the 1,000,000th post challenge.[views:3919][posts:45]_______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:39am - the_reverend ""] this post is around 941130-ish. what do you think post 1000000 will be? when do you think it will be? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:40am - the_reverend ""] sorry, ^^ was pots index 941131 |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:53am - dreadkill ""] it'll be one of the following: bova post OR YOU'RE A PUSSY post yuqi hu post relapse/century media grab bag post a douchebag patrol porn picture post a racist comment political banter from conservationist |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:55am - MillenialKingdom ""] This should be a poll. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:57am - dreadkill ""] actually, i bet the post will be something random, like me saying "ha" to someone's funny post. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:59am - corpus_colostomy ""] @ 1,000,000 -Bova will ascend to his rightful place in heaven, by the right hand of the father. -Blue will finally come out of the closet. -Rich Horror will top Tony Robbins as America's premier "life coach." -Millenial will get shipped to Korea. -The Rev will spontaneously self-combust. -HYEO will find a drummer (in the greater boston area) -Lando Calresian will battle Obama to see who is more "hood." |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 11:04am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] My prediction is this: The 1,000,000th post will be someone saying very homo-erotic things in an ironic sarcastic way. I will also go one further, it will contain the word: "Faggot". Lastly, the post will be made by one of these people: RICHHORROR MSD MFR BoarcorpseJimbo FIMS W3 |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 11:10am - arilliusbm ""] My prediction is that for the 1,000,000th post, it will be official that we all live a sad life, go on the computer too much, and talk about stupid stuff all day. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 11:13am - brian_dc ""] [Dec 21,2012 8:39am - the_reverend ""] Anybody else tired of all these clowns overreacting about today? Douchebags. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 12:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i predict the internet will be destroyed by that point |
| _______________________________ [Jun 23,2009 12:42pm - Yeti ""] it will be DYA, he has been MIA lately, but by divine providence he'll be the one to do it. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:12pm - reimroc ""] it will probably be some retarded post by yours truly. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:14pm - Martins ""] It will probably be this post. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:17pm - the_reverend ""] dead ICP baby Kira's dead ICP baby Joe Christiani loves ICP baby Bova joins ICP baby I shoow ICP baby |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:19pm - RichHorror ""] I invented saying faggot on the internet, step off. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:23pm - RichHorror ""] Step off, I'm doing the hump. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:25pm - dreadkill ""] do the humpty hump |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:44pm - RichHorror ""] All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:47pm - dreadkill ""] peace and humptiness forever best motto/slogan/credo ever. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:47pm - RichHorror ""] yuh |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:50pm - xitsdoomsdayx ""] Listen Im going with a safe bet, a good old show thread for the 1000000th thread. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:24pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] How many posts are there now? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:24pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] How about now? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:24pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] What about now? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Maybe now? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] How soon is now? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:25pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have 12K worth of posts apparently. i'm gonna go shoot myself in the face now |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Is it now? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] When will it be now? Maybe then? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:26pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Was just then now? Is that rain? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:26pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] It was not rain, is it now though? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:26pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] How many posts until it is now? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:27pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Could it be now soon? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:28pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Now has to be now, it just has to be! |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:29pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] When it's now you niggas better tell me. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 9:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i predict an anonymous poster gets it |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 1,2009 11:38pm - the_reverend ""] 944646 |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2009 1:06am - deadlikemurf ""] 1mil GET |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 2,2009 1:29am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] POST EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 2,2009 3:15am - I_am_not_me ""] It'll be shitty. I'm sure. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 2,2009 3:31am - READYWHIP ""] 1,000,000 = A news article on how Phil from Pantera choked on a pair of hundred dollar bills. Sources close to Phil say they'll miss his money - |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 2,2009 5:36am - I_am_not_me ""] Funny how I post that, fall asleep after 5 minutes, then wake up 2 hours later with ridiculous diarrhea. FML |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2009 9:05am - the_reverend ""] win. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 2,2009 9:41am - XmikeX ""] I_am_not_me said:Funny how I post that, fall asleep after 5 minutes, then wake up 2 hours later with ridiculous diarrhea. FML You must have had a Napple. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2657785/tim_and_eric_cinco_napple/ |