Macing Yourself, Your Girlfriend, and your Cats.[views:2120][posts:12]_______________________________________ [Sep 25,2009 11:40pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Don't try to dry super duper hot peppers in the microwave. Never walk away from the microwave long enough for they drying pepper to catch fire. If it DOES catch fire, do NOT open the microwave, and certainly do not inhale the exiting vapors. If all the above should occur, at the very least do NOT sit on the couch as the vapors spread throughout the house, and proclaim "Don't worry! I turned the fan on. It's not that bad!" It's even in the goddamned bathroom. Like I don't cry on the toilet ENOUGH already! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 12:06am - the_reverend ""] were you stoned? I heard that everybody must get that way. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 1:59am - RustyPS ""] holy shit thats hilarious |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 10:34am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] It's 10:30 a.m. and I can finally go in the kitchen without crying! |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 10:44am - sxealex gayrage ""] good work XD |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 10:45am - DrewBloodMobile ""] Jesus, just the thread title had me lolin |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 11:40am - FuckIsMySignature ""] mmmm incapacitating... |
| __________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 11:42am - ZenErik ""] This thread is fairly awesome. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 12:16pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] the_reverend said:were you stoned? Nope. Turns out it only takes about 15 seconds for a mostly dried pepper to burst into flames in the microwave. Also, the resulting steam from the pepper is about 10X more potent than just eating the fucking thing. I ate two of these the other night whole and they weren't bad. However, light it on fire and suddenly it's like fucking tear gas. I'm still cracking up at how bad it got last night. We had every window open, the fan running, and were still hiding out on the balcony for about an hour. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 12:44pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] at least you know how to easily make teargas now. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 12:51pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] I was thinking that. I wonder if there's a way to do this and bottle it up? Would be fun as hell at a show! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 12:57pm - Phrozenspite ""] haha i know what i'm throwing in the microwave at 7-11 next time i'm bored instead of a CD |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 26,2009 2:06pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""] Phrozenspite said:haha i know what i'm throwing in the microwave at 7-11 next time i'm bored instead of a CD GENIUS! |