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[QUOTE="stainless:69683"]were the victims of a severe natural disaster. It was around 2:30 am last night, we were getting busy as usual, throwing down beers at the speed of sound. 14-15 degenerate losers were walking around aimlessly into empty rooms they've already been in a million times. One individual decided to address the "central vaccum" problem we have been recently wrestling with. Upon opening the basement door, he innocently flicked the lights on, only to bear witness to the unforgiving wrath of mother nature herself. Minutes slowed down to seconds, seconds turned into suffering. This man blinked twice to remind his brain what he was now exposed to, the most treacherous, ungodly, deepest abyss of a basement any human being could imagine. FLOOD :skull: Images of the band members' equipment quickly flashed into his mind.:nuke: He knew that at least Scott and Kevin were so hammered, they would not take kindly to such news. He knew Tim was sleeping because of his joke of a work schedule. He decided to turn to young Nate, his closest ally and trusted companion. At this point, Scott and Kevin were seen playing air guitar to Malevolent Creation's masterpiece, entitled simply, "Eternal." They were then seen laughing and pointing at the flow of people with no shoes on descending into the great abyss. One of them remarked, "Look at these assholes. Ripping their socks off, pulling their pants up like clamdiggas. We don't need this shit." A Triple Recitifier Mesa Boogie shot up, clocked at 80mph into a dry, clean towel. This was then followed by the various body parts of a $1200 brand new drum set touched by only 6 human hands and for only 3 seconds at a time. Casualties: Various expensive guitar pedals: $800 Chords and Mic: $200 Hearts: $0 To play tonights show drunk as possible and not giving a fuck: PRICELESS Come see Shaniqua and the Skull Fuckers bitches! [/QUOTE]
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