www.fmylife.com is awesome[views:5986][posts:20]_________________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 5:46pm - SacreligionNLI ""] http://www.fmylife.com The one about easter posted on 04/12/2009 at 9:53am is the best. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 5:47pm - SacreligionNLI ""] http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/924153 |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 6:10pm - sli sli sli ""] Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years having sex with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!!". April Fools was 12 days ago. FML |
| _________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 6:14pm - Doomkid ""] Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML |
| ______________________________ [Apr 13,2009 6:39pm - Lamp ""] I was reading this site for a while... got bored of it though. Just read it for a month or so. It's the same thing over and over. The novelty wears off quick. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 6:45pm - AndrewBastard ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Apr 13,2009 7:06pm - Lamp ""] Then again, at least this site had novelty to begin with. Posting the same picture in every thread never had any novelty. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 9:56pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I think a lot of people make shit up on this site. I've been reading it for awhile as well. |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 10:23pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] This is a awseome site! |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 13,2009 10:23pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Who is this? |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 15,2009 12:50pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/984565 been there, done that! |
| ________________________________ [Apr 15,2009 1:05pm - xmikex ""] Today, I was at the aquarium with my boyfriend. I ran to my favorite section: the petting section and started petting a sea slug. My boyfriend eventually came up next to me and I jokingly told him "this feels a lot like your cock". When I turned to him, it was a random 10 year old boy. FML |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 15,2009 11:03pm - ctb0rderpatrol ""] i wanna shake that dudes hand: Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 16,2009 12:50am - the_reverend ""] funny, I was looking for that one |
| _________________________________ [Apr 16,2009 9:18am - c.DeAd ""] ctb0rderpatrol said:i wanna shake that dudes hand: Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML No shit, kid is a fucking genius. I liked this one: "Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML" Fucking awesome post. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 16,2009 12:25pm - Lamp ""] xmikex said:Today, I was at the aquarium with my boyfriend. I ran to my favorite section: the petting section and started petting a sea slug. My boyfriend eventually came up next to me and I jokingly told him "this feels a lot like your cock". When I turned to him, it was a random 10 year old boy. FML 100% chance this is bullshit. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 16,2009 5:47pm - Darnli ""] I always wondered what it would be like to be fat and/or ugly. This is a wonderful window |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 16,2009 5:59pm - the_reverend ""] Lamp said: xmikex said:Today, I was at the aquarium with my boyfriend. I ran to my favorite section: the petting section and started petting a sea slug. My boyfriend eventually came up next to me and I jokingly told him "this feels a lot like your cock". When I turned to him, it was a random 10 year old boy. FML 100% chance this is bullshit. IDK about that... I've definitely done things like that. I read that one and said "been there, done that" |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 16,2009 9:45pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] i just wrote a funny one about dogs...hope they publish |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 16,2009 10:20pm - the_reverend ""] if you see one about dogs or cats shitting places then I probably did it. |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 22,2009 11:25pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |