 200, but i didn't have to pay a dime!
oh yeah, $3 to suck on the old ones nipples... they were huge nipples too.
the other girl did private dances in the other rooms. Tim got one for $60 and got a souvineir on his jeans from it
after this, no one had any money left so they packed up their stuff and left. then we all watched a couple of network shows on tape, one in ny, the other in maine... and MESHUGGAH at last years metalfest.
HOSER showed up just after the strippers left... I'll post some of the highlight pics, not sure about the videos though.
good times! thanks kevin for posting about this!
:shocked::spineyes::spineyes::shocked::shocked::shocked::spineyes:
[Apr 25,2004 1:26pm - anonymous ""]
where are the pics??
[Apr 25,2004 1:36pm - RustedAngel ""]
anonymous? wow, someone is afraid of being perverted?
[Apr 25,2004 2:00pm - the_reverend ""]
wow... strippers have gotten a bit more um.. outragious...
haven't they?
I guess they have to keep up with the internet and all.
Though, I think 2 strippers using a double dong in your living room might require some sanitizing... there were probably crab, herpes, and skabbies sprayed all over that place.
[Apr 25,2004 2:06pm - flyingpoopdestroyer ""]
the chick that did the squirty thing had the nastiest, worst looking fake tits ever. EVER!
[Apr 25,2004 2:29pm - RustedAngel ""]
i don't think those were fake... they looked pretty real. the old blonde one possibly had fake ones though.
[Apr 25,2004 2:34pm - succubus ""]
you should have felt them..then you would know
:spineyes:
wasn't it you Tom who let the stripper with fake boobs feel them? or was that The Mexican?
i forget...
[Apr 25,2004 2:34pm - succubus ""]
oops i mean she let YOU feel hers...damn my head hurts..
[Apr 25,2004 2:39pm - retzam ""]
hahahaha
Tom, when are you going to post the pictures?
[Apr 25,2004 10:57pm - flyingpoopdestroyer -nli ""]
yeah, i guess they could have been real. i dunno. the best part of the night was when kevin snuck lamb of god into the cd player while the girls were in the middle of the dildo show. that made my night.
[Apr 26,2004 12:34am - RustedAngel ""]
yeah, none of the prep guys cared because there were naked girls!
[Apr 26,2004 10:37am - boobtoucher ""]
the_reverend said:
Though, I think 2 strippers using a double dong in your living room might require some sanitizing... there were probably crab, herpes, and skabbies sprayed all over that place.
No more than usual though i suppose...
[Nov 26,2004 3:53pm - RustedAngel ""]
retzam said:hahahaha
Tom, when are you going to post the pictures?
SINCE MY SITE'S BACK UP... HERE ARE THE STRIPPER PARTY PICS WITH THE NETWORK... HAHAHA
http://www.watchtomhumponline.com/?p=image...lery&a=day&year=2004&month=4&day=25
[Nov 26,2004 9:24pm - humanbonedeathmachine ""]
jesus christ, you NH peeps know how to hang. i should start takin 3 hour trips up north to party
[Nov 28,2004 10:20pm - $ilky ""]
Dover NH doesn't fuck around.