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[QUOTE="SlypKnawt:801828"] TRADITIONAL VERSION: > > The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building > his house and laying up supplies for the winter. > > The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and > plays the summer away. > > Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no > food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. > > MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! > > > MODERN VERSION > > The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building > his house and laying up supplies for the winter. > > The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and > plays the summer away. > > Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and > demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others > are cold and starving. > CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the > shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable > home with a table filled with food. > > America is stunned by the sharp contrast. > > How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor > grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? > > Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody > cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.' > > Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house > where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome. > Jesse > then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's > sake. > > Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, John Kerry & Harry Reid exclaim in an > interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of > the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant > to make him pay his fair share. > > Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper > Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer! The ant is fined for > failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having > nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by > the government. > > Hillary Clinton gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in > a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a > panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of > single-parent welfare recipients. > > The ant loses the case. > > The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits > of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just > happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he > doesn't > maintain it. > > The ant has disappeared in the snow. > > The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the > house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who > terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood. > > MORAL OF THE STORY: > > Be very careful how you vote in 2008[/QUOTE]
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