it's a shitty job but someone's gotta do it![views:1428][posts:9]___________________________________ [Apr 16,2004 12:42pm - succubus ""] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4757361/ |
| __________________________________ [Apr 16,2004 1:01pm - Kalopsia ""] you said a mouthful |
| ________________________________ [Apr 16,2004 5:49pm - retzam ""] succubus said:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4757361/ No pun intended? Har har har har! |
| ________________________________ [Apr 16,2004 6:49pm - morkul ""] I bet they pay shitty! Get it, ok I'll stop now.hehehehehehehehehe.... |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 16,2004 11:08pm - MyDeadDoll ""] well, i'd rather have them sift through my shit than stick a telescope up my ass... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 16,2004 11:11pm - succubus ""] hahahahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 16,2004 11:13pm - MyDeadDoll ""] well... i mean, sifting through shit would suck, but it sucks less than having a telescope crammed up your anus to look for foreign objects |
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| __________________________________ [Apr 17,2004 4:24pm - succubus ""] i got that same email |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 19,2004 6:19pm - MyDeadDoll ""] that's kinda interesting.... but wouldn't it be safer to go to a doctor to get it done?? |