I don't remember the last time I showered.[views:6447][posts:28]___________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 4:46pm - RichHorror ""] But I jack off at least three times a day in my shorts. I went to take a piss earlier and the smell from my crotch almost made me pass out. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 4:49pm - SkinSandwich ""] Crust. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 4:50pm - RichHorror ""] I've been telling myself I should really take a shower everyday for a few weeks now. I'll get there. I'll get there. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 4:52pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] mmmmm I love that smell! |
| ____________________________ [Feb 2,2009 4:53pm - ZJD ""] my brain just puked |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 5:07pm - SkinSandwich ""] You'll need one of these.... [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 5:11pm - RichHorror ""] Nah I just shave and it's almost like a shower. It's the hair that makes you smell, few know this. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 5:40pm - narkybark ""] every dog knows that |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 6:35pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] ARMPITS ASSHOLE CROTCH and TEETH R.I.P. - G.C. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 8:47pm - RichHorror ""] haha, I thought of that bit after making this thread. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 8:51pm - dreadkill ""] i think of that bit every time i oversleep or am too lazy to shower |
| __________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 8:52pm - dreadkill ""] one of my friends told me recently that he didn't like george carlin. i was disappointed. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 8:56pm - Lamp nli ""] Not like George Carlin? That's like not liking eating. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 8:58pm - RichHorror ""] You mean some asshole dickbag you thought was your friend. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 9:53pm - ouchdrummer ""] I don't take people seriously when they don't like Carlin.. It's like believing in the Easter bunny, or being Catholic. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:10pm - ellesarusrex ""] i dont remember the last time i showered either.. i think it was saturday morning.. the only thing that smells on me is my hair.. and it smells horrible. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:12pm - RichHorror ""] I bet if you did a sit up you'd tell a different story. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:15pm - ouchdrummer ""] lol |
| __________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:21pm - Aegathis ""] dreadkill said:one of my friends told me recently that he didn't like george carlin. i was disappointed. Im sure this person only says that just cause they found one or two of his jokes way too offensive for their taste. They should learn how to lighten up and take a joke, its just words. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ouchdrummer said:I don't take people seriously when they don't like Carlin.. It's like believing in the Easter bunny, or being Catholic. HIYO |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:35pm - narkybark ""] is it heresy for me to say that I don't dig carlin very much? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:36pm - RichHorror ""] No it just makes you a faggot. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:37pm - ouchdrummer ""] yes, yes it does. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:47pm - Aegathis ""] personally i dont like any of his older stuff, anything from the 80's and before. Me and my family still make references to his show he did around the time of september 11th cause it was just fucking classic. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 12:00am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 12:05am - grizloch ""] you sir, are a man among men, up until saturday morning I think the last time I showered was tuesday night, I prefer not to discuss the odor of my balls |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 12:13am - narkybark ""] I'm not sure what that is, but I just masturbated furiously until the towel was bloody. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 2:55am - RichHorror ""] Yeah I'm cooler than the rest of you faggots I knew that already. Go get killed, cunts. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 3,2009 3:33am - W3 nli ""] ellesarusrex said:i dont remember the last time i showered either.. i think it was saturday morning.. the only thing that smells on me is my hair.. and it smells horrible. if you need someone to sniff you, im totally there. |