Celtics shitcan mascot[views:4603][posts:17]___________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 4:38pm - dreadkill ""] The Boston Celtics [team stats] have slam-dunked their hyperkinetic mascot, Lucky, a.k.a. Damon Lee Blust, after he spent five years wowing fans with his catapults and acrobatics. The world champs’ front office released a statement today about the departure of their bow-tied, bowler-topped cheerleader: “Damon Blust, who played the role of “Lucky” the Celtics mascot, is no longer employed by the team. We appreciate his many efforts in entertaining Celtics fans as well as his work in the community while a member of the Celtics organization.” Sources claim that Damon, a fixture in the stands as well as the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Southie and many charitable events, had “issues” with management. But other Garden snitches say the mascot missed many scheduled benefit appearances and was “unreliable.” D’oh! Blust was MIA from the Garden parquet during last night’s 119-100 win by the Celtics against the Sacramento Kings. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 4:39pm - dreadkill ""] This is great news. Leppy was so annoying and he never shot his t-shirt cannon at me. fucking faggot! |
| _______________________________ [Jan 29,2009 4:41pm - tylor ""] now just get rid of that hypeman guy with the headband |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 4:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] you beat me by a minute you fucker. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 11:56am - dreadkill ""] i'm quick |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 11:58am - RustyPS ""] this might have to do with him being on Conan recently....lol |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:02pm - dreadkill ""] apparently he skipped charity events and appearances |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:07pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] He was probably doing smack! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:08pm - ScmFck ""] dreadkill said:i'm quick thats what she said!! |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:20pm - xmikex ""] dreadkill said: Sources claim that Damon, a fixture in the stands as well as the St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Southie and many charitable events, had “issues” with management. But other Garden snitches say the mascot missed many scheduled benefit appearances and was “unreliable.” D’oh! You're a freak who gets paid good money for being a freak. What fucking "issues" do you have with management? It's a recession for Christ's sake, suck it up and amuse the normies. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:28pm - anonymous ""] “At 33 I’m not getting any younger, and like most professional athletes there comes a time to step out of the spotlight and focus on a career that can be sustained at an older age.” - Lucky the former Boston Celtics Mascot. like most professional athletes like most professional athletes like most professional athletes like most professional athletes like most professional athletes |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] they should make all the celtics dancers do crazy shit on the trampolines now. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:32pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] anonymous said:“At 33 I’m not getting any younger, and like most professional athletes there comes a time to step out of the spotlight and focus on a career that can be sustained at an older age.” - Lucky the former Boston Celtics Mascot. like most professional athletes like most professional athletes like most professional athletes like most professional athletes like most professional athletes I know he's not comparing himself to a professional athlete! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:34pm - RustyPS ""] fucking guy reportedly made 6 figures....that's insane |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:40pm - dreadkill ""] anonymous said:“At 33 I’m not getting any younger, and like most professional athletes there comes a time to step out of the spotlight and focus on a career that can be sustained at an older age.” - Lucky the former Boston Celtics Mascot. like most professional athletes like most professional athletes like most professional athletes like most professional athletes like most professional athletes i guess technically he was a pro athlete, considering he was a gymnast who got paid to do athletic things and be annoying. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:42pm - dreadkill ""] RustyPS said:fucking guy reportedly made 6 figures....that's insanewhat's more insane is that he allowed himself to behave in ways that he knew would lead to his firing from a job in which he made 6 figures goofing around and entertaining (and annoying) people. they talked to him prior to the season and told him he needed to be more professional in keeping his commitments and maintaining his schedule. what an idiot leppy is. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:44pm - RustyPS ""] dreadkill said: RustyPS said:fucking guy reportedly made 6 figures....that's insanewhat's more insane is that he allowed himself to behave in ways that he knew would lead to his firing from a job in which he made 6 figures goofing around and entertaining (and annoying) people. they talked to him prior to the season and told him he needed to be more professional in keeping his commitments and maintaining his schedule. what an idiot leppy is.fuckin a man...if I made 6 figures for basically jumping on a trampoline, I'd do whatever the fuck they wanted me to do |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] theres obviously more to the story that they are withholding from us. who cares... NEXT. |