Colonic misery[views:2639][posts:6]_________________________________________ [Feb 12,2009 2:16pm - Conservationist ""] I am drained of all energy, fluids and solid matter. Yet still it spurts. It contorts; it contracts; then it spurts. I am exhausted. Whatever I ate... well, I have no fuckin' idea because I was high as ass and cramming things into my mouth but... whatever it was... May it burn in hell IN HELL |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 12,2009 2:17pm - dreadkill ""] you ate a pair of aids-drenched testes |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2009 2:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] That'll do it. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 12,2009 3:18pm - Yeti ""] i was deathly ill this week and from Sunday until Wednesday i did not shit, when i finally did Wednesday night it was, well, in the words of 3PO "OH, HOW HORRID!". |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 12,2009 10:15pm - Conservationist ""] That's about what has happened here. My regret: I need to get a digital camera. I get really embarrassed discussing it here because there are people with, you know, photographic skillz and I have nunz lol |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 12,2009 10:15pm - Conservationist ""] ^^^ like my family will actively intercept the camera if it's given to me at a family function, saying "we do not want more shots of decapitated people or blurry feet" |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 13,2009 5:53am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] [img] |