Lil Wayne wanted (DC-MD-VA)[views:13519][posts:53]_________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 9:15am - darkwor ""] Lil Wayne wanted (DC-MD-VA) Reply to: gigs-w3a3t-1218083689@craigslist.org Date: 2009-06-12, 12:27PM EDT My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately. Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition. Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby! * Location: DC-MD-VA * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: Negotiable PostingID: 1218083689 http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/1218083689.html in case anyone is interested. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 9:19am - brian_dc ""] ya deeg? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 9:20am - RustyPS ""] wow lol |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 9:22am - darkwor ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 9:30am - SkinSandwich ""] darkwor said:[img] Is the government calling me a loser? |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2009 10:32am - Yeti ""] yes. yes it is. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2009 10:32am - Yeti ""] the main point to this ad is, why is the mother letting her children listen to Lil Wayne? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 10:52am - largefreakatzero ""] Who the fuck is Lil Wayne? (This question is rhetorical -- I'm pretty sure I don't want to know). |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 10:58am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] well i do a great lil' wheezy. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 11:04am - RustyPS ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 11:12am - largefreakatzero ""] F- on everything except the "RAPE" buckle. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 11:31am - reimroc ""] rofl |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 11:42am - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 11:42am - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 11:43am - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2009 12:39pm - Yeti ""] largefreakatzero said:Who the fuck is Lil Wayne? (This question is rhetorical -- I'm pretty sure I don't want to know). despite being rhetorical, i'm going to answer anyways. just another useless pile of shit who got rich and famous doing nothing but being a useless pile of shit. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 12:39pm - reimroc ""] definitely not making fun of this enough people. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2009 12:41pm - Yeti ""] it almost seems pointless to do so. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 12:41pm - brian_dc ""] Uh...Im so Dipset- Dipsouth Baby, If you don't like it nigga, Fuck You wit a AIDS dick, I hope you die 30 times, nigga murder moms, No fast talk, Im on that syrup, im on that turtle time If Killa say a Nigga Dead, then a Nigga Dead If Stunna say a Nigga Dead, then a Nigga Dead VIP-We be them niggas bangin in the red, Dont drink cristal no more, just pour it on white bitches heads |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 12:42pm - Sacreligion ""] Rape buckle FTW |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 12:44pm - boblovesmusic ""] bitch I'm paid, thats all I gotta say can't see my lil nigga, the money in the way and im, I'm sittin high, a gansta ride blades if you aint gone ride fly than you might as well hate shit I gotta eat... even though I ate it aint my birthday but I got my name on my cake believe that, if ya mans wanna play imma fuck around and put that boy brains on the table so pick 'em up, pop 'em let 'em lay where I'm from we see a fuckin dead body everyday thats, uptown, throwin stuff at 'em niggaz talk about me I'm throwin shots back at 'em bitch I'm a pipe, and she like a crack attic and she saw me cookin EGGS and she though I was back at it I grab the keys, hoe I gotta go I got my motorcycle jacket and my motorcycle loafs |
| _______________________________ [Jun 15,2009 12:47pm - Yeti ""] "bitch i'm a pipe, and she like a crack attic" die. just die and rid us of your stupidity. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 12:48pm - RustyPS ""] brian_dc said:Dont drink cristal no more, just pour it on white bitches heads hahaha awesome |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:00pm - darkwor ""] Best part is he has FEAR GOD tattooed on his eyelids. You fear what you don't know I guess. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:02pm - darkwor ""] I don't even know how to make fun of him, I just pretend he doesn't exist. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:03pm - boblovesmusic ""] the thing that comes to mind whenever I see him is what he'll be like at age 80. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:04pm - brian_dc ""] I just lol and lol. No thinking involved. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:04pm - Yeti ""] i bet bob doesn't love this music. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:04pm - Sacreligion ""] boblovesmusic said:[img] Women probably ask him NOT to eat their bojinas. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:08pm - Yeti ""] though he is constantly asked to eat Bovainas. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:09pm - Sacreligion ""] He took a Bovaload to the grill and ended up bedazzled. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:13pm - boblovesmusic ""] Yeti said:i bet bob doesn't love this music. It is true that I probably don't love this music, but gotta say I don't think I've actually heard his music. I do have a strange attraction to bad music... |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:14pm - darkwor ""] IT'S NOT MUSIC THERE IS A LOT OF RAP WORTH LISTENING TO THIS IS NOT IT DO NOT LOVE IT DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT PLATINUM GRILL |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:17pm - brian_dc ""] Whenever I hear this shit, I listen to it like I would a comedy album. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:21pm - RustyPS ""] I'm sure I've heard him (alot of my best friends are fans of whatever is on the radio, no matter what it is), and if I have, I didn't know it was him.... with that said, I've heard many people in the media proclaim him as some sort of Rap God...I'll take Grandmaster Flash, the Sugarhill Gang, Dr. Dre, Public Enemy, etc. over him 1000000% of the time |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:48pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] that's not music....it's NIGGA NOISE |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:55pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I AM A ROBOT AND THIS ROBOT IS ON OVERLOAD |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:56pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] I am familiar with his "music", and it's exactly what you would expect it to be... I do get a kick outta lil wayne though.. in EVERY one of his interviews he feels the need to tell the world that his favorite drink is "syzurp", Which is Codeine cough syrup mixed with vodka and juice... dudes just another junkie. One so tragically retarded that the world loves watching him live. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 1:59pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] One time for me, one time for the DJ He be Khaled, I be Lil' Weezy Baby if you ask me if you're nasty Creative gifted bastard Spit sporadic I'm so diplomatic democratic Touch it, Bring it, Push it systematic Damn right I kissed my daddy I think they pissed at how rich my daddy is And I'm his kid I stunt with my daddy Call Mrs. Lee, she's with my daddy So diss me and dont diss my daddy Cause who was there when no one wasn't? Just my daddy Who was there when I needed money? Just my daddy So who'll be there when I see the money? Just my daddy Who said that I be the one? Just my daddy! Hello Hip Hop I'm home, Its Your Daddy When I say D's, I don't mean the caddy I mean 'deez nuts' Akon's and Khaleds, Rick Ross, TIP, Stunna and Fat Joe And I can't, can't, can't forget Brisco & Yeah I done squashed the bullshit it's rizo It's a bakery here just trying to get dough Shout to my Dreads, my Haitians and Chicos You're lookin for me hoe? I'm in the 3-0...Five, I'm the best rapper alive Homeboy got a mind, that a map couldnt find Homeboy got a 9, that a cop couldnt find I could get to it even if I was blind Scary movie be screaming when I rhyme I'ma 'King' you can ask 'Steven' if I'm lying I'ma Prince too demanding like my mom Too bold too cold like wet Sa-lam-Me! Me! It's all about me! If a girl gotta voice then she talking about me! He say, she say, I say me! Will be in the M.I.A. me! With me! And T! And Big Ronnie! And the homie Street probably somewhere on the beach And Tez and E probably somewhere in the jeep And Marl in the Phantom with Mr. G And me! Me! It's all about me! Play with me and it's all out beef Beef! Yes! Chest! Feet!, Tag! Bag! Blood! Sheets! Yikes! Yeeks! Great! Scott! Storch! Can I borrow your yacht? Watch me and my click go all out Like the ball in the stands we balls out Boy I don't know what y'all 'bout But I just spit like a dog mouth Pink ice just looking like a hog mouth VRRRMMM ...I had to bring the hog out Light dem trees bring the log out Everyday Christmas I'm egged nogged out & Hip Hop Is My New Bought House My flow just grew legs and walked out |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 2:16pm - largefreakatzero ""] More profit from the destruction of the English language. Let's just hope this retard gets fatally shot -- though unfortunately that would make him even more of an icon for the retarded (ie, Tupac). |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 2:33pm - brian_dc ""] BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:I AM A ROBOT AND THIS ROBOT IS ON OVERLOAD sorry folks, but this is lol. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 2:42pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Bitch you can eat these pills and chill and tell me all about em, Hold up my heart is knockin, Don't worry water stops it, Hold up your mouth is dry, Don't worry water mops it, I got a great idea, We should have sex, Bitch I'm like Dante Hall, I just throw up the X, My dick be still hard, I be so up for next, That's when you slip up and fuck around, and fuck ya ex, That be that bullshit, But it's the fuckin best!, I get her to pop a pill, And come and fuck the set!, And I fuckin rep |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 2:56pm - Eli_hhcb ""] I think it says bape which might be a clothing company or something. I would do the shit out of this if I could rap/get paid. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 3:02pm - brian_dc ""] no, that definitely says "RAPE" |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 3:07pm - RustyPS ""] actually I think Eli is right...notice the gaps in the bottom of A and in between P and E....the R would have the same gap....I think that's a B |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 3:09pm - Eli_hhcb ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 3:10pm - RustyPS ""] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Bathing_Ape |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 4:42pm - Sacreligion ""] LOL at clothing label. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 4:45pm - brian_dc ""] hahaha...ok, I know about Bape. It just seriously looks like Rape from afar. I can't believe it's short for A Bathing Ape. LOL @ Surprise racism. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 4:54pm - largefreakatzero ""] brian_dc said:hahaha...ok, I know about Bape. It just seriously looks like Rape from afar. I can't believe it's short for A Bathing Ape. LOL @ Surprise racism. Surprise racism > Rape? You decide... |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 5:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i nominate MSD for this special moment in a young child's life |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 5:56pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I'm surprised it took you guys that long to notice it said "BAPE" and not "RAPE". See what you wanna see. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2009 8:14pm - the_reverend ""] and he misspelled rape? wtf! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 16,2009 12:12am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |