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[QUOTE="succubus:53547"] >These are entries to a Washington Post competition - they asked for a >rhyme with a most-romantic first line, but a *least*-romantic second >line. A hoot! > >Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss >But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. >****** >I thought that I could love no other >Until, that is, I met your brother. >****** >Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But >the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and >so is your head. >****** >Of loving beauty you float with grace >If only you could hide your face. >****** >Kind, intelligent, loving and hot >This describes everything you are not. >****** >I want to feel your sweet embrace >But don't take that paper bag off of your face. >****** >I love your smile, your face, and your eyes >Damn, I'm good at telling lies! >****** >My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: >Marrying you screwed up my life. >****** >I see your face when I am dreaming. >That's why I always wake up screaming. >****** >My love, you take my breath away. >What have you stepped in to smell this way? >****** >My feelings for you no words can tell >Except for maybe "Go To Hell". >****** >What inspired this amorous rhyme? >Two parts vodka, one part lime. > [/QUOTE]
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