Revocation according to Dethklok[views:2405][posts:31]___________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 12:00am - Dankill ""] Decibel magazine got William Murderface and Toki Wartooth to listen to a track off of some new albums and comment on them. Here, they listen to "Anthem of the Betrayed" from the new Revo cd Murderface: I feel betrayed by this song. Where's my anthem?! It's like a modern-day Iron Maiden if they had a typical boring hardcore singer and their collective cock got caught in some sorta machine in a factory they were working in because they needed day jobs because they suck! Wartooth: What?! Murderface: Fuck you! Perfect analogy! Wartooth: I likes da lead guitar with sweeps arpeggimos. Murderface: Awwww who cares?! Boooooooring. Diddle diddle diddle plink plink plink.....NEXT! Wartooth: I do thinks the singer is likes boring buts maybe hes good live. Murderface:Maybe he's a LADY! Wartooth: Dat would be awesome!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 12:59am - PatMeebles ""] ouch... Wait, what business does a woogie woo death metal vocalist have shit talking mid range screaming? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 1:06am - swamplorddvm ""] I get the feeling they would talk smack about everyone. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 1:29am - Archaeon ""] i lold at maybe hes a lady |
| _________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 6:21am - reimroc ""] if any of you take this seriously i feel bad for you. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 6:58am - ZenErik ""] DISRESPECT OMFGZ. IMA KILL DEM FUCKIN' CARTOON CHARACTERZ. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 8:46am - Dankill ""] four out of five that get the joke isn't bad, i guess. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 9:17am - PatMeebles ""] Dave told me that Revolver gave them a bad review, and I'm stupid so I didn't read "Decibel" and thought this was it. Plus, I'm tired. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 9:22am - ouchdrummer ""] what joke? SM 10 |
| __________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 9:36am - Dankill ""] Decibel is actually a really good mag. Revolver is crap on the other hand. The joke would be that Revocation was getting reviewed and shredded by cartoon characters. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 9:38am - FuckIsMySignature ""] lolz |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 9:39am - dreadkill ""] i'm so pissed off that a cartoon character who hates everything doesn't like a band that i like. did i mention this person whose opinion is different than mine is a cartoon character? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 9:39am - dreadkill ""] swamplorddvm said:I get the feeling they would talk smack about everyone.QFT |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 9:44am - ouchdrummer ""] Dankill said: The joke would be that Revocation was getting reviewed and shredded by cartoon characters. I guess i thought that you would know i was kidding. I have amended my previous post to read as such. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 10:09am - Assho nli ""] I agree with dethklok. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 11:32am - Dankill ""] ouchdrummer said: Dankill said: The joke would be that Revocation was getting reviewed and shredded by cartoon characters. I guess i thought that you would know i was kidding. I have amended my previous post to read as such.No problem. Sarcastic humor via the internet doesn't always go the way you'd hope. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 11:42am - rbss ""] I don't give a shit what these cartoon characters say, this is great exposure for us. Dethklok is some mainstream pop culture shit now, let's get into the kiddies' brains. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 11:48am - FuckIsMySignature ""] braaaaaaaaaaaaaainsssss |
| ________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 11:53am - rbss ""] GETCHA BRAIN SCRAMBLED btw siiiick Brain Scramblers T design coming relatively soon.. it's ridiculous |
| __________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 11:53am - gslice ""] lol @ people expecting dethklok to do anything but bash another metal band |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 11:54am - ouchdrummer ""] rbss said:I don't give a shit what these cartoon characters say, this is great exposure for us. Dethklok is some mainstream pop culture shit now, let's get into the kiddies' brains. bckd. You know what they say about publicity. Any publicity..... |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 11:58am - RevoPhil ""] Any puberty is good puberty |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 12:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] gslice said:lol @ people expecting dethklok to do anything but bash another metal band haha right? |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 12:08pm - sinistas ""] I take this as nothing but a sign that Revocation has arrived. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 28,2009 12:08pm - pam ""] HAH!! |
| _______________________________ [Sep 28,2009 12:45pm - blue ""] Those dethklok dudes are right...band chews on a bag o' dixxx |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 12:48pm - xgodzillax ""] 'hey man, i know ive seen you at shows and never talked to you, but i know you know who i am. im in some bands..' |
| __________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 3:24pm - Dankill ""] sinistas said:I take this as nothing but a sign that Revocation has arrived.Pretty much, yeah. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 7:49pm - In Flames ""] Have any of you guys seen Dethklok live? They don't even look like they do on the show. Its still pretty much the best metal out there, but I was disappointed to find that they're fat and look like nerds. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 7:57pm - sinistas ""] Yeah, I was depressed when I found out they weren't cartoons in real life. ... |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 8:00pm - xanonymousx ""] PatMeebles said:Dave told me that Revolver gave them a bad review, and I'm stupid so I didn't read "Decibel" and thought this was it. Plus, I'm tired. i believe it got 2 out of 5 an average score from them. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 28,2009 8:06pm - immortal13 ""] Hold on...Dethklok aren't cartoons? |