COMPOSTED's debut EP "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam" to be released via Cephalic Records (CZ)[views:17773][posts:128]_____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 11:23am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Composted is proud to announce that Czech Republic imprint Cephalic Records will be releasing our debut EP, "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam." The disc features 5 tracks (and maybe some surprises) of the silliest of the silly, the brownest of the brown notes and the most blistering of the retarded (LOL WUT) you evah hurd, kehd. New Composted shirts and CDs will be available at the end of November/early December through the band and label. Expect some brand new videos to pop up as well. [img] [img] http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal http://www.myspace.com/cephalicrec |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 11:27am - FuckIsMySignature ""] CZECH IT OUT! |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 11:28am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HIYOOOOOO |
| _________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 11:47am - Martins ""] Is that the actual cover or is that the censored one? Either would be hilarity at its most hilarious. |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 11:48am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, that is the censored version. Funny thing is, the nipples were replaced with rhino eyes and you can't actually see any va-jay, but MySpace still deleted the original within 2 seconds of posting it. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 11:57am - Martins ""] Someone at Myspace really likes Composted. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 11:58am - FuckIsMySignature ""] extravagant |
| _______________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:00pm - rbss ""] Fuck yes! Mark can you set aside a medium High on Krylon shirt for me? |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I can indeed Anthony. I believe it's the last one, so you get to be special. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:05pm - Martins ""] Mark can you set aside a vial of your sperm for me? |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:07pm - RichHorror ""] 'Too Hot For MySpace! Yowza!!' would've been a much better album title. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:08pm - archaeon ""] fuck this band |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:10pm - DomesticTerror ""] is that va-jay a photoshopped toilet seat? |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:13pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] That is indeed a toilet seat. Martins, I don't sell sperm in vials. I sell them in coffee cans...the big ones. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:14pm - RichHorror ""] No, Scott. All vaginas look like that. Don't be retarded. |
| ___________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i would totally shit in that rhino vagina |
| _________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:16pm - Martins ""] That's fine. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 12:50pm - archaeon ""] I'd love to take that rhino vagina on a date. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 1:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] I love that there is band called "I Shit on Your Face" on your new label. |
| ______________________________ [Nov 8,2008 1:55pm - pires ""] When is the release date?! |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 2:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Release date is unspecified at this time; the CDs go out to press on Tuesday or Wednesday, so it will be something like 3 weeks after that. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 2:30pm - grizloch ""] once again, the czech republic can do no wrong, glad shits getting released on the quick, just in time for xmas son |
| ____________________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 2:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] SLAMTA CLAUS |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 2:56pm - Dave_Maggot ""] slam for baby jesus |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 8,2008 4:10pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Cool, I have traded CDs with this guy before. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 10,2008 10:01pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 9:01pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump cuz im bored, halloween 5 just ended and i dont wanna do dishes or pack up most of my room into a tote. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 9:03pm - archaeon ""] I are trading with cephalic nao. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 9:54pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i'll cephalic your nao |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 10:04pm - the_reverend ""] composted's cz tour is nothing likee hostile 2 |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 10:05pm - the_reverend ""] and hostel 2? forgetaboutit |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 11,2008 10:17pm - Dave_Maggot ""] it'll be called the "They Had It Cumming Tour 09!" where we're killed in all sorts of sadistically pornographic ways. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 12,2008 11:04am - immortal13 ""] I want a cd and a shirt Mark. I'm throwing a show at Rocko's sometime in January again, would Composted like to do a return show? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:06am - Pires ""] any word on release date yet ol' chap? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:10am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Early January! It took the label a bit longer to get us the pressing money so it just went out to press a few days ago. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:06pm - Dave_Maggot ""] :ralphie: |
| __________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:29pm - archaeon ""] haha i hope the cover has the censors on it if not im making them. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 17,2008 6:03pm - Pires ""] This better happen!! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 6:34pm - boblovesmusic ""] put the censors on the jewel case and then when you take the liner notes out you see the full thing! hehe |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 6:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] intense |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, no censors. Fuck that noise. It would be hilarious though. I'll let everyone know when the shit comes in! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 17,2008 9:05pm - Pires ""] I'll be asking everyday. Don't you worry. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 4:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] :satancross::tightiewhities::yoda::krusty::satancross::radio::pukeface::tmnt2::shocker: |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 6:31pm - archaeon ""] FISH |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2008 8:35pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| ________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 12:13am - Pires ""] bump for release date dave? Or just cause you're a good guy? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 12:36am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I've received word that I should have our copies of the CD around January 20th. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:01am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] :NEWHORNS: |
| ________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 10:21am - Pires ""] the wait is finally ovah! I've been waiting for this for so long. I may just cry. Thank you jeebus! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 11:18am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It will be available to everyone ASAP, but Pires has to wait an extra month and pay double. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 12:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Jan.20th? what happened to first week of January? Poooooooooo |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 12:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Christmas and New Years happened. Motherdickers, taking days off and shit. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 3:03pm - Dave_Maggot ""] damn those motherdickers |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 3:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Mothradickers! |
| _______________________________ [Dec 28,2008 3:23pm - Pires ""] I'll just have brian_dc burn me a copy then mark. FAG. You cant keep me away from teh slamz. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 3:32pm - Dave_Maggot ""] im gonna have an eventful january. got a cd coming out. a documentary i directed will be up online soon. getting tattooed on the 6th. that months gonna rule. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:19pm - archaeon ""] and yer gay |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:24pm - Dave_Maggot ""] gay like a fox |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sorry Pires, I'm just playing hard to get! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:36pm - fishcakes ""] I'm thinking that I would like to have one of these cd's |
| _______________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:50pm - Pires ""] cock tease!! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:52pm - archaeon ""] lol ive had this for like a year. fagz. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:53pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i have 12 different versions |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:59pm - Dave_Maggot ""] more like 6 different versions, but whos counting |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 8:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I believe everyone under the sun should buy a copy of this. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 8:28pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i'll buy a copy of it |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 8:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'll take 7! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 3:12am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Jan.20th? first week of January? They have to get mailed here from Slovakia, right? :stupidflanders: |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 6:15am - miltoni ""] hey man i dont know this |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 3:28pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i think the cd pressing company is in the u.s. then we have to mail them to them to the czech republic |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2008 3:32pm - Yeti ""] this is the most highly anticipated release of 2009. and by release i mean like ejaculation release. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 3:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dave is correct. We get all the CDs then ship the label's portion to CZ. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 7:39pm - Dave_Maggot ""] word |
| ______________________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 7:57pm - boblovesmusicatthefilmplace ""] I'll buy a copy! I'll buy two copies and donate one to my college's music library! (yes I made this joke before...) |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 8:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, that's the spirit! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2008 10:35am - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 6:23pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2009 3:27pm - Dave_Maggot ""] to the top til it drops. woot woot!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2009 4:16pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Feces for Jesus! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2009 3:47pm - Dave_Maggot ""] GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2009 5:56pm - timma ""] I have vaginal sex with my miniature stallion, btw. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 4,2009 6:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeah well I have anal sex with mine. New stickers and pins coming with the CD! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2009 7:40pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i have miniature sex with my vaginal stallion |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 4,2009 7:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I have my anal miniature with stallion sex. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2009 8:56pm - timma ""] I.P. Freely |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 4,2009 9:23pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I C U P. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 3:27pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 5:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this album sucks like a cambodian whore |
| ______________________________ [Jan 9,2009 5:53pm - timma ""] It sucks as it cuts! |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 6:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] So it sucks well? I don't know how to perceive this. Brain hurty. :( |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 6:21pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] CONFUSION IS DELUSION |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 9,2009 6:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] AAAAAAHHHHHH! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 1:05pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump as well |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 1:15pm - Dave_Maggot ""] we'll have this bitch sooooon khed! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 2:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Soon as in motherfucking TOMORROW. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 3:09pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i was gonna say tomorrow but i didnt know if you had some big unvieling plan for tomorrow or something. i did not want to steal your thundah khed |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 3:21pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] My thunder is yours for the taking, as is my chunder. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 4:19pm - woodward ""] Brutal. That would be badass to play with you doods. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 4:24pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Word son. What band are you in? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 4:25pm - RichHorror ""] Watch out, Composted only plays for free on weekdays. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 4:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] More like, Composted doesn't play. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 4:33pm - RichHorror ""] Specifically on Wednesdays. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 15,2009 4:34pm - timma ""] If I was Jewish and still a teenager, I'd want Composted to play my Bar Mitzvah. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 4:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We can turn you into a Jewish teenager if you want, Tim. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 15,2009 4:57pm - timma ""] Sick. I'd be a "Chew"! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 5:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahaha, zinngggaaaaah. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 6:19pm - woodward ""] Halfhearted Comeback. We only play for 3k plus. Our two semi trailers are pricey to drive! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 7:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sounds like a band we'd play with, only we have three semis. One is for cottage cheese. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:47pm - woodward ""] nothing more brutal than cottage cheez |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 15,2009 11:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Especially when it's dumped out of a truck. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2009 4:37pm - Dave_Maggot ""] TOODAAAAYY!!! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2009 4:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] CDs arrived at 3:38 today. In about 45 minutes I'll be feasting on them with my dick. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 16,2009 5:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] hows the dick feast going? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2009 8:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] My dick ate like...all of em |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2009 9:26pm - Pires ""] mark. I want one. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 16,2009 9:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] WAITINGWAITINGWAITINGWAITING |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 16,2009 9:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeah I know you want one. Come get it big boy. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2009 9:40pm - Pires ""] gimmegimmegimme!! |
| _______________________________ [Jan 16,2009 9:45pm - Pires ""] can I haz mines with extra dick plz? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 17,2009 1:34am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You can have aaall the dick. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 17,2009 1:47am - the_reverend ""] goofy. will I get a copy that isn't a CD-r? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 17,2009 3:06am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Even though the CD was remixed and is professionally pressed, you still get a CDR. Of course you get a real one. All you have to is come to the CD release show, that will also be a going away party for me, as I have just decided right now. Clearly you have to be there. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 17,2009 1:19pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 17,2009 1:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Anyone interested in purchasing a CD can do so by sending $7.50 (shipping & handling included) to mrichardsart AT gmail DOT com via PayPal; the CD comes with free stickers, buttons and Compostcards (huyuck). |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2009 10:07pm - Dave_Maggot ""] badunkabump |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 18,2009 10:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HAH, excellent bump Dave. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 18,2009 10:24pm - Dave_Maggot ""] thank ya sir |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 19,2009 8:23am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I had sex with my copy yesterday. Shit was tight, yo! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 20,2009 2:55pm - Dave_Maggot ""] bump |