Getting not ticketed appreciation[views:1989][posts:21]____________________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 8:11am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I got pulled over going 55 in a 35 in Hanson, Ma--a town notorious for asshole cops--and miraculously did not get ticketed. My insurance would have been anal rape if I got ticketed. Thank fucking Christ. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 11:10am - FuckIsMySignature ""] the last 3 times i've been pulled over... i've been under the influence of something and speeding. warnings all around. w00t. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 11:16am - arilliusbm ""] Hanson has bad cops? I had no idea. I thought the worst around here was Lakeville's. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 11:33am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I've been pulled over in Hanson probably a dozen times and been in cars that have been pulled over by Hanson cops, and this was the first time it was not a dick. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 11:35am - ScmFck ""] FuckIsMySignature said:the last 3 times i've been pulled over... i've been under the influence of something and speeding. warnings all around. w00t. the good ole "i'm late for band practice" for some reason has worked so many times. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 2,2008 11:37am - sever ""] FuckIsMySignature said:the last 3 times i've been pulled over... i've been under the influence of something and speeding. warnings all around. w00t. speeding while intoxicated is smart. really! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 11:45am - arilliusbm ""] Easiest way to avoid tickets on the highway = CRUISE CONTROL the speed limit |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 11:50am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Fuck cruise control, I don't let inanimate objects designed to help me not speed dictate my life! |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 11:55am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ScmFck said: FuckIsMySignature said:the last 3 times i've been pulled over... i've been under the influence of something and speeding. warnings all around. w00t. the good ole "i'm late for band practice" for some reason has worked so many times. thats cause all cops wish they were in a band instead of being cops |
| __________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 12:09pm - Aegathis ""] FuckIsMySignature said: ScmFck said: FuckIsMySignature said:the last 3 times i've been pulled over... i've been under the influence of something and speeding. warnings all around. w00t. the good ole "i'm late for band practice" for some reason has worked so many times. thats cause all cops wish they were in a band instead of being cops Just say your late for a big rehearsal, make it sound all important and stuff. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 2,2008 1:16pm - aril ""] just say you're late for your class at the police academy |
| ________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 1:18pm - Martins ""] Haha, I/we got pulled over on the back way back from a show we played with Goreality and Parasitic Extirpation. Right where we merged onto 93 the speed limit was 55 or something and we were going 85 or so. Cop was hiding behind some construction that was right on the curve and comes out of nowhere. Pulls us over and asks questions, the usual. Goes back to his car and comes back way too long later and gives me a warning telling me to go spend the 250 dollars that the ticket would have been on a nice dinner for me and my bandmates. Fuck that. Just for me. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 1:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, that cop rules. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 1:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha ya the cop told me to spend my money on band equipment and not speeding tickets...which i did! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 1:41pm - Joshtrction ""] I drove through plympton last night and didn't see a street light. Are you lying to me? |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 2:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Were you on route 58? If not, you wouldn't have seen it! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 2:14pm - ScmFck ""] aril said:just say you're late for your class at the police academy one of my friends was crusing down 495 doin about 140. When his exit came up he slowed down and got off the highway. A cop came flyin off the highway after him pulled him over. The cop straight up told him that if he didn't get off the highway right then he never would have caught him, then let the kid off because he was starting the police academy around 2 weeks later. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 2:57pm - archaeon ""] Martins said:Haha, I/we got pulled over on the back way back from a show we played with Goreality and Parasitic Extirpation. Right where we merged onto 93 the speed limit was 55 or something and we were going 85 or so. Cop was hiding behind some construction that was right on the curve and comes out of nowhere. Pulls us over and asks questions, the usual. Goes back to his car and comes back way too long later and gives me a warning telling me to go spend the 250 dollars that the ticket would have been on a nice dinner for me and my bandmates. Fuck that. Just for me. haha you forgot the cunt and penis part |
| ________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 6:52pm - Martins ""] I was going to talk about that but didn't feel like writing more sentences. haha |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 7:30pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Blowing by an NH Highway Patrol car going 80 in a 55 zone and not even getting pulled over appreesh goes in this thread |
| _____________________________ [Dec 2,2008 8:21pm - BSV ""] last encounter with the cops was in Quebec on the way to the Quebec City. Got pulled over in the van for passing 3 trucks on the left. Had an once of sweet sticky green bud. When the cop opened up the van to see if we had too many people he quickly realized that we were a band. Told him our name, "Neuraxis" he responds, "oh oui, le hard metal band? sorry, to make you late to your show!" see yah! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 2,2008 10:01pm - sever ""] you're in neuraxis?! <3 |