Best revenge to get on neighbors...[views:10979][posts:30]______________________________________ [Oct 10,2009 8:46pm - SkinSandwich ""] Give me ideas? Thanks! |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 10,2009 10:06pm - TheRidersofDoom ""] watch dirty work starring norm macdonald |
| _________________________________ [Oct 10,2009 10:12pm - xmikex ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 2:01am - goatcatalyst ""] Jerk off on their driver's side car door handle. Chances are, they'll be picking their nose ten minutes into their commute. Semen in nostril = vanquished foe. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 4:50am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Get some oc spray and, on a night when it's not going to rain, put a nice coat on their car's intake vents. There'll be an excellent payoff the next time they turn on the heat or air conditioner. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 10:05am - Dankill ""] Years ago I fucked with my friend's neighbor who harassed him, his brothers and every kid on that street pretty much because she was an old spitful bitch. Soooo, I grabbed a handful of quarters, the menus to a bunch of local restruaunts that delivered and drove to a couple of different payphones and made huge orders to her house. Needless to say, she had people knocking on her door past midnight with deliveries and my friends stayed up and listened to her rant and scream all night. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 11:00am - bart ""] simpsons did it. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 3:00pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] EMERGENCY SISTERECTOMY |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 7:11pm - tomx nli ""] if they leave their car doors unlocked, take a syringe with a long needle and pump a good 20 ccs of clam juice into the seats. itll smell awesome by summer. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 7:21pm - pam nli ""] I had a party once and told all the men to piss on the dick next door's car. I was mostly joking but the ground under the car was still wet the next day. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 7:23pm - the_reverend ""] take seroqul and sleep walk? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 8:19pm - SkinSandwich ""] the_reverend said:take seroqul and sleep walk? FUCK!!! I'll do this again. Nah, these are against a set of different neighbors who think it is good fun to throw rocks into my yard when my autistic son is out back playing. a bit different don't you think? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2009 9:19pm - the_reverend ""] nudez |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 6:58am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:Get some oc spray and, on a night when it's not going to rain, put a nice coat on their car's intake vents. There'll be an excellent payoff the next time they turn on the heat or air conditioner. addendum: Spray down the door handles as well. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 12,2009 7:43am - Yeti ""] spraypaint a sign that says TWO BAD NEIGHBORS and hang it from your roof. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 11:09am - SkinSandwich ""] I might take a dump on their doorstep and stick the soiled TP to their cat. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 11:44am - aril ""] Take a shutgun and blow her face off. I don't see what's so hard about that. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 11:45am - aril ""] ^This kind of stuff has been happening on the Cape lately, why not contribute to the trend? |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 12:41pm - contagion ""] SkinSandwich said:I might take a dump on their doorstep and stick the soiled TP to their cat.hahah |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 12:50pm - dontlivefastjustdie ""] put mothballs in their gas tank. they are semi-bouyant in gas so once they get down below half a tank or so they'll start inhibiting the flow of gasoline out of the tank and into their engine. ie. any time they go around a turn their car will shut off. they will never figure it out, well...at least not until they pay to have a million other things looked at before someone figures out the real problem |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 1:51pm - contagion ""] dontlivefastjustdie said:put mothballs in their gas tank. they are semi-bouyant in gas so once they get down below half a tank or so they'll start inhibiting the flow of gasoline out of the tank and into their engine. ie. any time they go around a turn their car will shut off. they will never figure it out, well...at least not until they pay to have a million other things looked at before someone figures out the real problemthats an awesome idea |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 2:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] holy shit... most cars have locking mechanisms on their gas tanks now though |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 2:44pm - dontlivefastjustdie ""] yeah...it wont work on some newer cars but worth a try |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 3:00pm - Conservationist ""] SkinSandwich said:Give me ideas? Thanks! http://www.textfiles.com/ Search for "revenge" It's a type of G-phile / T-phile that was super popular back in the day. Rev: why do they call them G-philes? Bonus for complete answer! My personal favorite: Whatever you do, do it 24-7 |
| __________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 3:15pm - pam nli ""] I'm too lazy to read through these for the best ones but there's some amusing shit on here: http://www.rotteneggsx.com/r3/show/se/800-show-33.html |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 12,2009 8:32pm - JDDomnli ""] Get their phone number, call them from a private number and tell them you are from the local phone company. Tell them that the company will be working on the phone lines for a while and the phone might ring. Tell them DO NOT pick up the phone cause it could be very dangerous to the technician working on the lines. Hang up, wait a couple minutes then call them. One of two things will happen: They will forget, answer the phone, to which you will scream bloody fucking murder. Or you call repeatedly, they remember not to pick up and you drive them crazy until they finally pick up and you scream bloody fucking murder. :nuke: |
| ________________________________ [Oct 13,2009 2:30am - ernie ""] shove dogshit under their car door handles and watch from your window, trying to hold back the giggles |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 13,2009 2:50am - xgodzillax ""] i used to dump etch bath all over peoples car windows. especially people who were parked in my spot. etch bath is an acid bath you can buy at an arts and crafts store. its expensive, but i used to steal it so yeah. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 13,2009 2:57am - xgodzillax ""] theres also a mixture of chemicals that you can pour on someones car, it looks like its dirty. and when they wash the car, it takes the paint off, to the sheet metal or fiberglass |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 13,2009 1:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Conservationist said: SkinSandwich said:Give me ideas? Thanks! http://www.textfiles.com/ Search for "revenge" It's a type of G-phile / T-phile that was super popular back in the day. Rev: why do they call them G-philes? Bonus for complete answer! My personal favorite: Whatever you do, do it 24-7 Holy shit, I remember these. Jolly Roger's Cookbook much? LOL. I get no points, though, I never knew why they were called that even back then. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 13,2009 1:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Conservationist said: SkinSandwich said:Give me ideas? Thanks! http://www.textfiles.com/ Search for "revenge" It's a type of G-phile / T-phile that was super popular back in the day. Rev: why do they call them G-philes? Bonus for complete answer! My personal favorite: Whatever you do, do it 24-7 Holy shit, I remember these. Jolly Roger's Cookbook much? LOL. I get no points, though, I never knew why they were called that even back then. |