Make your own words (aka the I'm bored as fuck at work thread)[views:2615][posts:22]______________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 11:03am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] My cousin and I have been killing time at work by making up our own words. Most of them deal with poop and genitals, because we have the mentality of a 13 year old. Here are a few we've come up with: -Belungermuffin: a shit that rests on the shallow part of a public toilet, thus sticking up out of the water so you can take in its plentiful stench. (MSD helped with that one) -Thunderdog: a shit that cannot be flushed. -Slorp: a shit that takes itself -Pathypolyblumpkinosis: a disorder in which fellatio must be performed multiple times or by multiple people in order to properly defecate. -Testangulatiasis: a physical condition in which your testicles are overgrown ands rectangular. -Lobby Donkster: a donkey born with crustaceous claws. -Ampucumulumptopus: a large, tangled mass of amputee octopi. -Mortaspelunkaphagia: the act of eating your way through dead bodies in order to explore them as if they were a cave. This shit is fucking retarded, but kills a lot of time, haha. Make contributions if you too are bored at work. There are many more where these came from. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 11:04am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Wordsmith - maker of words your wordsmithing is appreciated. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 11:08am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Thank you Tom. We are proud of our retarded word babies. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 11:14am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i consider it giving birth to a new language |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 11:17am - MillenialKingdom ""] HAHAH |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 11:19am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] -Bath Burger: when you shit in the tub and use it as a bar of soap. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 12:21pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Hmmm, well done Mark. This reminds me of at my work when we make up fake names and put them in the computer. Examples: Steech Hangledang Wilth Shempson Zelph Rimplezam Crenth Gamskinsky Yamooth Longshemps Jivvy Riswiddler Broyn Herbstench Shits fun. Go ask a stranger if they've seen Crenth. And Mark I just took a slorp, thanks for the clarification. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 12:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha, sweet. I've been slorping like crazy lately. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 12:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] all of those fake names look like hockey player names |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 12:31pm - CORPUS_NLI ""] Blumpkinographic Institute: A bastion of academia, teeming with vital knowledge of a sacred art. Located just south of Woods Hole. Phalloidal gold: Alot like colloidal gold, except with rubber dongs, disco music and band-aids. Tuberous Testiculations: A wet dream experienced by a male. Eggcentrifical Tork: The monkeys were never a real band you IDIOT! Gerbal: Any one you have a disdain for. Can be utilized as an broad span adjective, mostly seen as a pejorative, as it's etymology alludes to the past times of a one Richard Geare. "I saw Johnny last night, that nigga was all gerbaled up on some goodness." Endodontic Fuck: WHAT THE FUCK DOES BRUXISM HAVE TO DO WITH TYPEWRITERS? :pukeface: |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 12:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] My uncle has come up with some hilarious names. Two best: -Maxine O'Gunka -Erma Pissnickel |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 12:33pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Lobby Donkster is instant classic. I'm saying it to everyone at work. 2 people just said it the same time haha. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 12:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahahaha, NICK! YES! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 1:22pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Erma Pissnickel hahaha. The name making is partly influenced by Tim and Eric Awesome Show. They always have awesome names in the fake "credits" of the skits. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 15,2008 1:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] -Polyoinksturbation: a disorder in which you must always be masturbating a pig, no matter what. ALWAYS. -Disgrumpstipation: a disorder in which you are so disgusted by shitting that you become constipated and subsequently very grumpy. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:34am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] -Phallafaraptor: a severely bent penis. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:38am - Yeti ""] Incontinentia Buttucks |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:40am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You must provide a definition, Yeti! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:42am - Yeti ""] its from Life of Brian. not an original. i'd have to give this some thought. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 16,2008 10:46am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Shit. I need to watch that movie again, for I do not remember that. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 1:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] -Spermeometry: The ability to control your ejaculation so well that you can direct your semen to any target within sight. -Crabdunk: When your balls touch the shit you just took. -Crabdimple: When you make a smily face in the shit you just took with the tip of your dick. -Beefsnorkel: When a girl attempts a blowjob in a bathtub. -Spunkuffen: When you ejaculate into a woman's ass and trap it long enough that she bakes a cake with it inside of her rectum. I think my cousin and I may be going insane in this place. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 3:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We have expounded upon the prefix "belunger" today: -Belungerbath: When you shit so hard that the toilet water covers your balls entirely. -Belungachunga: The shuffle you have to perform when you accidentally shart yourself, in order to contain the shart in the most confined area possible. -Belungerthunder: When you shit so hard that damage is caused to the toilet. -Belungerhunger: When you really want to shit but you don't have to. -Belungerplunder: When one leaves a belungermuffin but another claims it as his or hers. -Shitterbug: The dance you do when you really have to shit. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 5:57pm - Blender_Method ""] Whoppernoodle: when you eat a whopper and when you shit, it looks like a noodle. |