Bitch about your job in 1 line
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[Sep 4,2008 3:35pm - xmikex ""]
I'll start:
It'd be nice to be bitched at because I'm actually doing something wrong, not just because I have a set of keys and a pager and I'm expected to fix everything.
[Sep 4,2008 3:41pm - dftg ""]
I need more fucking money, assholes.
[Sep 4,2008 3:42pm - ZJD ""]
I'm a fucking file clerk.
[Sep 4,2008 3:42pm - hyper_sludge ""]
i need to clone myself three times
[Sep 4,2008 3:43pm - aril ""]
I don't like women from Dorchester who sit across from me and bitch at me all day by saying I post on RttP too much.
[Sep 4,2008 3:44pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
hyper_sludge said:i need to clone myself three times
you're no michael keaton sir
[Sep 4,2008 3:46pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i wanna quit my job so bad right now. these people are pissing me off to no end
[Sep 4,2008 3:47pm - aril ""]
I want to co-own a bar/venue.
[Sep 4,2008 3:50pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Think, idiots! Don't constantly ask me the proper direction to wipe your ass.
[Sep 4,2008 3:53pm - timma ""]
One line cannot possibly contain the bitchness of my job.
[Sep 4,2008 3:56pm - the_reverend ""]
10100110101010101010101010101010101011110111010101110110100010101001001010101011001011010101010101010001010101010...2? wtf!
[Sep 4,2008 4:03pm - ouchdrummer ""]
the_reverend said:10100110101010101010101010101010101011110111010101110110100010101001001010101011001011010101010101010001010101010...2? wtf!
this was my first actual Laugh Out Loud moment all day.
[Sep 4,2008 4:04pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i guess i just dont like wearing shirt+tie/suits.
[Sep 4,2008 4:05pm - ouchdrummer ""]
oh, woops, lawyers suck too... thats it.
[Sep 4,2008 4:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
STOP SPENDING MONEY YOU DONT HAVE AND THEN COMPLAINING WHEN WE CHARGE YOU FOR IT.
[Sep 4,2008 4:07pm - Lumberg ""]
Can you get me those TPS reports asap? M'kay?
[Sep 4,2008 4:07pm - narkybark ""]
Stupid fucking clients, if you complain again to me for mistakes that YOU made, I swear to God I will shovel hot tar into your mouths.
[Sep 4,2008 4:40pm - orgymf@work ""]
boring, repetitive
[Sep 4,2008 4:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I water plants.
[Sep 4,2008 4:44pm - archaeon ""]
Fuck people who ask me to make wraps.
[Sep 4,2008 4:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
make me a wrap bitch
[Sep 4,2008 4:49pm - archaeon ""]
white or wheat?
[Sep 4,2008 4:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
white pweeeez
[Sep 4,2008 4:53pm - archaeon ""]
RACIST
[Sep 4,2008 5:12pm - josh_hates_you ""]
My paycheck sucks due to readily available immigrants via the temp services that will gladly do my job for 5 bucks an hour less.
[Sep 4,2008 5:13pm - MassOfTwoSlits nli ""]
What is the point of low-salt bologna?
[Sep 4,2008 5:26pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
what's the point of bologna?
[Sep 4,2008 5:42pm - ouchdrummer ""]
mechanically seperated chicken....ohhh
[Sep 4,2008 5:55pm - Mess ""]
anyone want to hire an alcoholic racist for more than 10 fucking dollaaaaaars an hour?
[Sep 4,2008 6:51pm - Nobody_Cares ""]
Fat corporate assholes above me, Dale Earnhardt decor around me, oh what a day.
[Sep 4,2008 7:02pm - lbpvdnli ""]
i like my job
[Sep 4,2008 7:21pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
its a fucking job...
[Sep 4,2008 8:14pm - brian_dc ""]
I can't convince this slampig to fuck me
[Sep 4,2008 8:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews and more Jews; driving a cab in Newton, OY VEY!
[Sep 4,2008 8:29pm - beelze ""]
NO CANOPENER
[Sep 4,2008 8:32pm - handinjury ""]
Wake up @5:30am, work 9hr day in a loud dirty CNC dungeon.
[Sep 4,2008 9:12pm - ThirdKnuckle ""]
Retail Management sucks; only 2 holidays off per year (Xmas/Thanksgiving), up every day at 4am, work every Sunday, 6 days a week in December
oh ya, all that and you work dealing with the public too... yeesh
[Sep 4,2008 9:13pm - brian_dc ""]
rules broken = thread closed
[Sep 4,2008 9:17pm - Whoremastery ""]
im sick of cooking top of the line food for rich people that still complain aabout it when its fit for a king.
[Sep 4,2008 9:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
LISA NEEDS BRACES, DENTAL PLAN
[Sep 4,2008 9:57pm - sever ""]
I'm glad you managed to kill your hamster within a day of buying it, but I really don't want to exchange it for a live one because I know you'll kill that one too.
[Sep 4,2008 9:58pm - Conservationist ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews and more Jews; driving a cab in Newton, OY VEY!
Eat lots of beans and make them complain about your gas.
[Sep 5,2008 12:37am - SacreligionNLI ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:LISA NEEDS BRACES, DENTAL PLAN
win
[Sep 5,2008 12:41am - demondave ""]
the_reverend said:10100110101010101010101010101010101011110111010101110110100010101001001010101011001011010101010101010001010101010...2? wtf!
It's just a dream Bender, theres no such thing as 2.
[Sep 5,2008 1:41am - Hungtableed ""]
Talk to your caseworker.
[Sep 5,2008 8:23am - xanonymousx ""]
I can get fired for talking about my job on the internet/ cannot post on certain web sites anymore, plus the big boss hates me.
[Sep 5,2008 8:25am - xanonymousx ""]
change that, i hate not getting paid for a fucking month, but today's check should be worth it?
[Sep 5,2008 8:40am - Kadooganaut ""]
One word: non-existent.
[Sep 5,2008 9:46am - Mess ""]
i think i'm going to take the job as a butcher for 10.50 an hour.
i had an interview yesterday. he said it was mine if i wanted it.
at this point, i think i'm going to have to take it. just don't order
the "ground chuck" alright?
[Sep 5,2008 10:38am - xmikex ""]
Mess said:i think i'm going to take the job as a butcher for 10.50 an hour.
i had an interview yesterday. he said it was mine if i wanted it.
at this point, i think i'm going to have to take it. just don't order
the "ground chuck" alright?
10.50 an hour? For a butcher position, or meat clerk? Meat cutters at Stop & Shop make like 20 an hour. You've got to do an apprenticeship to be a cutter though. It's not the most glamorous job in the world but it's good honest work. Hope it works out for you.
[Sep 5,2008 10:42am - Martins ""]
I don't have one; need one.
[Sep 5,2008 10:44am - Yeti ""]
its work.
[Sep 5,2008 10:45am - Mess ""]
thanks dude.
all he said was i'll be cutting meat. haha. i asked for 13 but he could only give me 10.50 i've never butcher'd before but i've worked in the kitchen before cutting with knives. they can only give me up to 30 hours also. shitty. i'll probably get a second job too. it sucks knowing i was making 20 bucks an hour just months ago. this is why it's taking me so long to find a job. no one will budge. 10 bucks is the going rate.
[Sep 5,2008 12:03pm - ernie ""]
most people who get tattoos are retarded and i have to be totaly fake to get along and its very draining and annoying.
[Sep 5,2008 12:04pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
STOP FUCKING CALLING.
[Sep 5,2008 12:15pm - Cap‘n America ""]
I can't complain, cause I don't work.
[Sep 5,2008 12:20pm - ellesarusrex ""]
i deal rich snobby soccer moms from the south shore with fuzzy hair spending their husbands hard earned money on their wretched attempt to look 20 again.
[Sep 5,2008 12:39pm - Yeti ""]
that irritates me so much. i work with this pickled alcoholic woman who does anything and everything to be part of the latest trends that her daughter is part of. the hair, clothes, everything.
[Sep 5,2008 12:40pm - Yeti ""]
its like someone gave an over tanned alligator nice clothes and hair.
[Sep 5,2008 12:40pm - ancient master ""]
i am going to Sikkim to start an educational schoolyard farm to feed the school...cant complain!
[Sep 5,2008 12:47pm - Josh_Martin ""]
I've only been here a couple weeks so I don't dread waking up in the morning just yet. But it does suck I can't get fucked up at my desk. Being sober is like the worst fucking feeling in the world.
[Sep 5,2008 12:47pm - Josh_Martin ""]
fuck I thought you fixed this shit rev.
[Sep 5,2008 12:47pm - Josh_Martin ""]
.
[Sep 5,2008 12:50pm - Yeti ""]
Josh_Martin said:Being sober is like the worst fucking feeling in the world.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Sep 5,2008 1:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
ernie said:most people who get tattoos are retarded and i have to be totaly fake to get along and its very draining and annoying.
Was getting a piece down at Renaissance from Kevin one night, and I hear Andrew ranting in the front room: "Another goddamn tribal armband! I'm gonna put up a sign in the front window, 'Tribal armbands are wicked gay!'"
LOL
[Sep 5,2008 1:07pm - Yeti ""]
i had two tattoos done at Renaissance. i think his name was Bob, but i could be mistaken, as it was 10 years ago.
[Sep 5,2008 1:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
dude sick tribal
[Sep 5,2008 2:46pm - scmfck ""]
ellesarusrex said:i deal rich snobby soccer moms from the south shore with fuzzy hair spending their husbands hard earned money on their wretched attempt to look 20 again.
sweet you should start passing out my number to them.
[Sep 5,2008 2:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Soccer mommms GIGGITTY GIGGITTY
[Sep 6,2008 9:39pm - Lamp nli ""]
I don't want to fall off a roof.
[Sep 7,2008 3:31am - DJ DEATH ""]
PAY YOUR BLOODY BILLS YOU DEBTOR LOSERS! HUMAN ROBOTS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING!
[Sep 7,2008 9:19am - y_ddraig_goch ""]
How the fuck was I supposed to know you like your prosciutto paper thin and with sheets separating every fucking slice?
[Sep 7,2008 10:09am - Kadooganaut ""]
I'm gonna pretend I still work at a bakery:
Oh you want a bagel? THERE'RE 30 DIFFERENT KINDS OF FUCKING BAGELS.
[Sep 7,2008 1:25pm - ellesarusrex ""]
i called into work yesterday. it was amazing...
[Sep 7,2008 3:12pm - RichHorror ""]
I don't have one. :(
[Sep 7,2008 4:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
"If you dont come into work tomorrow... then dont bother coming in on Monday"
-"WOOHOO! FOUR DAY WEEKNEND!"
[Sep 7,2008 4:56pm - Mess ""]
i'm still debating on going in tomorrow? i can't get over the fact that i'll be working 8 hours and not even bringing home 100 bucks for it. yeah, i guess it's better than nothing but... fuck.
[Sep 7,2008 7:40pm - y_ddraig_goch ""]
Kadooganaut said:I'm gonna pretend I still work at a bakery:
Oh you want a bagel? THERE'RE 30 DIFFERENT KINDS OF FUCKING BAGELS.
people do that at the deli
"yeah I'll have the turkey breast"
not only do they not tell you what kind they don't tell you how much
[Sep 7,2008 8:33pm - the_reverend ""]
one line?
"at least I have a dental plan since lisa seems to need braces."
[Sep 7,2008 9:09pm - carina on her new lappy ""]
"i wish it were in a different city"
[Sep 7,2008 9:11pm - the_reverend ""]
nice correct grammar
[Sep 7,2008 9:12pm - the_reverend ""]
let me answer for dwyer: a what?
[Sep 8,2008 8:02am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
I'm really sick of working for incompetent assholes who think their job is the epitome of their life.
[Sep 8,2008 8:16am - theaccursedvokillist ""]
spend money to make money
[Sep 8,2008 9:23am - Dankill ""]
I need more customers.
[Sep 8,2008 11:12am - guy ""]
it stinks and i dont like it
linger longerrrr
[Sep 9,2008 3:09am - ctB0rderpatrol ""]
my boss is french and has tribal tattoos
[Sep 9,2008 6:27am - Mess ""]
starting my new job in about an hour and a half. wish i was more enthusiastic about it but whatever.