Insidious Reign: The Story of Archaeon[views:5005][posts:56]____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 1:51pm - Forged Productions ""] Introducing the true, heartfelt story of the once great metal band and their rise and fall from the top of the metal food chain. Archaeon, a group of friends whom banded together in the name of true extreme metal. A group of musicians that no man could break the chains of. Together they slayed audiences with what only could be called the most monsterous performances in metal history. It all started in a sleepy Massachusetts town where two young men bonded together to create a band that would truly change the course of metal history. “The greatest stage presence I’ve ever seen” -Bova “If you frequent Return to the Pit and consider yourself a metal fan, you better get your ass up and your ears open for this epic film” -The Reverend “I watched Archaeon blossom into something great only to see the greatness of each individual player tear the band apart” -Jim COMING SOON 2010 |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 1:52pm - jenette ""] With a special cameo appearance by Yuqi Hu! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 1:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ITT: PURPLE TELECASTERS |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:00pm - thetruthaboutmuffdivers ""] What the fuck was up with that album cover anyways? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:01pm - dreadkill ""] Forged%20Productions said: “If you frequent Return to the Pit and consider yourself a metal fan, you better get your ears up and your ass open for this epic film” -The Reverend |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:11pm - Martins ""] Hahahaha, what? Who's directing? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:12pm - Martins ""] thetruthaboutmuffdivers said:What the fuck was up with that album cover anyways? Mark Richards drew it so that it would look awesome. We were going to make brown/beige shirts with the cover on it but then we broke up. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:15pm - aril ""] Lol what is this |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:16pm - Martins ""] lawl aril |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:17pm - aril ""] ? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:18pm - brian_dc ""] Doth thou perceiveth an accusation against Heir Aril? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:20pm - Martins ""] aril probably wouldn't waste his time and he's not funny enough |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Martins said:Hahahaha, what? Who's directing? if its not Michael Bay than i'm not interested. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:21pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Martins said: thetruthaboutmuffdivers said:What the fuck was up with that album cover anyways? Mark Richards drew it so that it would look awesome. Oh, I thought you wanted to be awFUL. I'd like to go back in time to when I started that cover and slap myself in the dick. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:25pm - Martins ""] God dammit, Richards. I told you his foot looked weird. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The foot is the only good part. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:26pm - archaeon ""] I'll be at the premier sporting skinny jeans, pink strat and underage scene girlfriend. Also, I lol'd so hard at this in the middle of class. wierd looks ftw. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:28pm - aril ""] Martins said:aril probably wouldn't waste his time and he's not funny enough I wouldn't waste my time on this and I use my phone to post. I'm more funny in real life tough gauy. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:29pm - Martins ""] Forged%20Productions said: It all started in a sleepy Massachusetts town where two young men bonded together to create a band that would truly change the course of metal history. That sentence is the best. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:29pm - archaeon ""] Carlos and Jackson? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:30pm - Martins ""] aril said: Martins said:aril probably wouldn't waste his time and he's not funny enough I wouldn't waste my time on this and I use my phone to post. I'm more funny in real life tough gauy. You're about as funny in real life as an NWO. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:30pm - Martins ""] archaeon said:Carlos and Jackson? I was thinking Lefman and Carlos' cousin. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:30pm - Martins ""] After they moved in together. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:32pm - xanonymousx ""] archaeon said:I'll be at the premier sporting skinny jeans, pink strat and underage scene girlfriend. Also, I lol'd so hard at this in the middle of class. wierd looks ftw. when you get back around here, winter break... i got a sick pop punk project for you. since i am not good enough to play slam metal. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:34pm - Martins ""] I hope the trailer mentions something about the slam in Insidious Reign. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:36pm - Rhinomcgunksmartins ""] This thread started funny but sucks now. I used to direct movies , but I make more money than graveside , I have a hotter girlfriend , I'm just plain better . |
| _____________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:41pm - blue ""] Lol at 'not good enough to play slam metal' |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:42pm - Forged Productions ""] Update: Interviewees include such names as: Arillius (under the pseudonym "Jim") Steve "Destroy You ALOT" Bova Seth Putnam Wren Leader Richard Horror Pat Flynn Its wonderful how so many people could be touched by one musical group. STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:50pm - Dave_Maggot ""] will composted end up in the dvd deleted scenes? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:51pm - Martins ""] There's a gay sex scene with all of Composted. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:51pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Chiodos could not be reached for comment. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:54pm - Forged Productions ""] MORE UPDATES: Mass Slamstars COMPOSTED have agreed to provide half of the soundtrack of this film. The other half will be of rare, unleased, BRUTAL tracks from the one and only ARCHAEON! Plus MORE INTERVIEWEES ADDED! Henry Rollins Wrench Ghaal Stay tuned for more! -Forged Productions Team |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:54pm - archaeon ""] There's 2 hours of lifting footage that Carlos put on Facebook in the bonus section. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:58pm - archaeon ""] Rumors are floating around about this being a double feature with the much anticipated, "TYAG: Breehind the Music" |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 2:58pm - aril ""] I've never met anyone in this band. The only thing I'd say in the interview is stuff about curious fatties and pink strats |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:00pm - archaeon ""] and TESTOSTERONE. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] ahhhhh breehind the music haha. i lolled |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:03pm - aril ""] Special bonus disc: the martins diet. learn how to lose weight in seconds ! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:04pm - Martins ""] Lol carlos' Testosterone shirt |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:06pm - Forged Productions ""] aril said:I've never met anyone in this band. The only thing I'd say in the interview is stuff about curious fatties and pink strats We regret to inform you that the comments you made during your interview are now copywritten material of Forged Productions. Said comments include "When Archaeon first started out and I eventually saw them live, I found Grant strangly attractive" and "I never knew what true metal was until I saw Martins shred like the beast he is" Again, we thank you for your contributions to this picture. -Forged Productions Team |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:08pm - aril ""] You son of a bitch. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:08pm - Martins ""] Really, you think I shred? Awesome. |
| ______________________________________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:11pm - martins the shredding squareenix beast lover ""] lol haha wow gauyz lol I'm sp flattered haha what about the secret grant and martins sex tape lol haha gauyz this is too much |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:12pm - Martins ""] hahahaha almost definitely has to be aril |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:12pm - Archaeon ""] Jim I actually am pretty sure that I met you when I was in Mortalis. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:15pm - dreadkill ""] copywritten? as in, you wrote the copy? they should've been copyrighted so you'd own the rights. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:18pm - aril ""] Archaeon said:Jim I actually am pretty sure that I met you when I was in Mortalis. who knows probably. I remember someone in that band and his friends used to worship my band for some unknown reason. rhinorocker was it? Can't remember |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] "Breehind The Music" is the only thing worth a shit in this thread. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:42pm - archaeon ""] Rhinorocker (jamey) was out of mortalis a while before i joined. Luke (who i replaced) was also obsessed, he was the one who was friends with matt oles. I'm pretty sure i have a video of abaroth jamming on my other computer. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:51pm - aril ""] that video is a drunken aril in a medieval monk outfit. Delete that immediately. as far as mr oles, well, I'd rather not say. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 3:55pm - RichHorror ""] I heard Jesus was hoping to be interviewed but was told he was too much of a nobody to participate. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 4:59pm - TommyLee ""] I partied with those boys. Gave one of 'em the hep. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 5:03pm - Bobby McFadden II ""] I heard Archaeon had an original name |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 5:05pm - Martins ""] Well you heard wrong. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 5:12pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:"Breehind The Music" is the only thing worth a shit in this thread. I was pretty proud of "PURPLE TELECASTERS", but whatever, I'll just sit here alone in the dark. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 1,2009 5:18pm - Bobby McFadden II ""] I heard dya's jokes usually sit in the dark |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 21,2009 11:43am - Castle McGroovey ""] Archaeon is a GAY band, especially Grant wants to suck Carlos dick. |