Write Haikus in this Thread[views:5132][posts:30]________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:03am - sever ""] government bailout: greedy politicians steal your hard earned money. ----- new england ice storms collapse all the poles and trees - a third world country. ----- haikus are easy seven syllables this line fuck pizza and juice ----- large pooping hammers entice cadillac man's heart lol random |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:36am - bradmann ""] return to the pit new england is wicked piss'd REAL FUCKING METAL |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:50am - the_reverend ""] remember when you had never seen the site for one guy and one jar. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:24am - i_am_lazy ""] This haiku sucks ass. I can't write these things for shit. Why did I bother? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:22am - Kadoogan ""] I just cooked some eggs I burned them really badly I want some more eggs |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:24am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] This toilet is weak As I punish it with brown This is just round one |
| ________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:47am - xmikex ""] joe christianni joe christianni is gay joe christianni |
| _______________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:59am - sever ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:This toilet is weak As I punish it with brown This is just round one win |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:07am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hey, land on a cock With pussy lips hanging low From my knees to toes |
| _________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:32am - c.DeAD ""] I had a cat named Snowball She died! She died! Mom said she was sleeping She lied! She lied! Why oh why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:41am - hungtableed ""] I jerked off all day My cock is raw and bloody It now smells like filth |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:45am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] This job sucks my balls Long and hard but not enough To get me off. Fuck. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:46am - MikeofDecrepitude ""] "worker bees can leave even drones can fly away the queen is their slave" |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 10:46am - hyper_sludge ""] ten gallons of shit wasted away on the sick fuck five syllables |
| _________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:41am - xmikex ""] MikeofDecrepitude said:"worker bees can leave even drones can fly away the queen is their slave" das deep. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:42am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE BABIES RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:48am - arilliusbm ""] I sit in my cube Gaseous my stomach is Oops I poop my pants |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Once again I sit On my throne of porcelain Laying down the law |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dear Broccoli Pie, I regret to inform you You gonna get raped. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:58pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] xmikex said: MikeofDecrepitude said:"worker bees can leave even drones can fly away the queen is their slave" das deep. Do you know about Tyler Durden? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 1:15pm - Sacreligion ""] sacreligion's back. no one has any idea, why we're doing it. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 1:17pm - darkwor ""] stoned off my ass at work after meeting time show me your boobs |
| __________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 1:43pm - bradmann ""] I wish I had weed So this paper would get done Smoke Virginia Woolf |
| ________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:37pm - xmikex ""] There will be no cake No "Happy Birthday" for him His name is HITLER |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dear Broccoli Pie, I regret to inform you You have been turned into poop. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:42pm - narkybark ""] annoyed right now at everything, everybody about to explode |
| ________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:44pm - xmikex ""] Art historians will remember this time as Mark Richards "Work Turd Period" |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 4:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's already being written, Mike. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 2:18am - josh_hates_you ""] smoke more fucking weed the bong is right over there pack it tight this time last time you packed it you put like no weed in it seriously weak you know i love you even though you fucking suck you lightweight bastard wait, did you pocket my lighter again dickhead yeah that's what i thought weak ass bowl packing lightweight lighter stealing douche im gonna kill you |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 8:24am - Kadoogan ""] haikus are for fags fag fag fag fag fag fag fag SuperAIDS is go! It's hard to write these It's like waves hitting the beach Or something else gay |
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