What best friends talk about[views:2007][posts:17]____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:31pm - Dave_Maggot ""] TheMetalOfMaggot: when do you get a signature model guitar? meamogre: when you suck my balls TheMetalOfMaggot: hmmmm TheMetalOfMaggot: if that was the criteria for a guitarist to get their own guitar TheMetalOfMaggot: to have their singer suck their balls meamogre: yup TheMetalOfMaggot: that guitar better make the singer play awesome too meamogre: metal would be so gay meamogre: haha i hear ya TheMetalOfMaggot: haha TheMetalOfMaggot: it pretty much already is meamogre: werd TheMetalOfMaggot: its not exactly a bad thing TheMetalOfMaggot: ;) meamogre: wow meamogre: i am so hungry for your dick TheMetalOfMaggot: i wanna feel the carress of those sweet lips meamogre: i want to force an eggplant into your mouth with my bare feet TheMetalOfMaggot: HAHAHAHA TheMetalOfMaggot: i want you to meamogre: haha sick meamogre: i want you to play the trumpet into my asshole with a mouthful of breadcrusts TheMetalOfMaggot: i'm already there meamogre: i want you to break a concrete block with your half erect penis over my chest while i sing the national anthem to a room full of half-wits TheMetalOfMaggot: i've been training to meamogre: good, i'm glad to see you're on top of your game post by FleshFries at Jul 2,2008 8:23pm Hahaha, win. post by Dave_Maggot at Jul 2,2008 8:25pm i tried putting a title on this, but i think i messaged someone |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:33pm - Dave_Maggot ""] internet confuse dave maggot |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dave is a champion at failing at the internet. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i deserve a trophy for it |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You deserve an eggplant shoved into your mouth with my bare feet like we already discussed, you greedy shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:39pm - Dave_Maggot ""] that sounds like the best thing since sliced bread |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:44pm - ellesarusrex ""] eggplant parm. i will bake that shit for you this week my love. o havent forgotten |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 8:45pm - Dave_Maggot ""] yum yum yum yum! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 9:20pm - the_reverend ""] lifetime network anyone? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 9:33pm - ellesarusrex ""] lol.. we are the fucking afterschool special. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 9:48pm - Dave_Maggot ""] let's film an all rttp remake of the breakfast club |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:32pm - the_reverend ""] ok, but who here would smoke the weed? |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 10:55pm - Dave_Maggot ""] not me. i'd be out of commission for the duration of the film. i'll just drink a lot. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 11:34pm - deadlikemurf ""] You guys should take this section: meamogre: i want to force an eggplant into your mouth with my bare feet TheMetalOfMaggot: HAHAHAHA TheMetalOfMaggot: i want you to meamogre: haha sick meamogre: i want you to play the trumpet into my asshole with a mouthful of breadcrusts TheMetalOfMaggot: i'm already there meamogre: i want you to break a concrete block with your half erect penis over my chest while i sing the national anthem to a room full of half-wits and record it live as a intro to a song ala wu-tang clan "method man" off 36 chambers... |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 11:46pm - the_reverend ""] ejaculation |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 2,2008 11:56pm - Dave_Maggot ""] we're totally gonna do little skits in between tracks on the composted full length. just like rap cds. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 3,2008 12:00am - the_reverend ""] im downdiggity |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 3,2008 12:10am - ellesarusrex ""] Dave_Maggot said:not me. i'd be out of commission for the duration of the film. i'll just drink a lot. 3 hour coma in traffic. |