BOWEL MOVEMENT OF THE DAY[views:1340][posts:2]__________________________________________ [Jan 25,2009 10:46pm - Conservationist ""] I was riding down the highway with my brother when I felt my stomach gurgling. I was hoping we would make it back to his house before my sphincter burst. Unfortunately, my sister-in-law called him at that moment and asked him to pick up some things for dinner. I shut my eyes and clenched my cheeks. We stopped at the grocery store and the motion of walking from the car set me off. I couldn't hold much it longer. As soon as we entered the store I dashed for the bathroom and found a luxuriously large stall. I began to pull my pants down and sit but before my ass could hit the seat it happened. http://www.turds.com/v/0125091517a.jpg.html |
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