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[QUOTE="archaeon:908929"]This story is originally told by a epic funny guy name Lucas Fenstermacher, he used go to Andover High School but now he's in Virginia now. And I wanna give all the credit to him for telling everyone a brilliant funny story. Lucas you're the fuckin man for telling everyone this story during Cross Country last year, I miss you bud. Ok here's the story... There's a boy who just turned 18 of today, and he came up to his dad and asked. "Hey dad, since I'm 18 can I go to the whore house?" his dad replied. "HELL NO!!!" And the boy replied. "aw dad, come on I'm 18 and I'm a full grown adult!" his dad replied. "oh fine, you can go but only in one condition." And the boy replied. "What is it though?" his dad replied. "just don't go to room 253, ok?" and the boy replied "ok dad, you're the best." So then he went to the whore house that night, and he rang the door bell. The lady said. "yes, sir?" The boy replied. "oh, hello I would like to rent a whore." The lady replied. "Oh, I'm sorry all the rooms are full right now." The boy replied. "Oh come on there must be one room left?" The lady replied "well there is one room available." The boy replied. "Which one is it?" The lady replied. "room 253." The boy replied. "oh ok I guess it's not gonna too bad." So he went into room 253 and he had to be blindfolded and fucked some random person after that he said to himself. "Wow that was felt really good, that was awesome!." So he went home that morning and said to his dad. "DAD, DAD, DAD!!!, guess I went to the whore house last night I fucked a whore." And dad said. "What room number were you in?" The boy replied. "I'm was in 253 why?" The dad replied. "Wait WTF??? that was you???"[/QUOTE]
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