now THIS is news. Canadian folk singer killed by coyotes.[views:6719][posts:33]______________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:25pm - Yeti ""] http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/29/canada.singer.killed/index.html first Jessica Simpson's dog, and now a Canadian folk singer. |
___________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] nature obviously does not approve of canadian folk music |
_______________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:30pm - boblovesmusic ""] wow that's kinda bizarre... |
__________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:30pm - largefreakatzero ""] "She loved the woods and had a deep affinity for their beauty and serenity," she wrote. Hahaha - yeah and the woods loved you - FOR DINNER. This is awesome. That must have been a serious coy-dog - those things usually aren't that big. |
______________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:32pm - Yeti ""] seriously, and you can usually scare off coyotes. that one seriously hated folk music. this is another one of those wonderful examples of how nature doesn't give a fuck about you. you may love nature, but if she gets the chance, she is going to fucking eat you. |
__________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:34pm - brian_dc ""] surely, I'm a pussy, but this is sad. |
___________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Nature will step on you, nature will eat you up, Jesu...Jesu Nature don't care for you, nature don't see you. Jesu...Jesu You're Fucked You've Lost |
______________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:36pm - Yeti ""] haha nice |
_________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:37pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] I read this story and thought news story for RTTP but you beat me to it, damn ruskie either way, I brought my knife and carried a big stick on my walk through the woods this morning because of this story, but I always carry a knife anyways! |
_________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:41pm - RustyPS ""] unrelated but anyone else notice the top 5 stories on cnn.com? 3 have to do with the gang rape thing |
__________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:44pm - largefreakatzero ""] brian_dc said:surely, I'm a pussy, but this is sad. If by "sad" you mean "hilarious" then you are not a pussy. |
_______________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:47pm - Pires ""] largefreakatzero said: brian_dc said:surely, I'm a pussy, but this is sad. If by "sad" you mean "hilarious" then you are not a pussy. no he meant sad. He's a pussy. |
___________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] RustyPS said:unrelated but anyone else notice the top 5 stories on cnn.com? 3 have to do with the gang rape thing gang rape is americas next trend. |
______________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 3:57pm - goatcatalyst ""] As long as my beautiful Canadian brides Tegan and Sara are OK... |
__________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 4:13pm - largefreakatzero ""] The coyotes are sparing them for your rape furnace. |
___________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 4:15pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] She was white, right? I hope she died painfully. |
___________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 4:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i gotta imagine that being eaten alive by coyotes is not exactly a comfortable way to go out |
___________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 4:18pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] I don't put it past any fucked up white bitch to have a death fetish. |
___________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 4:23pm - MikeOfDecrepitude ""] I'm penning the song "Orgasm induced through coyote devourment". I am so on NEDF next year. |
______________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 5:35pm - goatcatalyst ""] largefreakatzero said:The coyotes are sparing them for your rape furnace. Tegan and Sara would never suffer my rape furnace. Nothing but tenderness for those two. Maybe some ass worship and face sitting. |
__________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 5:39pm - largefreakatzero ""] Mmmmm...face sitting. |
______________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 5:45pm - goatcatalyst ""] ^ face sitting lobbyist ^ |
__________________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 6:19pm - largefreakatzero ""] That's how I roll. |
_______________________________________ [Oct 29,2009 6:55pm - thuringwethil ""] I google mapped the region where she was killed. The top northwest edge of Nova Scotia, Cape Breton highlands national park = isolated as FUCK damn that is brutal |
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__________________________________________ [Oct 30,2009 9:33am - largefreakatzero ""] thuringwethil said:I google mapped the region where she was killed. The top northwest edge of Nova Scotia, Cape Breton highlands national park = isolated as FUCK damn that is brutal Yeah that's no joke up there. Makes you wonder why anyone would go wandering around without a rifle/shotgun. |
___________________________________________ [Oct 30,2009 9:37am - FuckIsMySignature ""] hippies dont carry weapons |
___________________________________________ [Oct 30,2009 10:57am - largefreakatzero ""] That's why it's easy to roll them and steal their drugs. |
_______________________________ [Oct 30,2009 12:55pm - blue ""] MikeOfDecrepitude said:I'm penning the song "Orgasm induced through coyote devourment". I am so on NEDF next year. Done and done. |
______________________________________ [Oct 30,2009 1:50pm - goatcatalyst ""] Funny beacause it didn't happen to me. Or Chuck Biscuits. |
______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 1:57am - the_reverend ""] there is a TV show on NatGEO that I'm watching. wow... |
__________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 1:43pm - ShadowSD ""] Yeti said:seriously, and you can usually scare off coyotes. that one seriously hated folk music. Apparently not enough to run off in fear, though, it takes something truly awful like Creed to do that. |
_______________________________________ [Feb 19,2011 1:57pm - NuclearWinter ""] Some thunderous thighs on that woman. Them jackals had a righteous feast. |