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All women can't perform like they're in porn

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[Dec 9,2009 3:55pm - aril  ""]
No personal shots at any women here or ones I've been with, but yea. Hopefully someone agrees. Need more facials, ass to mouth, and use of their anal hole, please.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:00pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""]
Sounds like Aril needs himself a certified freak bitch.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
amateur porn is still porn
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[Dec 9,2009 4:03pm - aril  ""]
Nope.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:03pm - ouchdrummer ""]
I find the sincerity of real women to be much more appealing that ATM. But that's just me.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:04pm - aril  ""]
Course jim. I'm with you.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:05pm - ouchdrummer ""]
no no, porn would NOT be as much fun if we were together..... we could take turns though.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:06pm - reimroc ""]

MikeOfDecrepitude said:Sounds like Aril needs himself a blackmetallady.



fixed
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[Dec 9,2009 4:10pm - aril  ""]
Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:12pm - reimroc ""]

aril said:Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.


Not a black metal lady literally I meant blackmetallady.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:18pm - aril  ""]
More fake arils. Great.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:20pm - Martins ""]
haha, what? These all sounded like legitimate arils.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:25pm - aril  ""]
Blackmetallady sucked in the sack FYI.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:28pm - ouchdrummer ""]

Martins said:haha, what? These all sounded like legitimate arils.


Nope. He is a man of many aspects, but he will not claim to ravage metal women to the point that he can rate them against others.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:29pm - reimroc ""]

aril said:Blackmetallady sucked in the sack FYI.


LOL


With her reputation around here I don't think you want to brag about something like that.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:31pm - ouchdrummer ""]
he didn't. (see above post.)
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[Dec 9,2009 4:33pm - aril  ""]
Who cares about reputations?
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[Dec 9,2009 4:34pm - ouchdrummer ""]
The Jims don't care!
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[Dec 9,2009 4:38pm - niccolai ""]
Women are all worthless scumbags and not good for anything other than taking anal. says so in bible, etc.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:39pm - RustyPS ""]
only ArilliusBM is real
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[Dec 9,2009 4:49pm - arilliusbm ""]

niccolai said:Women are all worthless scumbags and not good for anything other than taking anal. says so in bible, etc.


welcome back niccolai. Your presence is much appreciated in these dark rttp times
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[Dec 9,2009 4:52pm - niccolai ""]
I sensed a disturbance in the force, and unfortunately my hunch that people on RTTP were even mildly respecting women turned out to be true.
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[Dec 9,2009 4:52pm - arilliusbm ""]
Haha
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[Dec 9,2009 6:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING, DARK SIDE

SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING, COMPLETE
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[Dec 9,2009 6:27pm - the_reverend ""]
show me a porno where a girl cooks you food and then goes to be at 6pm so they leave you alone to play ps3. now that is a porno.
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[Dec 9,2009 6:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

the_reverend said:show me a porno where a girl cooks you food and then goes to be at 6pm so they leave you alone to play ps3. now that is a porno.


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[Dec 9,2009 7:34pm - reimroc ""]
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[Dec 9,2009 8:57pm - pam ""]

aril said:Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.


:middlefinger:
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[Dec 9,2009 9:07pm - arilliusbm ""]
Sorry sweetch- er, Pam. :p
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[Dec 9,2009 9:11pm - swamplorddvm ""]

pam said:
aril said:Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.


:middlefinger:



He's right you know.

Alot of them.... NOT ALL are major sluts.:shocker:
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[Dec 9,2009 9:12pm - swamplorddvm ""]
That goes for alot of counter/subculture girls.
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[Dec 9,2009 9:22pm - xgodzillax ""]
whats the difference between mosquitoes and metal scene ladies?














































mosquitoes stop sucking when you smack them... whores
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[Dec 9,2009 9:25pm - arilliusbm ""]
Hahsha
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[Dec 9,2009 9:38pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Hahaha!
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[Dec 9,2009 9:44pm - Doomkid NEVER LOGS IN  ""]
I think the real problem is that metal chicks tend to be as batshit crazy as metal dudes.
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[Dec 9,2009 9:49pm - RustyPS ""]

xgodzillax said:whats the difference between mosquitoes and metal scene ladies? mosquitoes stop sucking when you smack them... whores
haha fantastic
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[Dec 9,2009 9:57pm - pam ""]

swamplorddvm said:That goes for girls.


Fixed that for you.
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[Dec 9,2009 10:00pm - pam ""]

Doomkid%20NEVER%20LOGS%20IN said:I think the real problem is that metal chicks tend to be as batshit crazy as metal dudes.


Overly sane people aren't very interesting anyway.
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[Dec 9,2009 11:06pm - Slymo ""]

pam said:
Doomkid%20NEVER%20LOGS%20IN said:I think the real problem is that metal chicks tend to be as batshit crazy as metal dudes.


Overly sane people aren't very interesting anyway.



overly sane generally means overly scared of everything.
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[Dec 9,2009 11:09pm - Wickedcoolguy ""]
yeah they r wicked crazy but tey luv me. i let them touch my muscles when im on stage.
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[Dec 9,2009 11:13pm - the_reverend ""]

pam said:
aril said:Fuck that. Metal chicks are fucked. No thx.


:middlefinger:

no matter what the case is, you got married, you don't count.
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[Dec 9,2009 11:14pm - the_reverend ""]

xgodzillax said:whats the difference between mosquitoes and metal scene ladies?
mosquitoes stop sucking when you smack them... whores


you have't been with a metla scene lady for long enough.
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[Dec 9,2009 11:17pm - pam ""]
Bitter Aaron is bitter. Good work, Carina!
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[Dec 9,2009 11:19pm - the_reverend ""]
whoah... I just lol'd
$5 for a bj
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[Dec 9,2009 11:25pm - pam ""]
Do you accept checks?
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[Dec 9,2009 11:26pm - the_reverend ""]
only from one girl. not you, not RH. sorry
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[Dec 9,2009 11:36pm - the_reverend ""]
ITT: attn carina: this dick any sucking itsef.
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[Dec 9,2009 11:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Aaron, that's not how babby is formed.
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[Dec 9,2009 11:43pm - the_reverend ""]
I find it hard to believe that that is one of the first things I said to Ostelio.
no Irish twins please.
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[Dec 10,2009 8:13am - rttp lurking whore  ""]
I can perform like one. Who wants a piece of ass
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[Dec 10,2009 8:23am - ouchdrummer ""]

rttp%20lurking%20whore said:I can perform like one. Who wants a piece of ass


ummmmm.... why just a piece? OH SNAP!
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[Dec 10,2009 9:14am - rttp lurking whore  ""]
yea
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[Dec 10,2009 12:25pm - blue ""]

the_reverend said:only from one girl. not you, not RH. sorry


You talking about me?
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[Dec 10,2009 3:19pm - xgodzillax ""]

the_reverend said:
you have't been with a metla scene lady for long enough.




this joke applies to any scene really.

scene girls will do anything for dick. because they are worthless whores. well, not just scene girls, but 98% of girls in general.


i hate women
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[Dec 10,2009 3:23pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""]
:point: Thread win.
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[Dec 10,2009 6:27pm - pam ""]

xgodzillax said:
the_reverend said:
you have't been with a metla scene lady for long enough.




scene girls will do anything for dick.



...just not yours. Wah.

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