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[QUOTE="Conservationist:803157"][b]Stardate 5041, 8:11 PM CST.[/b] I am ready for this to stop. It's as if all the fluid in my body cycles through my colon. Drink a horseload of water, or Dr. Pepper (everyone in Texas drinks DP except the Russian immigrants), and everything is fine for a few hours and then suddenly it's all in my colon. Causing (a) the bacterial festival therein to generate the foulest, sulfuric, fermented, eschatologically paranoid gas in abundance (b) the liquified feces to push on the hard anal plug of dried cheese-derived waste below, eventually creating a champagne cork situation. What follows is immense thirst, after the half-hour cleanup. Then the cycle begins again. I am a man trapped in his own colon. There is no hope.[/QUOTE]
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