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And the 44th President of the United States is...

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[Nov 4,2008 11:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Barack Obama



whew.......

http://www.cnn.com/
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[Nov 4,2008 11:03pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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[Nov 4,2008 11:04pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
The line at the KFC on Dot Ave is at least 40 cars long.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:04pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 4,2008 11:06pm - ddrummer ""]
godspeed to Barack Obama, watch out for those snipers man
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[Nov 4,2008 11:06pm - RichHorror ""]
I was on my way from practice at 9:30 and knew it was a done deal. McCain receivedthe worst beating of any white man ever since Reginald Denny.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:07pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Watermelon futures are doing brisk business, while Wheat Thins are at an all time low, other hot stocks over the past hour include Kool-Aid futures, Fat White Girls Who Are Pissed Off At They Dads LLC. and in an interesting development Darkies Toothpaste.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:07pm - y_ddraig_goch ""]
nigggggaaaa
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[Nov 4,2008 11:07pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Hot hand in a dice game...I bought this baby straight cash
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[Nov 4,2008 11:07pm - tylor  ""]

RichHorror said:McCain receivedthe worst beating of any white man ever since Reginald Denny.


:LOL:
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[Nov 4,2008 11:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
my faith in the political system is restored... marginally. but who knows what lies ahead. also Bush has another 70 or so days left if i'm not mistaken.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:09pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I'm finna eat some chicken and grits bout now.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:10pm - druizard  ""]
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[Nov 4,2008 11:10pm - the_reverend ""]
everyone text "nigga please" to all their friends.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:12pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
WHATCHU STARIN AT, I'M NOT A MIRROR
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WHATCHU STARIN AT, I'M NOT A MIRROR
WHATCHU STARIN AT, I'M NOT A MIRROR
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[Nov 4,2008 11:12pm - y_ddraig_goch ""]
my girlfriend calls me and says "we can has black president?"
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[Nov 4,2008 11:13pm - pam ""]
WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN
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[Nov 4,2008 11:13pm - pam ""]

y_ddraig_goch said:my girlfriend calls me and says "we can has black president?"


She's a keeper.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:14pm - druizard  ""]
don't forget to watch deep impact, 24, and idiocracy
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[Nov 4,2008 11:14pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
NIGRAS? IN MY EXECUTIVE BRANCH?
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[Nov 4,2008 11:15pm - RichHorror ""]
I have gotten so many texts and IMs of 'PRESIDENT NIGGER' already.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:15pm - Murph ""]
AWW SHIT SON! GRAPE DRINK AND NEWPORTS IN THE ROSE GARDEN!
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[Nov 4,2008 11:15pm - pam ""]
http://www.ismccainpresident.com
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[Nov 4,2008 11:16pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
SKANK ASS TRICKS, MARK ASS TRICKS, TRICK ASS MARKS, HOES, HUSTLERS AND HOOLIE-HOOS
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[Nov 4,2008 11:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

pam said:http://www.ismccainpresident.com



i <3 pam


also Karl Rove relating The President's new "First Family" to the Cosby show = massive lulz.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
This is almost as historic as the time Nigeria elected a black president.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:17pm - tylor  ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:
pam said:http://www.ismccainpresident.com



i <3 pam


also Karl Rove relating The President's new "First Family" to the Cosby show = massive lulz.

\

hahaha yeah that made me "whaa?" too
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[Nov 4,2008 11:18pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Did anyone just get the sudden urge to bow your head to the floor and pray in a Southeasterly direction?

...oh shi-
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[Nov 4,2008 11:33pm - destroyyoualot ""]
I'm pissed that I live in Hooterville, so I'm gonna miss all the riots.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:34pm - Murph ""]
And now some stupid fucktard religious figure comes out and makes this about God.

Kill dat shit son, get to the man.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:35pm - destroyyoualot ""]
STEDMAN
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[Nov 4,2008 11:37pm - pam ""]
Landslide, baby.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:37pm - Murph ""]
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[Nov 4,2008 11:37pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Them blacks sure do love they Jesus.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:39pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 4,2008 11:41pm - DomesticTerror ""]

RichHorror said:I was on my way from practice at 9:30 and knew it was a done deal. McCain receivedthe worst beating of any white man ever since Reginald Denny.


that is SO going into my act. consider that line swiped.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:42pm - pam ""]
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[Nov 4,2008 11:42pm - RichHorror ""]

DomesticTerror said:
RichHorror said:I was on my way from practice at 9:30 and knew it was a done deal. McCain receivedthe worst beating of any white man ever since Reginald Denny.


that is SO going into my act. consider that line swiped.



Unless it's credited you're hearing from my lawyers.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:43pm - pam ""]
Note to self: refresh before posting
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[Nov 4,2008 11:43pm - the_reverend ""]
makes me wish I met obama before he got elected superman.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:43pm - the_reverend ""]
pam got her tits sued off
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[Nov 4,2008 11:55pm - the_reverend ""]
I joke a lot, but seriously this is what makes america great. the fact that we can bitch all the time, but ever 4-8-12-16 years, there is a chance to completely change things up. Sometimes the strength of one man's character can rise about the idiots of our country. Days like this would make that asshole Thomas Jefferson very happy.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:56pm - RichHorror ""]
Regardless, this is historic far beyond anything any of us have ever experienced.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:58pm - pam ""]
Acceptance speech now.
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[Nov 4,2008 11:58pm - the_reverend ""]
starting now. shouldn't those kids be in bed?
they are just happy to be getting a puppy. (barak promised them)
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[Nov 4,2008 11:58pm - the_reverend ""]
watching them on stage... I feel like I'm watching a sitcom from the 70s.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:00am - RichHorror ""]
I'm watching it on BET.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:02am - the_reverend ""]
I don't know how I got to BET, but I saw it on there.

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[Nov 5,2008 12:04am - the_reverend ""]
ha! he just mentioned the puppy. I hope that he gets a labradoodle.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:04am - DomesticTerror ""]
NEW PUPPY!
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[Nov 5,2008 12:15am - thuringwethil ""]
Paging Doctor Conservationist!
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[Nov 5,2008 12:16am - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 5,2008 12:17am - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 5,2008 12:19am - the_reverend ""]
I'm waiting for them to kick into the electric slide...
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[Nov 5,2008 12:21am - the_reverend ""]
I'm a little misty watching this.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:21am - pam ""]
Joe Biden's mother is cutest fucking thing.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:21am - Murph ""]
That dude is the real deal.

His speech was strong, seeing how people genuinely embrace him, it's affronting based on what we've had for eight years.

I did not vote for Obama, but I will say I'm excited to see what he can do for this country.

I also want to say I cannot imagine the sense of pride black Americans, as well as any non-Caucasian, must be feeling right now. Pretty incredible.

That is my serious post for the year.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:22am - pam ""]

the_reverend said:I'm a little misty watching this.


srsly.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:22am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Kept waiting for his head to just explode in a shower of gore. Our militia sharpshooters really underperforming, there.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:23am - the_reverend ""]
him finally smiling while leaving the stage was awesome.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:23am - pam ""]
Him and Michelle are gonna bang so hard tonight.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:24am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
that was intense. wow.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:24am - pam ""]
I DVR'd the speech for Jon. I think we'll be hearing clips from that for a long long time.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:25am - DomesticTerror ""]
you see the shot of her ass? it's official. mud shark here.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:25am - ellesarusrex ""]
what an experience. feel the electricity of his win in the air.. this is our future.. this is unreal.. yes we can!!
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[Nov 5,2008 12:30am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Bob the Nation-Builder
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[Nov 5,2008 12:33am - Sacreligion ""]

pam said:Him and Michelle are gonna bang so hard tonight.


The secret to his campaign was Michelle always wanting to be able to say "Fuck me, Mr. President."
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[Nov 5,2008 12:34am - Doomkid ""]
I am so filled with hope and joy, it is indescribable.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:35am - y_ddraig_goch ""]
sheep.

he better live up
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[Nov 5,2008 12:36am - dat nigga daz  ""]
and the Black community celebrates Obama's victory

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[Nov 5,2008 12:37am - RichHorror ""]
hahhaha
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[Nov 5,2008 12:38am - Murph ""]

y_ddraig_goch said:sheep.

he better live up



As I said, I am excited to see what the man can do.

But he absolutely has the fucking world on his shoulders, and you're right, he's gonna have to really make some significantly better changes to our current state or political apathy is going to become en vogue.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:45am - pam ""]
If anyone knows what he has to do, it's Obama himself.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:51am - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 5,2008 12:52am - RichHorror ""]
He's not going to 'live up'. Because it's fucking impossible. It's a nice feeling full of warming light right now, but he's handed a 20 million mile-high hunk of shit. He's only a man. People are so fucking stupid and corny.
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[Nov 5,2008 12:54am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]

pam said:[img]


Go get 'em, Barry!
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[Nov 5,2008 1:04am - pam ""]
Bush speaking around 11:40am today. Ready your lulz.
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[Nov 5,2008 1:06am - RichHorror ""]
Get on your beer goggles.
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[Nov 5,2008 1:11am - the_reverend ""]
did nader speak?
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[Nov 5,2008 1:13am - Druizard ""]

the_reverend said:did nader speak?
I think he's napping.
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[Nov 5,2008 2:12am - pam ""]
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WASHINGTON—After emerging victorious from one of the most pivotal elections in history, president-elect Barack Obama will assume the role of commander in chief on Jan. 20, shattering a racial barrier the United States is, at long last, shitty enough to overcome.
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Faced with losing everything, Americans took a long overdue step forward and elected Barack Obama.

Although polls going into the final weeks of October showed Sen. Obama in the lead, it remained unclear whether the failing economy, dilapidated housing market, crumbling national infrastructure, health care crisis, energy crisis, and five-year-long disastrous war in Iraq had made the nation crappy enough to rise above 300 years of racial prejudice and make lasting change.

"Today the American people have made their voices heard, and they have said, 'Things are finally as terrible as we're willing to tolerate," said Obama, addressing a crowd of unemployed, uninsured, and debt-ridden supporters. "To elect a black man, in this country, and at this time—these last eight years must have really broken you."

Added Obama, "It's a great day for our nation."

Carrying a majority of the popular vote, Obama did especially well among women and young voters, who polls showed were particularly sensitive to the current climate of everything being fucked. Another contributing factor to Obama's victory, political experts said, may have been the growing number of Americans who, faced with the complete collapse of their country, were at last able to abandon their preconceptions and cast their vote for a progressive African-American.
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After enduring eight years of near constant trauma, the United States is, at long last, ready for equality.

Citizens with eyes, ears, and the ability to wake up and realize what truly matters in the end are also believed to have played a crucial role in Tuesday's election.

According to a CNN exit poll, 42 percent of voters said that the nation's financial woes had finally become frightening enough to eclipse such concerns as gay marriage, while 30 percent said that the relentless body count in Iraq was at last harrowing enough to outweigh long ideological debates over abortion. In addition, 28 percent of voters were reportedly too busy paying off medial bills, desperately trying not to lose their homes, or watching their futures disappear to dismiss Obama any longer.

"The election of our first African-American president truly shows how far we've come as a nation," said NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams. "Just eight years ago, this moment would have been unthinkable. But finally we, as a country, have joined together, realized we've reached rock bottom, and for the first time voted for a candidate based on his policies rather than the color of his skin."

"Today Americans have grudgingly taken a giant leap forward," Williams continued. "And all it took was severe economic downturn, a bloody and unjust war in Iraq, terrorist attacks on lower Manhattan, nearly 2,000 deaths in New Orleans, and more than three centuries of frequently violent racial turmoil."

Said Williams, "The American people should be commended for their long-overdue courage."

Obama's victory is being called the most significant change in politics since the 1992 election, when a full-scale economic recession led voters to momentarily ignore the fact that candidate Bill Clinton had once smoked marijuana. While many believed things had once again reached an all-time low in 2004, the successful reelection of President George W. Bush—despite historically low approval ratings nationwide—proved that things were not quite shitty enough to challenge the already pretty shitty status quo.

"If Obama learned one thing from his predecessors, it's that timing means everything," said Dr. James Pung, a professor of political science at Princeton University. "Less than a decade ago, Al Gore made the crucial mistake of suggesting we should care about preserving the environment before it became unavoidably clear that global warming would kill us all, and in 2004, John Kerry cost himself the presidency by criticizing Bush's disastrous Iraq policy before everyone realized our invasion had become a complete and total quagmire."

"Obama had the foresight to run for president at a time when being an African-American was not as important to Americans as, say, the ability to clothe and feed their children," Pung continued. "An election like this only comes once, maybe twice, in a lifetime."

As we enter a new era of equality for all people, the election of Barack Obama will decidedly be a milestone in U.S. history, undeniable proof that Americans, when pushed to the very brink, are willing to look past outward appearances and judge a person by the quality of his character and strength of his record. So as long as that person is not a woman.
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[Nov 5,2008 6:53am - Dankill  ""]

RichHorror said:He's not going to 'live up'. Because it's fucking impossible. It's a nice feeling full of warming light right now, but he's handed a 20 million mile-high hunk of shit. He's only a man. People are so fucking stupid and corny.
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[Nov 5,2008 7:07am - SkinSandwich ""]
Obama's white half won the election.
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[Nov 5,2008 8:29am - Martins ""]
COMBO BREAKER
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[Nov 5,2008 8:36am - orgymf@work  ""]

RichHorror said:
DomesticTerror said:
RichHorror said:I was on my way from practice at 9:30 and knew it was a done deal. McCain receivedthe worst beating of any white man ever since Reginald Denny.


that is SO going into my act. consider that line swiped.



Unless it's credited you're hearing from my lawyers.



you should come see him steal your line on nov 14'th in new bedford.
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[Nov 5,2008 8:48am - SkinSandwich ""]
Gandolfini 2012!!!!

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[Nov 5,2008 9:46am - Kadoodoodoowomp  ""]
Watching a million people shout back "yes we can" was creepy as hell.
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[Nov 5,2008 10:01am - thuringwethil ""]
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[Nov 5,2008 10:10am - SkinSandwich ""]
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[Nov 5,2008 10:10am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I bet the outgoing White House staffers steal the "N" keys from all the keyboards.
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[Nov 5,2008 10:15am - largefreakatzero ""]
"I think he said the sheriff is near."
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[Nov 5,2008 10:18am - ddrummer ""]

largefreakatzero said:"I think he said the sheriff is near."


fucking classic

i wonder if he'll pull the same shit haha.

don't move or the nigger gets it!
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[Nov 5,2008 10:26am - thuringwethil ""]
Candygram for Mongo!

sign, please...
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[Nov 5,2008 10:53am - orgymf@work  ""]

largefreakatzero said:"I think he said the sheriff is near."


ahhhhhhahahaha

good mornin ma'am
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[Nov 5,2008 11:01am - brian_dc ""]
haha...I thought that the punchline to this thread would be

"...a nigger"

*rolls up banner*
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[Nov 5,2008 11:45am - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 5,2008 11:46am - brian_dc ""]
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[Nov 5,2008 12:08pm - pam ""]
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[Nov 5,2008 12:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i have a feeling Obama was set up to be the scapegoat for unavoidable ecomomic crash. thats the republican party backed such an obvious failure of a candidate.
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[Nov 7,2008 1:59pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 9,2008 4:05pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 9,2008 4:05pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 9,2008 4:06pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 9,2008 4:06pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 9,2008 4:06pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Nov 9,2008 5:09pm - Conservationist ""]

the_reverend said:[img]


LOL Mencken would have had choice words on Obama!
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[Nov 11,2008 2:59am - the_reverend ""]
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/11/t..._unit.html?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed1

wow, antichrist much? #19 shows why his pictures are soo good, reflectors
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[Nov 14,2008 3:37pm - orgymf@work  ""]
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[Nov 14,2008 3:37pm - orgymf@work  ""]
shit! why the fuck would that work?
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[Nov 14,2008 3:39pm - orgymf@work  ""]
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