Projectile shitting[views:29234][posts:51]____________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:22am - arktouros ""] This one sneaked up on me this morning and as soon as I squatted, a rolled up Red Baron pizza shot out of my ass at 90MPH and made an impact mark on the inside back of the toilet. I've never done that before. Ballistics investigation pending. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:24am - boblovesmusic ""] AFT TORPEDOES FIRE!!! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:24am - reimroc ""] LOL |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:25am - SkinSandwich ""] You should be proud of yourself, seriously! I'd pat you on the back for a good job but you probably splattered a bit there too. Cheerio good sir! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:25am - arilliusbm ""] Those are the best. I've been recording those explosions with my phone and shall have a shitsong soon |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:27am - arktouros ""] boblovesmusic said:AFT TORPEDOES FIRE!!! Red Alert...seriously |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:33am - ouchdrummer ""] unnecessary thread is gross and unnecessary. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:34am - Yeti ""] ouchdrummer said:necessary thread is gross and necessary. agreed. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:34am - ouchdrummer ""] Yeti said: ouchdrummer said:necessary thread is gross and necessary. agreed. thank you yetish |
| _______________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:35am - Yeti ""] these kinds of shits are awesome, usually there is a gigantic fart either in the middle or at the end. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 10:36am - ouchdrummer ""] The fart is the catalyst for the whole event. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 11:03am - dreadkill ""] arilliusbm said:Those are the best. I've been recording those explosions with my phone and shall have a shitsong sooni need to post the songs Mike from my band and i made out of my farts back in 2002 or 2003. they are hilarious. it was pretty much me farting into the microphone and Mike turning it into music. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 1:38pm - beelze ""] bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 5:48pm - douchebag_patrol ""] bennyhillifier [img] |
| ________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 5:49pm - beelze ""] OMG LMAO |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 5:58pm - Conservationist ""] arilliusbm said:shitsong FTW. Let me know when it "leaks." |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 7:10pm - douchebag_patrol ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 8:35pm - beelze ""] hahahahahahahah |
| ________________________________ [Feb 19,2010 8:36pm - beelze ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Feb 20,2010 12:39am - Lamp ""] This thread is a new Bathtub Shitter concept album. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 11:02am - arktouros ""] This time it was coffee. I'm still working it out |
| ________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 11:11am - timma ""] I love reading threads about shitting while I am shitting. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 11:12am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Poop rules. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 19,2010 12:40pm - Yeti ""] i'm finally back to a normal shitting schedule. the antibiotics i was on were making me shit like 3 times a day. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 12:41pm - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 1:44pm - c.DeAd ""] hahaha this thread is the fucking laffs. A+ |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 19,2010 1:59pm - blessed offal ""] i actually just finished blasting fudge commas out of my asshole when i saw this thread. perfect timing |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 6:01am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 3:26pm - THE RED BARON ""] arktouros said:a rolled up Red Baron pizza shot out of my ass at 90MPH and made an impact mark on the inside back of the toilet. <maniacal laughter> |
| _________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 3:28pm - brian_dc ""] actually just had a bit of long distance target practice, o'er yonder. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 1,2010 3:29pm - Yeti ""] Conservationist said: arilliusbm said:shitsong FTW. Let me know when it "leaks." hahahahahaha! oh man i can't believe i missed this before. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 1,2010 3:41pm - Lamp ""] Projectile shitting picture up above gave me the laugh of the day! |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:06pm - sir coughsalot ""] the rolled up red baron pizza shit made me lol. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 1,2010 4:52pm - arilliusbm ""] Shit song is in the works. I've recorded over 45 farts, 15 projectile shits, and 3 piss noises. There were hundreds of farts I missed recording and was pissed about. Being immature ftw. |
| _____________________________ [Jul 2,2010 7:42am - Yeti ""] i have no doubt in my mind that you will make a song created by fart sounds eerie and mesmerizing. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 20,2010 12:25am - MetalThursday ""] "The Red Baron" by God Dethroned comes up on shuffle and this thread immediately comes to mind. :LOL: |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 20,2010 10:40am - MetalMessiah ""] KAAAAAAAABLAM |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 20,2010 12:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________________ [May 24,2011 6:53am - SLAAAAGG nli ""] What goes in as Pho, must come out as Pho, apparently. |
| ____________________________________ [May 24,2011 7:04am - arilliusbm ""] arilliusbm said:Those are the best. I've been recording those explosions with my phone and shall have a shitsong soon Alas, my 100+ recordings of this was lost when my phone drowned in Saco. Oh well |
| _______________________________________ [May 25,2011 10:24am - BlackoutRick ""] Jackass 3 Dave or GTFO. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 14,2013 12:02pm - Dr OZ ""] Classic anal failcohol syndrome. Talk to Rich Horror. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 14,2013 12:24pm - KEVORD ""] It's funny this was bumped. I've been on a diet and haven't had a drink in over a week now. My body is rejecting this lack of abuse and I've had explosive ass blasts since Sunday. I've had a few shits pretending to be farts close calls. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2013 1:10pm - the_reverend ""] sneaky shits. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2013 2:10pm - ark ""] this one is a real BLAST from the past, when i made good thread. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2013 2:13pm - the_reverend ""] Kevord grew a vagina? |
| ________________________________ [Aug 14,2013 4:53pm - KEVORD ""] No, Kevord didn't want to keep buying new clothes as he got rounder. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2013 5:57pm - largefreakatzero ""] No drinks for a week? That sounds rough. As I polish off vodka #1... |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 15,2013 12:28pm - the_reverend ""] KEVORD said:No, Kevord didn't want to keep buying new clothes as he got rounder. bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 16,2013 9:20am - largefreakatzero ""] Posted in this thread Wednesday, had the shits all day Thursday. Bad fucking poop karma in here. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 16,2013 9:42am - Tea Party Patriot ""] Projectile pooping is as American as God, guns, raw red meat and apple pie! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 16,2013 9:43am - Yeti ""] something has been going around, I didn't get hit hard but shitting has not been normal for a few days now. |