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[QUOTE="OG%20Loc:834180"][QUOTE="MarkFuckingRichards:834167"]I don't think I can come up with 10, and I'm sure there are several movies that sucked more than the ones I'm going to list, but can't remember them...probably for a good reason. This list is in no particular order. 1. The Hulk (Ang Lee, of course) - This movie could have been abridged to 45 minutes, or at least just cut down to the dog-ball punching scene. A guy behind me answered his cell phone in the middle of the movie, and I was more interested in hearing what his conversation was about. Most of the theater could hear him clear as day and no one cared, haha. Fuck this movie. 2. Saw I - I enjoy all the other Saw movies, but this one sucked a huge dick. Terrible acting, not enough gore, and way too fucking predictable. I heard somewhere that it was supposed to be a "psychological thriller masked as a horror movie." Well guess what...I wanted to see a fucking HORROR MOVIE. And for a psychological thriller they really fucked it up; the horrible acting gave away the ending, if you paid enough attention. There were some cool parts, don't get me wrong, but overall I wanted to kill myself and the 15 year old girls screaming every 3 seconds. 3. Jeepers Creepers - I refused to see this movie, but Dave Maggot said it was going to be awesome (haha, I'm totally throwing you under the bus), so I trusted his judgment. I can never forgive you Dave, haha. This movie started out with promise; if the angel of death faggot just stayed a creepy, backwoods hick with a cavern made out of human corpses, this movie would have ruled. I knew I was watching the gayest movie ever (even gayer than gay porn) when the jeeper creeper guy made out with a decapitated male cop's head. The only thing that made this movie enjoyable was the constant heckling and jokes coming from pretty much everyone in the theater. 4. Cabin Fever - Looking back on it, this movie was pretty damn entertaining. BUT, at the time I wanted to kill myself. I was expecting a decent horror movie, not a half-assed horror/comedy or whatever the fuck it turned out to be. There were some good lines, some nice gory scenes and some total curve balls, but in the end I probably would have been better off staying home and masturbating. 5. Queen Of The Damned - I didn't expect to be floored by this movie, but was interested in it nonetheless. This was the first and only movie I ever fell asleep during in a theater. I can't even tell you what this movie was about except that Aaliyah was the Queen and some douchebag was some big rock and roll star who played some huge concert, blah blah blah, the end. 6. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace - I think was only 12 or 13 at the time this came out, and I was easily excited by movies of this persuasion. This movie made me want to cry, and has ruined my enjoyment of the first 3 Star Wars. George Lucas can eat a bag of dicks. 7. Alien Vs. Predator - Gay. That's all I can think of.[/QUOTE] Mark, what was that movie we saw that the fat lady in front of us wouldn't stop cackling and I was emulating their laugh and throwing shit at them the whole time?[/QUOTE]
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