The birds and the bees[views:2258][posts:11]__________________________________ [Mar 4,2004 10:57pm - Kalopsia ""] i just realized that my parents never gave me "the talk". with that being said, what in the name of holy fuck do birds and bees have to do with sex??? does anyone know? |
| ________________________________ [Mar 4,2004 11:01pm - Assuck ""] something to do with pollenation... that's all i can think of. i never got the talk either. they left that up to the school, where they showed me a video of a woman giving birth, big hairy bush and all. the baby looked like a spark plug getting shot out of a hose... |
| __________________________________ [Mar 4,2004 11:06pm - Kalopsia ""] i never saw that video either!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!! other students did but my class never saw it!!!!!!!! i feel so deprived :( |
| ________________________________ [Mar 4,2004 11:23pm - retzam ""] I never got the talk either. I learned shit from porn and my older cousins (that sounds horribly, horribly wrong). |
| __________________________________ [Mar 4,2004 11:25pm - succubus ""] i got the talk from my dad lol damn i miss him a lot =( RIP |
| ________________________________ [Mar 4,2004 11:33pm - Abbath ""] my dad showed me this weird video of cartoon characters and how babies are made, he gave me the talk but never my younger brother "the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees" hmmm well bees pollenate flowers which makes baby flowers..... but birds live in trees but doesn't fuck them... |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 5,2004 10:12am - the_reverend ""] my parents never told me anything. they just made fun of me and said was gay, but it was ok. and the showed me movies with *boinking* in them. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2004 9:20pm - MyDeadDoll ""] BOINK! |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 5,2004 9:34pm - extremedeath666 ""] i banged a couple of chicks a bunch,then after that i had a good idea on the situation at hand,8=======> (': |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 6,2004 3:08am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Just watch the Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode about the birds and the bees. Everything'll make sense after that. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 6,2004 12:52pm - swamplorddvm ""] Yeah, I don't remember my parents giving me the speach either. oh well. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 6,2004 3:46pm - Assuck ""] space ghost is jesus |