COMPOSTED can has new vocalist & bassist![views:21761][posts:72]______________________________________________ [Apr 14,2010 10:41pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We are extremely excited and somewhat aroused to announce the addition of Evan Duplessis (Sexcrement)--AKA Ol' Dirty Duplessis AKA Big Baby Ree-bus AKA Peanut The Kidnapper AKA ok fuck it, this is getting old now--on vocals and Tim Chang (you know him here as Timma)--AKA Chilly Timmy Wonga Face (stolen from the short-lived yet vastly amusing RTTP troll of a similar moniker)--on bass with a strong pimp hand. Evan and Tim, you complete me. Our first show with these fresh, new, baby-faced cherubs will be Sunday July 11th at The Midway Cafe for Parasickdick Extrabacon's tour kickoff! Also coming soon will be our brand new promo, "Turning Tricks On Sesame St." Stay tuned for details. Hugz & Kissez, COMPOSTED http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal |
________________________________ [Apr 14,2010 10:57pm - Pires ""] Fucking awesome. Can't wait to see the new lineup. |
________________________________________ [Apr 14,2010 11:01pm - boblovesmusic ""] woah really!? that's phenoanmallasfhtal! |
________________________________________ [Apr 14,2010 11:04pm - boblovesmusic ""] also, I didn't know that Tim played bass. |
______________________________________________ [Apr 14,2010 11:10pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Tim plays the bass with punishing authority; I'm pretty sure I heard it cry from pain today. |
_____________________________________ [Apr 14,2010 11:19pm - RichHorror ""] I can't wait to visit you boys at practice and have a lot of sex with all of you. |
______________________________________________ [Apr 14,2010 11:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I just told Mike today, now that you guys are practicing in South Boston, there is no way I can get out of having sex with you. THIS JUST IN: Composted needs a new guitarist in lieu of Mark Richards' departure due to fear of rape. |
________________________________ [Apr 14,2010 11:26pm - timma ""] I call firsties! Seriously though folks, I'm super stoked about joining up with these fine gents and can't wait to slam the shit out of everything in sight. Especially you, Wren. |
______________________________________________ [Apr 14,2010 11:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Don't doubt Tim's word. He's gonna do it naked too. Just you wait and see. |
_______________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:02am - blue ""] I deserve credit for naming tim as chilly timmy wonga face. You can put it in the CD or something. |
________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:02am - boblovesmusic ""] I deserve credit for absolutely nothing |
________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:03am - boblovesmusic ""] timma said:I call firsties! Seriously though folks, I'm super stoked about joining up with these fine gents and can't wait to slam the shit out of everything in sight. Especially you, Wren. Oh boy!!! YAY!!! |
________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:07am - boblovesmusic ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I just told Mike today, now that you guys are practicing in South Boston, there is no way I can get out of having sex with you. THIS JUST IN: Composted needs a new guitarist in lieu of Mark Richards' departure due to fear of rape. fear of rape? really? |
______________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:12am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If Rich Horror was trying to rape you, you'd understand. |
______________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:17am - i_am_not_me ""] No one can understand Rich Horror rape. |
______________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:19am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Except those who he inflicts it upon most. Which is me. Sadface. |
______________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:20am - i_am_not_me ""] And that inhibits your ability to understand anything BUT Rich Horror rape. |
_____________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:27am - RichHorror ""] I don't even understand it, but that's love. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 1:04am - boblovesmusic ""] you killed Peter Steele! |
_______________________________ [Apr 15,2010 7:19am - timma ""] Actually, I think MFR killed Peter Steele in his blind fear of being raped by Rich Horror. Wiki said so. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 7:57am - MetalThursday ""] MFR - are you making it to MT tonight? Got an offer to discuss with you... if you aren't then let me know and I'll email you. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 7:57am - MetalThursday ""] Oh, and this is awesome news! |
_____________________________ [Apr 15,2010 8:16am - pam ""] Wow, can't wait to see this! |
______________________________ [Apr 15,2010 8:43am - blue ""] And may I add that its good that has composted has finally allowed minorities back into the fold. |
_________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 9:05am - reimroc ""] WICKED EXCITED |
_____________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 9:11am - ouchdrummer ""] blue said:And may I add that its good that has composted has finally allowed minorities back into the fold. at least this time it's an eggroll and not a nigglit. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 9:14am - boblovesmusic ""] ^lol |
_______________________________ [Apr 15,2010 9:32am - timma ""] blue said:And may I add that its good that has composted has finally allowed minorities back into the fold. Everyone needs a little yellow half-Chinaman ass in their lives. Plus, we built your goddamn railroads, ya honkeys. If nothing else, we know what "heavy" is. |
___________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 9:37am - DreadKill ""] There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? |
_______________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 9:38am - Alexecutioner ""] fuck yea!! looking forward to seeing composted live yet again |
____________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 9:40am - RichHorror ""] Composted is a bunch of affirmative action horseshit. |
_____________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 9:54am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Tim really only got the job so people wouldn't think we're racist. I wouldn't want people being accused of being all NS and shit for wearing our patches at shows. Chris MT: unfortunately I'm working till 11 tonight so I cannot make it to Metal Thursday :(. Commence emailing. |
__________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 10:05am - reimroc ""] i better hear new material |
________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 10:08am - boblovesmusic ""] you better put some Chinese influences into your music now. |
______________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 10:15am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You'll get nothing and like it. |
________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 11:34am - aaron_michael ""] You guys let a bruva in da band?? |
________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 11:35am - Jesus Christ ""] Jesus approves...I love me some silly slam tunes...holler! [img] |
______________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 11:50am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] aaron_michael said:You guys let a bruva in da band?? We figured his people already make everything sold in America anyway, so why not let them corner the slam market too? |
________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:01pm - timma ""] Goddamn right...we monopolizing this shit. Slamrangoons for everyone! |
______________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Breee-king ravioris! |
________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 12:41pm - timma ""] That's just racist, Mark. |
_____________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 2:03pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I only say it because it's what everyone else is thinking. |
________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 2:27pm - AndrewBastard ""] Evan better rock wrestling gear... |
___________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 2:31pm - DreadKill ""] awesome news! timma is going to play his bass and then a half hour later, the audience is going to want him to play it again. get used to encores, mark! |
______________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 2:35pm - Bobnomaamrooney nli ""] Asian-infruences, in my rocarr sram band? It's more rikery than you think. |
_________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 2:35pm - bloblovesmusic ""] I love how everyone is talking about the Asian and not Evan haha |
______________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 3:04pm - markworkingrichards ""] Hahaha, Evan in wrestling gear at every show would be the key to our success. |
_________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 3:20pm - RustyPS ""] DreadKill said:awesome news! timma is going to play his bass and then a half hour later, the audience is going to want him to play it again. get used to encores, mark!LMAO |
_______________________________ [Apr 15,2010 3:40pm - timma ""] Encores? Or Happy Endings? |
_____________________________ [Apr 15,2010 3:41pm - pam ""] I was looking for a worthy macro to express the win in this thread and came across this as my first GI result...coincidence? [img] |
___________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 3:46pm - DreadKill ""] timma said:Encores? Or Happy Endings?you are the fortune in my cookie, sir. |
___________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 3:46pm - ARKTOUROS ""] that girl would make one hell of a photoshop close-up. too excited to not be possessed. |
_______________________________ [Apr 15,2010 3:58pm - timma ""] I think we need to give Evan Coolio hair. Just sayin'. |
________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 5:21pm - AndrewBastard ""] her goofy-ass, crossed slant eyes... |
_________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 5:23pm - bloblovesmusic ""] jokes aside, this is all exciting! This means that when Super Happy Story Time Land comes around Boston, we'll get to do our awesome silly show! |
__________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 8:21pm - Dankill ""] That chick looks like she's about to start a real life tenticle hentai. On to other matters, Mark, that is fucking awesome. Can't wait to see Composted in it's new form. Is even gonna do singing and guitar or is he going hands free and just lettin it hang out? |
_____________________________________________ [Apr 15,2010 8:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Evan will be doing just vocals. |
_______________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 8:06am - aaron_michael ""] Timma and I will bring the woks to Jamaica Plain. |
_____________________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 9:59am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DreadKill said:awesome news! timma is going to play his bass and then a half hour later, the audience is going to want him to play it again. get used to encores, mark! I've read this like 10 times and still have no clue if it's referencing something I should know or some shit. I hope I'm not stupid. |
____________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 10:21am - DreadKill ""] mark, you clearly haven't done your asian research. or you just don't eat chinese food. |
________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 10:48am - timma ""] aaron_michael said:Timma and I will bring the woks to Jamaica Plain. STIR FRY SLAM ALL UP IN YO GRILL, BYITCH. I smell a side project... |
______________________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 10:57am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DreadKill said:mark, you clearly haven't done your asian research. or you just don't eat chinese food. I really haven't done any Asian research, and I can't remember the last time I had Chinese food. |
__________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 11:59am - RustyPS ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: DreadKill said:mark, you clearly haven't done your asian research. or you just don't eat chinese food. I really haven't done any Asian research, and I can't remember the last time I had Chinese food. ya see, Mark, its a stereotype that when you eat Chinese food, you'll be hungry again like an hour later...hence having an Asian in your band will make people hungry for silly slam again soon after |
_____________________________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 12:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] These jokes are too deep for me. Bring on the pictures of dogs shitting on deceased babies. |
______________________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 12:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Seriously, we don't have time to make those correlations. Tim, if this is what it's going to be like from now then I don't think we should keep seeing each...I mean be in the same band. |
_______________________________ [Apr 16,2010 1:54pm - timma ""] Don't worry Mark--I read joke about 10 times myself and had no idea what it was about either. Let's just keep it simple, shall we? ...BOOBIES! |
_______________________________ [Apr 16,2010 1:56pm - timma ""] On a slightly more serious note, I heard the rough demo track with Evan signing on it last night and I got a halfie. I are excited. |
______________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 2:24pm - a fake name ""] I just don't know how much fun it's going to be if EVERYONE in the band has necks now... |
____________________________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 2:45pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] a%20fake%20name said:I just don't know how much fun it's going to be if EVERYONE in the band has necks now... I make up for that with 16 chins. |
______________________________ [Apr 16,2010 3:28pm - Yeti ""] [img] |
____________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 3:31pm - arilliusbm ""] Is there enough room left on the room or do we have to start stacking shit? |
______________________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 3:54pm - markworkingrichards ""] No stackage required; Tim's rig will go next to mine when we're not playing so it won't be in the way. I'll also be removing some shit like that huge, useless trash barrel. |
___________________________________ [Apr 16,2010 11:04pm - Dankill ""] OH REEREE? |