ORDER YOUR DEION SANDERS' HOT DOG EXPRESS TODAY!
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DEION SANDERS' MAKES MUSIC IN ADDITION TO PLAYING BASEBALL, FOOTBALL, AND HOT DOGS.
THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE SINGLE GREATEST HOT DOG MY VIRGIN TASTE BUDS HAVE EVER BEDDED.
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP CLICK CLICK CLICK WWW DOT COM
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are you ready
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we built our lives around funnel cakes and where did that ever get us.
hot dogs.
we should have embraced the hot dogs when we had the chance. all those wasted years could have been glorious. thank god deion sanders' hot dog express allows us to travel through time and right the wrongs of our foolish pasts.
THANK YOU pre FOR YOUR PHAT HOT DOG BEATS THAT KEEP THE BUNS POPPING
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO EAT HOT DOGS.
&THIS IS BUZZ ALDRIN STOPPING BY FROM OUTER SPACE TO ENJOY A DELICIOUS HOT DOG WITH MY FRIEND AND FELLOW ASTRONAUT NEON DEION SANDERS! I MUST RETURN TO SPACE NOW SO GOODBYE PEOPLE OF EARTH! MAY THERE ALWAYS BE A WARM HOT DOG FOR everyone! DO NOT CRY FOR ME FOR ME AS I RETURN TO THE COLD EMPTINESS OF INFINITE NOTHING, FOR THIS HOT DOG SHALL SATIATE ALL MY NEEDS.&
NEVER AGAIN WILL I EAT UGLY SPLIT HOT DOGS! JUST PLUG IT IN SET THE TIMER AND YOU HAVE PERFECT HOT DOGS IN MINUTES! the fat just drips away!
MAN THIS IS DELICIOUS JUICY HOT DOG PERFECT EVERYTIME.