the smell od ketchup unapreesh[views:12491][posts:59]______________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 7:56pm - ellesarusrex ""] the scent of it is bitter and gives my gag reflexes good exercise. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 8:00pm - craig nli ""] the worst condiment ever created |
| __________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 8:08pm - archaeon ""] *insert comment about oral sex involving gag reflexes here* |
| _______________________________ [Dec 22,2008 8:16pm - tylor ""] i FUCKING HATE ketchup:pukeface: |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 8:17pm - ellesarusrex ""] what is oral sex? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 8:20pm - archaeon ""] I heard it involves a lot of biting. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 22,2008 8:24pm - Hoser ""] I also hat ethe smell of ketchup terribly. Especially if it has been sitting around on a plate all day. Nasty. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 8:44pm - ellesarusrex ""] mix the smell of ketchup with relish and a hot dog on someone's breath. quite possibly one of the most ruthless combinations ever created. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 8:47pm - SkinSandwich ""] What about that little bit of film that grows over ketchup if it has been sitting all day? pleasant. BTW, I just farted for about 20 seconds straight and now I am paying the price, GOD! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 8:50pm - ellesarusrex ""] now imagine that auroma with a nice old pile of ketchup involved in the process .. (and for those of you who are lost here in this conversation.. catsup) |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 9:18pm - sxealex ""] you people are crazy. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 10:10pm - the_reverend ""] ketchup is salty goodness or is tat catsup. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 10:11pm - the_reverend ""] this is also the second thread on this topic. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 10:29pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] HAI GUYS DID ANYONE MAKE THE GAG REFLEX JOKE??!?!? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2008 10:48pm - corpus_NLI ""] TABASCO FTW! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:10am - ellesarusrex ""] i would be condemned to eating tabasco sauce in one of my levels of hell. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:20am - xanonymousx ""] i haven't ate ketchup since i was about 6? it makes me gag i hate it. but i'll eat salsa and tomatoes and bbq sauce any day. i hate ketchup |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:05am - Sacreligion ""] this hatred of ketchup confuses and angers me |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:07am - RichHorror ""] Ketchup makes even the most disgusting meal edible. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:16am - Sacreligion ""] agreed. is this thread just a segue into promotion about mfr's new band? the slogan for said band should be "gives your gag reflexes good exercise." |
| __________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:20am - grizloch ""] bbq sauce is a fitting substitute for everything ever, prove me wrong ketchup is meh |
| __________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:20am - grizloch ""] [Dec 22,2008 10:29pm - DestroyYouAlot] HAI GUYS DID ANYONE MAKE THE GAG REFLEX JOKE??!?!? so this guy walks into a bar ...gag reflex |
| _______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:35am - sever ""] this is an amazing thread. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 10:45am - Yeti ""] Sacreligion said:this hatred of ketchup confuses and angers me |
| _______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 10:45am - Yeti ""] at first i thought this was a thread about a new Mortiis album. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 10:49am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sacreligion said:agreed. is this thread just a segue into promotion about mfr's new band? the slogan for said band should be "gives your gag reflexes good exercise." This can be done. If HC ever makes merch, you can bet that will be plastered on whatever a screenprinter can put it on. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 10:55am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Ketchup is amazing. Fuck tha haterz. I even have a homemade ketchup lamp. HEINZ 57, BITCHES! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 10:59am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Ketchup is definitely the most amazing condiment. If cheese could be considered a condiment, not that spray shit though, ketchup would be trumped. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:09am - Blue nli ""] Dont do ketchup at all. I think of it as that shit that little kids dump all over all over their food cus they dont liek the taste of anything. I dont know. BBQ FTW |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:30am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Third party vote for horseradish sauce, here. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:31am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ARBY'S SAUCE IS KVLT |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:32am - RichHorror ""] I will admit I've started to try BBQ sauce on stuff I'd traditionally use ketchup for. I blame texas ranger dogs at Spike's for this. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:41am - Sacreligion ""] honey mustard is a good one to fuck with too. try it with mozzarella sticks. i darez ya! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:43am - dreadkill ""] oral b makes a mean toothbrush |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:04pm - tylor ""] horseradish mustard rules on everything |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:08pm - dreadkill ""] i once asked someone at burger king for some "hossradish" to dip my onion rings into and the person looked at me like i asked for something that didn't exist on this planet. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:16pm - Sacreligion ""] a buddy of mine can top that. him and a mutual friend went to a walgreen's in worcester looking for a sled a couple of winters ago and whoever they talked to didn't know what a sled was. they literally got in a shouting argument with each other because they each thought the other was fucking with them. fuckin immigants. even when it was the bears i knew it was them. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sleds were banned by the government in the 80s. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:19pm - Sacreligion ""] you're thinking of integrity, tom. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:19pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I got a breakfast sandwich from Dunkin' Donuts (the last one I'll ever get...innards no thanky) a few weeks ago and asked for it on a biscuit. Their sign said they had biscuits. I got laughed at by 3 employees, and said in complete disbelief, "BISCUIT?! Pfffff...yeah, ok...this is Dunkin' Donuts, we don't have biscuits." To which I replied, "Take down your sign then." As soon as they looked at the sign, they all got red in the face and apologized, but tried to play it off like it wasn't their fault. Fucking whores. I hope their boyfriends/husbands beat them when they got home because there were no biscuits in the freezer. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:22pm - dreadkill ""] biscuit? what do you think this is, kentucky fried chicken? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:23pm - Sacreligion ""] mmmmmm...kentucky fried donuts |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:24pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] OOOOOO Chil' you know you ain't gettin' no biscuits from Kendunkin Fried Donuckens. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:24pm - dreadkill ""] ketchup? catsup? ketchup? catsup? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:26pm - Sacreligion ""] a kendunkin fried donuckens sounds like something i don't want dreadkill to do me |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm not sure which one I like better: Kendunkin' Fried Donuckens OR Dunktucky Fried Chicknuts |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:28pm - Sacreligion ""] How about Dunktuckin' Fried Dokkens? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Tuck them dunks! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:34pm - Sacreligion ""] It'll be dunktastic! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:35pm - dreadkill ""] ken dunks fuck nuts in do do |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Ken tucks dunknutters in fried doey. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:42pm - Sacreligion ""] ken dunks nuts indoors |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Ken's nuts dunk goeyducks. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:57pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahahahahahaha goeyducks. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:00pm - dftg ""] KEN FUCKS GEODUCKS [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:03pm - SkinSandwich ""] Ha, saw those squirter things on Dirtiest jobs. Yes, I watch that from time to time, what of it see?!!! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:04pm - Yeti ""] dude don't ever defend your liking of Dirty Jobs. that show rules and anyone who thinks otherwise is ignant. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ALRIGHT, THIS THREAD HAS GOT ENTIRELY TOO SILLY. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 1:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] and now for something COMPLETELY different. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 3:09pm - ellesarusrex ""] mike rowe is the man |