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How many of you have had anal sex?

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[Jan 29,2009 11:31am - Conservationist ""]
...with a chick.

(All metalcore bands can put your hands down now, thanks.)
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[Jan 29,2009 11:35am - revophil  ""]
does sitting on a dildo count?
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[Jan 29,2009 11:36am - RichHorror ""]
For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.
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[Jan 29,2009 11:36am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Anal play is gross, exit only.
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[Jan 29,2009 11:40am - arilliusbm ""]
speaking of exits, i'm going to go exit this toxic waste into the toilet as we speak. shit's been sitting there for 3 days
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[Jan 29,2009 11:41am - the_reverend ""]
you hitting on me?
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[Jan 29,2009 11:45am - xmikex ""]

RichHorror said:For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.


For double bonus points I had anal sex with your girlfriend's abortion.
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[Jan 29,2009 11:46am - RichHorror ""]
MY BABY BOY
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[Jan 29,2009 11:49am - largefreakatzero ""]

xmikex said:
RichHorror said:For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.


For double bonus points I had anal sex with your girlfriend's abortion.



Excellent work right here on both parts.

The couple of attempts I've made have resulted in the female party screaming "GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF MY ASS!"

FAIL.
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[Jan 29,2009 11:51am - tylor ""]
nah. asked a few times (mostly with my finger), never got the green light
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[Jan 29,2009 12:00pm - c.DeAD  ""]
Guilty. I loves me some butt of the female variety.
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[Jan 29,2009 12:01pm - eli_hhcb ""]
Yea. Twice. It's cool, kinda more novelty than function i'd say. Unless ya gurrls wikkid down.
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[Jan 29,2009 12:01pm - xmikex ""]
Let's be real though.
V > A
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[Jan 29,2009 12:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i had a gf that bragged to her friends that i fucked her in the ass yet would not let me actually fuck her in the ass. bitches is crazy yo.
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[Jan 29,2009 12:28pm - deadlikemurf ""]
FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE BUTT OR YOU ARE A PUSSY
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[Jan 29,2009 12:29pm - aril  ""]
I tried a few ex's ago and got smacked in the face
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[Jan 29,2009 12:29pm - the_reverend ""]
anal cunt.
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[Jan 29,2009 12:35pm - c.DeAD  ""]
I think the movie "Irreversible" will change the way you look at anal Rev. Shit's on fire!
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[Jan 29,2009 12:36pm - the_reverend ""]
in a good way or bad way?
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[Jan 29,2009 12:37pm - Yeti ""]
in the heat of the moment the tip has slipped in but she wasn't down for it. i have gone spelunking though, as long as she is clean and has a nice looking butthole, i'm down.
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[Jan 29,2009 12:41pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
It's cool - just don't try it unless the girl's got a sense of humor, even if she's into the idea. Buttsex has some occasional and unavoidable consequences that you both need to have the ability to laugh at. [/SHEETS]
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[Jan 29,2009 12:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
At first I never wanted to even try it, but an ex wanted to get adventurous, so I figured why the hell not. Definitely took some getting used to. I couldn't even get the tip in with my last ex. That was bullshit.
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[Jan 29,2009 12:43pm - c.DeAD  ""]

the_reverend said:in a good way or bad way?


Depends on your definition of rape.
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[Jan 29,2009 12:49pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i like it. You have to be patient, and really take your time getting it in, but if you do it slowly for long enough, it's possible for the lady to really enjoy it. It's not easy, but you can make it fun for both.
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[Jan 29,2009 1:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
It builds character.
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[Jan 29,2009 1:29pm - darkwor ""]

eli_hhcb said:Yea. Twice. It's cool, kinda more novelty than function i'd say. Unless ya gurrls wikkid down.


seconded
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[Jan 29,2009 1:30pm - niccolai ""]
I used to bang my ec meghan in the ass all the time. I'd occasionally get to nut in her ass.



She's a pretty big whore.

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[Jan 29,2009 1:36pm - the_reverend ""]
if you don't nut back there, then that is a sticky situation cause you would either then have to go ass to mouth or ass to vagina.
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[Jan 29,2009 1:43pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
"You never go ass to mouth!"
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[Jan 29,2009 3:19pm - Yeti ""]
and a girl who goes ass to mouth is a wonderful girl. ass to vagina is a terrible idea.
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[Jan 29,2009 3:41pm - orgymf@work  ""]
my girl lets me go ass to mouth
<3 <3 <3
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[Jan 29,2009 3:42pm - orgymf@work  ""]

c.DeAD said:
the_reverend said:in a good way or bad way?


Depends on your definition of rape.



rape (verb) - a fun and rewarding activity that women only pretend not to enjoy
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[Jan 29,2009 3:43pm - orgymf@work  ""]

xmikex said:
RichHorror said:For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.


For double bonus points I had anal sex with your girlfriend's abortion.



FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!
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[Jan 29,2009 3:45pm - AfterWorldObliteration ""]
let me into starfish land.
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[Jan 29,2009 4:06pm - nick nihilist  ""]
well one time my gfs dad was outside her room working on his computer, and so i shoved her face into a pillow, and i fucked her in the ass. it was a traumatizing experience.
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[Jan 29,2009 4:08pm - dreadkill ""]

niccolai said:I used to bang my ec meghan in the ass all the time. I'd occasionally get to nut in her ass.



She's a pretty big whore.


is that the dead one?
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[Jan 29,2009 4:13pm - succubus ""]
i did it to rich horror 2 yrs ago in the parking lot next to O'briens
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[Jan 29,2009 4:14pm - RichHorror ""]
No you didn't you've met me once and then wouldn't stop sxy txt me cuz I'm handsome.
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[Jan 29,2009 4:15pm - RichHorror ""]
I WOULDNT TOUCH YOU WITH YOUR DIRTY FOREIGN SKIN AND BLOODZ EWWW BARFGROSS
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[Jan 29,2009 4:20pm - tylor ""]

orgymf@work said:rape (verb) - a fun and rewarding activity that women only pretend not to enjoy


:spineyes:
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[Jan 29,2009 4:43pm - succubus ""]
[Jan 29,2009 4:15pm - RichHorror]
I WOULDNT TOUCH YOU WITH YOUR DIRTY FOREIGN SKIN AND BLOODZ EWWW BARFGROSS
~~~
that's why you let me put a dong in you
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[Jan 29,2009 4:44pm - RichHorror ""]
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU HAD VEGGIE PIZZA AND FINGERED AARON WITH THE STATUE OF LIBERTY U PROUD U GAVE IT TI US
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[Jan 29,2009 4:50pm - yummy ""]
Yes I have. It's ok. Butt, I prefer the other hole. either other
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[Jan 29,2009 4:54pm - orgymf@work  ""]

yummy said:Yes I have. It's ok. Butt, I prefer the other hole. either other


seriously.
anal is a nice change up now and again, and i do love that my girl lets me go ass to mouth....
but her pussy is amazing.

i think i just like anal because i don't have to pull out unless i want to blow it in her mouth
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[Jan 29,2009 4:58pm - yummy ""]
Wait, so you eat her asshole?
Weird, to each his or her own. But, if a restaurant had all you needed why would you go out back and eat from the dumpster?
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[Jan 29,2009 5:39pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.
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[Jan 29,2009 5:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Putting your penis anywhere on a woman is fully heterosexual. Who's the faggot now?

FUCK GIRLS IN THE BUTT OR YOU'RE A FAGGOT PUSSY.
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[Jan 29,2009 5:45pm - RichHorror ""]
YOU ARE AND YOU'RE ALL AROUND THE WORLD SAME SONG REMAINS THE SAME TWIDDLE DIDDLE TANGO ZE WANGO
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[Jan 29,2009 5:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
quit bein a faggot and suck that dick!
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[Jan 29,2009 5:50pm - TXiz  ""]
Ok then the question is how many of you have had anal... Taken it?
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[Jan 29,2009 8:12pm - Dankill  ""]
I did it once when I was 17 to a quiet lil catholic school girl that was a closet superwhore!
BIG WHOOP! WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!
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[Jan 29,2009 9:27pm - orgymaggotfeast ""]

AUTOPSY_666 said:Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.



what are you inthinuating thilly?
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[Jan 29,2009 9:28pm - orgymaggotfeast ""]

yummy said:Wait, so you eat her asshole?
Weird, to each his or her own. But, if a restaurant had all you needed why would you go out back and eat from the dumpster?



that's not what i was saying.
ass to mouth means i pull out of her ass, and she sucks and swallows.

but, i will give her an asslicking fresh out of the shower if she really wants it (which - on occasion - she does)
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[Jan 29,2009 9:29pm - orgymaggotfeast ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:quit bein a faggot and suck that dick!


louis ck!!!
brilliant!!!
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[Jan 29,2009 9:43pm - MillenialKingdom ""]

AUTOPSY_666 said:Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.



Point that finger back at yourself, chief.
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[Jan 29,2009 10:00pm - Pires ""]
how is anal for fags? If you're fucking a womans asshole, you're obviously straight. Last time I checked, women and queers are the ones who make kissy faces every time they take a fucking picture.
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[Jan 29,2009 10:14pm - Murph ""]
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Call IRAN. I think I've found 'em.

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[Jan 29,2009 10:15pm - orgymaggotfeast ""]
lulz@ gay darkies
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[Jan 29,2009 10:16pm - orgymaggotfeast ""]
don't ya remember what archie bunker said?
"there no such thing as a gay negro, ask any coon you know"

haha
all in the family ruled
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[Jan 29,2009 10:21pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]

AUTOPSY_666 said:Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.



I SEE NO IRON BARS OR MAN-ASS HERE SILLY

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[Jan 29,2009 10:27pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Guys that like anus = gayness.
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[Jan 29,2009 11:25pm - ouchdrummer ""]
guys who are afraid of anus obviously feel ashamed of even thinking it because of latent gayness...



no, i don't really believe that. But your statement of how doing anal with chick makes you gay is as reasonable.
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[Jan 29,2009 11:28pm - ouchdrummer ""]
what about a blowjob? Guys suck guys off all the time.

If
anal w/girl=gay
(only correlation i can find is that gay guys also do anal, or maybe just because it's NOT the vagina. but if those are the rules, then)
Then
Blowjob w/girl=gay too.

tell me, what's the difference? Guys and girls both have mouths... and assholes... and they both use them in hetero sex AND gay sex, so why is the ass inherently different? hmm?


I dated girls who loved anal, and they begged for it (whores yes, but whatever, they certainly weren't dudes.) Does that sound like a faggy situation to you?
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[Jan 30,2009 3:14am - goatcatalyst ""]
Three cheers for jellybabies.

GAPE HER RECTUM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!

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[Jan 30,2009 6:17am - the_reverend ""]
dwyer sounds like some of the sheeple that he's so against. cosmic irony right there.
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[Jan 30,2009 7:30am - Yeti ""]

Pires said:how is anal for fags? If you're fucking a womans asshole, you're obviously straight. Last time I checked, women and queers are the ones who make kissy faces every time they take a fucking picture.


zing!
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[Jan 30,2009 8:10am - corpulent colloidal  ""]

the_reverend said:dwyer sounds like some of the sheeple that he's so against. cosmic irony right there.


dwyer tried to kill himself at Niagara 'falls' but FAILED.
..cosmic wimpout right thurrr.
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[Jan 30,2009 8:17am - SkinSandwich ""]

douchebag_patrol_2 said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.



I SEE NO IRON BARS OR MAN-ASS HERE SILLY

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Wow, she had burgers and fries for supper last night.
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[Jan 30,2009 1:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
My girl is a total fag, then. OOPS.
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[Jan 30,2009 1:15pm - Yeti ""]
well fuck my ass and call me a bitch.
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[Feb 7,2009 1:40am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Feb 12,2009 11:49pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Feb 13,2009 5:45am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Feb 13,2009 7:51pm - Rottingman88  ""]
i lick my womans asshole and fuck it....all the time!!!!
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[Feb 13,2009 10:07pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Feb 14,2009 6:48pm - orgymaggotfeast ""]

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Feb 21,2009 4:07am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Feb 21,2009 5:26am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Feb 23,2009 4:24am - CassieLynn ""]
No way, jose. Exit only.
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[Feb 23,2009 7:18am - Jose  ""]
That ain't what you said last night, mami.
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[Feb 23,2009 11:49pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Mar 2,2009 10:49pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Mar 3,2009 4:31am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Mar 3,2009 5:26am - CassieLynn ""]
Yikes. Hemorrhoids much?
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[Mar 8,2009 12:58am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Mar 9,2009 1:36am - Hungtabreed  ""]
I could understand for most of the assholes here (no pun intended) for stickin' a broad in the ass because the girls they all fuck are probably gapped to all hell. If I was with a girl who fucking was like sticking your dick in a bucket of water, I'd hit the ass too - probably. But if you ain't packin it in some loose whore, why the fuck would you pass up a perfect good pussy that is INCHES away to put it in a shit hole? I don't know, maybe it's just my opinion.
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[Mar 9,2009 3:05am - sxealex ""]

Hungtabreed said:I could understand for most of the assholes here (no pun intended) for stickin' a broad in the ass because the girls they all fuck are probably gapped to all hell. If I was with a girl who fucking was like sticking your dick in a bucket of water, I'd hit the ass too - probably. But if you ain't packin it in some loose whore, why the fuck would you pass up a perfect good pussy that is INCHES away to put it in a shit hole? I don't know, maybe it's just my opinion.

backed... ive pondered it once and a while but the poop factor outweighs by alot imo
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[Mar 9,2009 3:47am - goatcatalyst ""]
If you keep thinking like that, you'll never get in to starfish land!
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[Mar 9,2009 10:40am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
RAINBOW ROOOOOOAD - IT IS A ROAD THAT YOU GO
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[Mar 9,2009 10:47am - Yeti ""]
the worst would be banal sex.
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[Mar 9,2009 11:07am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Yeah, that dude totally broke Batman's back, and he was raised in a friggin' prison - I can only imagine what he'd do to my service entrance. NO THX
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[Mar 9,2009 12:59pm - Yeti ""]
haha Banal sex
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[Mar 9,2009 5:29pm - orgymaggotfeast ""]
pussy is better than asshole.
but every once in a while fuckin a girl's ass is nice.

i've been with the same girl for three years, she is a great lay, but sometimes ya have to try different things keep shit interesting.
positioning
porn
roleplay
spankings
anal
etc.

but honestly....on a one nighter (or even after dating a girl for less than six months) i don't see much need to whitewash the colon
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[Mar 9,2009 7:30pm - Seth  ""]
:NEWHORNS:
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[Mar 11,2009 11:32pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Mar 12,2009 12:21am - xmikexnli  ""]
i wish a black dude would do that to me.hot.
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[Mar 12,2009 2:43am - sxealex ""]

DestroyYouAlot said:RAINBOW ROOOOOOAD - IT IS A ROAD THAT YOU GO


FUCK THAT MAP
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[Mar 12,2009 8:32am - the_reverend ""]
alex quit TTOS when anal went from optional to mandatory.. yeah, we would have done it either way, but he just wanted to male the decision himself like a bigboy.
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[Mar 14,2009 12:51am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Mar 15,2009 7:10am - mike_network ""]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
MISSIONARY ANAL!! that is a girl you keep around for a while
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[Mar 15,2009 11:22am - tylor ""]
FAG = ANAL = :skull:
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[Mar 15,2009 12:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

mike_network said:^^^^^^^^^^^^^
MISSIONARY ANAL!! that is a girl you keep around for a while



This is truth.

Also: RUNNING OUT OF CONDOMS FTW

"Uh-oh - well, looks like I know where THIS is going!"
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[Mar 15,2009 5:18pm - orgymaggotfeast ""]
^^^^^hahahahaha!!!!!
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[Mar 15,2009 5:22pm - the_reverend ""]
that one doesn't work for me... though I have tried that and "well, if that whole is sore..."
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[Mar 16,2009 11:12am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Hahaha... I have successfully worked that angle. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN', JACK.
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[Apr 22,2009 11:44pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Apr 22,2009 11:55pm - starmummy ""]
Did it once a long time ago. The girl told me months after that it hurt really bad she just didn't want to ruin it for me. Of course me, being the gentleman that I am, didn't bother with lube. Ouch! I was young and stupid (as was she). Would love to try it again (properly though).

Tossing salad I am all for. Only done it once though.
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[Apr 23,2009 3:00am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Apr 23,2009 11:51am - xgodzillax ""]
so when i was 16, i went to fuck this girl who was a virgin, who was at the time my 'girlfriend'. she told me that stickin my hog in her vag would hurt too much, and to just fuck her bootyhole, so i did. after i blew my load in her ass, she proceeded to try and suck my dick, after i had noticed a little kernel of shit on it. so she tried, and tried. then after she tried to kiss me, and i slapped her. then 2 days later i broke up with her on her answering machine.

the end of 2006, i was hangin out with this girl who was a 7th grade math teacher, she let me fuck her in the ass, and when i pulled out there was shit all over my dick, so i slapped it on her face and nutted all over it. two birds with one stone. goood times =]
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[Apr 23,2009 11:55am - Conservationist ""]
http://www.typicalmacintoshuser.com/
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[Apr 24,2009 12:41am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Apr 24,2009 9:23am - Conservationist ""]
Plough the pink donut!
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[Apr 24,2009 10:45pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Apr 24,2009 10:49pm - Conservationist ""]
Women who make themselves whores are made to be mistreated.
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[May 20,2009 1:51am - CassieLynn ""]

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She looks like Shakira <3
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[Aug 27,2009 12:02am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Dec 14,2009 11:56pm - swamplorddvm ""]

orgymaggotfeast said:
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Why am I living on this planet?
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[Dec 14,2009 11:57pm - beelze ""]
Anti-Human, Anti-Life...Fuck you all
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[Dec 15,2009 2:08am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I was mightily inspired by this thread, naught but 30 minutes ago. Say no more, say no more, say no MORE!

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[Dec 15,2009 2:10am - the_reverend ""]
i did it.. that is to say ive done it
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[Dec 15,2009 7:41am - timma ""]
Well that was certainly a lovely way to start my day.
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[Jan 3,2010 12:53am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Jan 3,2010 1:29pm - t2daeek ""]

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i'm pretty sure he's poking her in the lungs. good for him. good for her.
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[Jan 3,2010 1:30pm - blessed offal  ""]

RichHorror said:For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.


i dont know if rich is joking here, but this is actually true for me
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[Jan 3,2010 3:21pm - lon_chaney ""]
i know someone who assfucked paul stanley
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[Jan 3,2010 3:25pm - revnon  ""]
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[Jun 23,2010 12:29am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]

xmikexnli said:i wish a black dude would do that to me.hot.


Hi nlifag.
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[Jun 23,2010 1:20am - the_reverend ""]

douchebag_patrol said:[img]
except for the condom, the man In the back seems like a super stand up guy. Well, except the fact that he's holding it like he doesn't know how to hold a dick... Seriously, in this day and age, how do you get in to she male prono with out knowing how to pump a 1/2 limp dick? Ethenics...
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[Jun 23,2010 2:48am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Jan 19,2011 4:14pm - goatcatalyst's greatest hits  ""]

goatcatalyst said:If you keep thinking like that, you'll never get in to starfish land!
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[Jan 19,2011 8:14pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
I'm not allowed back into Starfish Land after damaging the equipment and prompting a weeklong maintenance period. :(
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[Oct 17,2011 9:46pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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douchebag_patrol_2 said:[img]


Why don't they sell bongs like that at Sugar Daddy's?
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[Jun 28,2013 2:22pm - Dana DeArmond  ""]
This thread turns me on!
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[Jun 29,2013 1:59am - Serpentor  ""]
So I take it Tittalker Samantha enjoys anal................Hello.........
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[Jun 29,2013 3:47am - shutup wily fagget  ""]

Serpentor said:So I take it Tittalker Samantha enjoys anal................Hello.........


shutup wily fagget
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[Sep 13,2013 1:59am - analbuttsex  ""]
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[Apr 7,2014 2:59pm - bloblovesanal  ""]
I'm saving it for the wedding night! Woweeeee!!!
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[Apr 7,2014 5:01pm - shutup fagget  ""]

shutup%20wily%20fagget said:
Serpentor said:So I take it Tittalker Samantha enjoys anal................Hello.........


shutup wily fagget


shutup fagget

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