Ass Smoothie[views:52886][posts:66]_____________________________________ [Nov 25,2008 11:57pm - pornholio ""] "Ass Smoothie is all about pornstars and hot girls who enjoy ass to mouth felching. The porn babes make a smoothie which is then poured inside their rectum. We use a speculum to gape their asshole open wide so we can fill up their anal cavity with what then becomes known as the ass smoothie. As they wait in the piledriver position with their ass up in the air, we pour the entire anal smoothie inside their butt and let it sit their for a moment. When they are completely full, the girls get back on their feet and squirt the ass smoothie from their assholes into a glass below. Next they take the anal beverage to their lips and drink it all, thus completing the felching cycle of ass to mouth, by ingesting the ass smoothie which was sitting deep inside their own rectum." Follow the link, scroll down a bit and watch the sneak preview. http://secure.asssmoothie.com/track/OTg6MTU6Ng/ |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 26,2008 12:12am - goatcatalyst ""] "Is she a smoothie girl?" |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 26,2008 12:21am - the_reverend ""] I fucking hate when the ice is all melted! Is the girl with all the tattoos holding a pregnancy test? |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 27,2008 10:19am - pornholio ""] fun for the whole family to make on thanksgiving day! |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 27,2008 2:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] This has been part of my family's holiday traditions for years. Mom makes'em the best. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 29,2008 3:16am - ronalt ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 29,2008 4:44am - douchebag_patrol ""] "Anyone can pick out some ingredients and mix them up in a blender. It takes a special kind of starlet to pick out some ingredients, mix them a little in the blender, gape open her own asshole in the pile-driver position, pour them into her own anus, mix them by jumping up and down then drop them into a glass!" |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 29,2008 10:39am - the_reverend ""] these girls must douche with floor cleaner afterward. I can only imagine what diarrhae this feels like. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 29,2008 4:17pm - toolbox ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 29,2008 4:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I could really go for an ass smoothie right about now. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 29,2008 5:50pm - goatcatalyst ""] i refuse to accept that that wilted pastrami hoagie is an honest-to-john vagina. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 29,2008 6:13pm - Hoser ""] toolbox said:[img] Anyone else notice the wedding band on this guys' hand? His wife must be super happy with him. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 29,2008 6:15pm - the_reverend ""] she's probably the one pile driving a liquid lunch. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2008 12:49am - whacked out ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 30,2008 2:31am - goatcatalyst ""] those are some poor bastards' daughters... |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 30,2008 7:00pm - bird brain ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 12:02am - knuckle tits ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 2,2008 9:46am - jacksonmang ""] mmmmmmmmmmmm |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 7:41am - brentwood ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 1:48pm - Mary Lou ""] Ass smoothies are now available at all Mary Lou's Coffee locations. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 11:24pm - the sentinel ""] http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=453374359 |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 12:01am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] reminds me of a good friend of mine. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 12:53am - the_reverend ""] I would only watch if they did it to a girl who was lactose intolerant. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:33am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] that's just gross! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 1:35am - the_reverend ""] you see this line? _____________________________________________________________________ |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 2:36am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] yes... and I don't get it. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 3:16am - the_reverend ""] arg!!! YOU CROSSED IT!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 4:38am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] haha.. *yawn* |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 7:17am - BILLY MAYS /w ??? ""] THIS IS DELICIOUS. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 23,2009 10:53am - MillenialKingdom ""] What the fuck!??!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 8:04am - common victualer ""] no better way to beat the heat than this |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 23,2010 11:11pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 23,2010 11:52pm - goatcatalyst ""] Big fan |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 12:50am - xgodzillax ""] brentwood said:[img] Allston in Full Effect... |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 1:04am - substitutecreature ""] douchebag_patrol_2 said:[img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] my mind has been blown |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 1:06am - goatcatalyst ""] Is she from Allston, Nick? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 1:12am - Alx_Casket ""] haha, glorious. But that soda and fries came out looking like atomic diarrhea. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 24,2010 1:14am - blue ""] damn, first time ever peeking in this gem of a thread. why did i miss this? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 1:22am - xgodzillax ""] goatcatalyst said:Is she from Allston, Nick? no she isnt, well that i know of. but im 95% positive that skanks in allston wouldnt be opposed to shit of this nature. they ARE skanks, and riddled with STDs |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 1:22am - substitutecreature ""] the fact that she has rollerskates on sends it over the top |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 1:46am - goatcatalyst ""] Next time I come up to Boston, we need to make rootbeer flotes in sluts' buttholes. I'll bring the speculi. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 4:52am - TheRidersofDoom ""] I think rttp has some of the most disgusting people. do you guys get off to this or is this just "lol i found something that looks like a cannibal corpse album cover!!!" |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 5:37am - SkinSandwich ""] Gravity and massive cock pounding has taken a toll on the Allston Mcdonalds chicks ham wallet. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 24,2010 5:26pm - BlackoutRick ""] Hahahaha ham wallet. Can I borrow that? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 11:49pm - douchebag_patrol_2 ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 11:55pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] [img] That would've been my reaction if I were a twat. No. I'm going to fap to this at some point. Fuck. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 23,2010 2:53am - douchebag_patrol ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 18,2010 4:30pm - mastic beach ""] DestroyYouAlot said:This has been part of my family's holiday traditions for years. Mom makes'em the best. pics from thanksgiving ass smoothies this year or GTFO |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 8,2010 1:04pm - goatcatalyst's greatest hits ""] goatcatalyst said:i refuse to accept that that wilted pastrami hoagie is an honest-to-john vagina. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 14,2011 3:14pm - delacroix ""] ever pour a whole two litre bottle of coke into a chicks ass? i have. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 14,2011 3:19pm - Yeti ""] i want a smoothie made out of many pureed asses. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 14,2011 3:26pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] delacroix said:ever pour a whole two litre bottle of coke into a chicks ass? i have. sounds...explosive. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2011 2:33pm - bates motel ""] bump |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 22,2011 2:34pm - She-Troll ""] these bitches need to go down i m so jealous |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 22,2011 2:35pm - riddle of the troll ""] you smell the poo, you know what to do call the call, break the seal suck the cock, seal the deal |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 23,2012 2:19am - anonymous ""] douchebag_patrol_2 said:[img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 26,2012 2:26pm - I shoot porn ""] Whats the lowest a porn bitch can go? This or fucking The Minion? Tough call. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 27,2012 10:20am - gaybook ""] There has got to be bacteria involved. ATM is risky, no? |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 27,2012 10:45am - Ancient_Master ""] i think it depends on the ASS:MOUTH ratio |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 28,2012 4:15pm - goatrider ""] Okay, a practical question: Would a significant other's ass smoothie be a valid method of ingesting VitaMix blends? It seems like the introduction of liquified organic fruit and plant matter to the human anus may result in a loss of essential nutrients, especially if some particles containing high vitamin amounts were to cling to the rectal walls. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 16,2016 2:16pm - Mister Met-RX ""] It's healthy as long as you use non-GMO ingredients! |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 16,2016 9:01pm - Make RTTP Great Again ""] It's all Dwyer's fault! |
| ________________________________ [May 23,2017 8:24pm - yeezy ""] sup |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2017 8:26pm - susurrate ""] regret not disabling images before opening this thread. all my windows are open and there are neighbors outside partying in view of my 32" monitor. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 15,2018 1:22am - Caleb Monsoor ""] spambot: 119.155.12.145 |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 21,2018 1:49am - Darcy Sherriff ""] spambot: 119.155.16.67 |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 26,2018 2:52pm - Nick LeQuarter ""] anonymous said: douchebag_patrol_2 said:[img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] who is this girl? she's hot as hell. is she a porn star or something? |