my damn room mate[views:2527][posts:25]______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 3:22am - the_reverend ""] for the 3rd fucking time, I go off for a few days, come home and she's smashed my plant. not a single time have I got any appologies. the only aknowledge met she's given for any of the times was after the first time where she left me a note saying "buy a new pot" cause she dropped and smashed the old one. now, I come home after my radio show and have to repot a plant. I left mud and rocks in the shower though. I hope she has to take one in the morning. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 4:07am - Kalopsia ""] by the sounds of it, she doesn't shower. i think u should kill her |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 4:23am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Stab her with a light. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 5:15am - Kalopsia ""] actually, take something of hers, i dunno like her clothes, tear them up, and leave a note saying "buy new clothes" |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 5:33am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Get some sperm, yours or anyone else's, preferably a smelly hobo or a special ed. kid, and get it into her tubes without her knowing, then after a couple months go by and she starts looking pregnant, put a note on her belly saying "have less babies." |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 5:42am - Kalopsia ""] DOM everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps* |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 5:50am - DeOdiumMortis ""] This is fun. What else could we have him do? |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 5:52am - Kalopsia ""] i would suggest rape but carina wouldn't really appreciate that |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 5:54am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Buy one of those huge Poland Spring bottles, the one that's like 20 or whatever, pour it all over the floor. Get a goat, rub cheese into its fur and hang it from the ceiling over the sink. Smash a couple bottles of wine and leave the bottoms in the cabinets and fridge, still full of as much wine as they'll hold. Put a couple of those walkway stones that are shaped like feet on the floor and nearby tables. Then shove a dead hooker into the oven and leave a note next to the phone that says "your turn to do the dishes." |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 5:56am - Kalopsia ""] it would help if i knew what the bitch looked like, or knew what possessions she had. i would definately suggest that the last month you're there aaron, DO NOT pay the rent. leave that shit up to her. and take all the food in the refrigerator too. including the ice cube trays. "what kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?" 20 points to whoever can guess what movie that's from |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 5:59am - Kalopsia ""] when i helped my ex-girlfriend move out of her apartment with a bunch of snobby sorority dykes, we took ham and salami and threw them behind the oven so they'd rot and stink up the place. then we took some type of pudding that was in the fridge and spat in it, i even pulled out an asshair and dropped it in. just some ideas for u to consider |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 6:10am - DeOdiumMortis ""] I've seen that movie. Can't remember what it was though... |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 6:12am - DeOdiumMortis ""] True Lies. Hah. Good line. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 6:21am - Kalopsia ""] good job bud. now back to helping aaron fuck over his roommate... you could pull an "i know what you did last summer" and chop off her hair in her sleep. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 6:22am - Kalopsia ""] HAHA and write on her mirror in red paint "grow new hair........................ cunt" |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 6:27am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Or "grow new cunt hair" and burn off her pubes with one of these [img] |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 6:34am - Kalopsia ""] no, FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img][img] |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 7:40am - succubus ""] of course she needed too...about 30 minutes ago oh and DOM and Kalopsia, start sleeping at night, and stop posting when it's dark since not enough oxygen gets into your brain. it'$ the lea$t of your worrie$.anyhow not much longer i am going to bet it'll somehow end up being my fault too |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 8:58am - subjugate ""] stick her tooth brush in you ass (or nose) take a picture of it wash it off wait a few days put it on you desktop where she can see it you will have the last laugh |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 10:23am - Joe/NotCommon ""] why would someone stick anything in their ass? Jim you fucking weirdo |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 10:23am - The_ExhumeD ""] Kalopsia said:it would help if i knew what the bitch looked like, or knew what possessions she had. i would definately suggest that the last month you're there aaron, DO NOT pay the rent. leave that shit up to her. and take all the food in the refrigerator too. including the ice cube trays. "what kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?" 20 points to whoever can guess what movie that's from that quote is from true lies, I saw it the other day on HBO |
| ________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 3:18pm - morkul ""] Wait Rev I thought you moved out into your new condo? Or are you still waiting for your lease to be up on your current residence. Roomates blowdog. I never liked living with anyone else but I always had to. They stink, and are always around when it seems you won't to be alone. I'll never have one again, HAIL SATAN for that. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 3:21pm - the_reverend ""] I move into the other place may3rd |
| ________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 3:27pm - morkul ""] Oh cool. Did Carina already move into that place? I remember she was moving a little while ago. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 3:55pm - Kalopsia ""] she got her own place |
| ________________________________ [Apr 20,2004 4:08pm - morkul ""] Oh! But I thought they were moving in together. Man I am fuckin lost like ten motherfuckers walking around in a circle. |