Freeballin It: Your Opinions[views:7336][posts:57]__________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:51pm - archaeon ""] This shit is so overrated, my bass player kept on telling me how awesome freeballing is and I decided to give it a try today. Don't do that. I can see this working if you were wearing basketball shorts but with any other type of lower body wear it's pointless. Excuse me why I get some support for my balls. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:53pm - brad weymouth ""] cock balls |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:53pm - thuringwethil ""] William Murderface seemed to enjoy it in 'Metalocalypse' he "made peace with a certain gentleman resting on two dufflebags," LOL |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:55pm - Joshtruction ""] I do it when it's laundry day |
| _____________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:55pm - mOe ""] I keep my freeballing to around the house and the weekends. I'd never freeball at work or something formal. But yes, it IS awesome. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:57pm - largefreakatzero ""] Freeballing in gym shorts or other soft material is one thing, but with regular pants or shorts, FUCK THAT. I like my junk UN-chaffed, thank you very much. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 4:57pm - sxealex ""] i keep my balls in a mouse trap at all times |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:09pm - dertoxia ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Every day in every way. It's a lifestyle. MY WANG SHALL NOT BE RESTRAINED. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:48pm - DomesticTerror ""] fuck that. my nuts are already resembling a pendulum or really shitty balloon animals. if they get any lower, i'm just gonna stick em up my ass for safety. whitey tighties all the way. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 5:55pm - archaeon ""] I'm interested in trying whitey tighties again. haven't worn them shits in like 10 years. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 6:31pm - DrewBlood ""] boxer briefs FTW i might look like a wyld homo when i wear them, but god damn they are comfortable. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 7:47pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Wear the tighties on the job, if you move around or lift things. Let the boys hang on the weekends. Regular boxers or boxer briefs. Regular briefs are underrated, they'll gave you a bounce in your step. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:25pm - ellesarusrex ""] i had this conversation the other night bc my friend marks dick kept sticking to his sweaty leg.. i think theres a time and a place for it.. not like i can "free ball" but sometimes its liberating to know your no no is just one fabric deep. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:31pm - DomesticTerror ""] baby powder on the ol' eggbag will keep the leg sticking away. plus your balls will smell like babies. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:34pm - the_reverend ""] both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck. boxers are as close to freeballin' it as I go. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:45pm - ellesarusrex ""] i dont think on a day when its nearly 100 degrees anybody that puts a little powder on their balls will remain smelling like a baby. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:49pm - plaguecalledman ""] Free ballin, free ballin and I'm free ballin FREE BALLIN and I'm free |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:53pm - Joshtruction ""] I want to try a pair of whitey tighties out. I have not wore them things since I was like 9. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 8:59pm - Miss Meggly ""] the_reverend said:both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck. just a ladies perspective, but... tightie whities should not be worn after the age of 10... maybe not even that long. or ever. but boxer briefs can be hot as long as you're not super skinny like a 10 year old boy... and they have to be black. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:01pm - ellesarusrex ""] i agree that tightie whities are mostly a turn off. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:04pm - Joshtruction ""] what about speedo's? I think they are wrong unless you have a gold chain tangled in your burly chest hair and a rediculous accent. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:07pm - ellesarusrex ""] if you have a gold chain you fail automatically.. but gold teeth.. now we're talking |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:08pm - Miss Meggly ""] don't forget an orange tan |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:09pm - the_reverend ""] if I put powder on my crotch on a hot day, I would get powder cakes in my crevasses. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:32pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck. boxers are as close to freeballin' it as I go. but you stil lwear what i like and that's all that matters FIN |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:36pm - Joshtruction ""] Miss%20Meggly said:don't forget an orange tan yes that is key for grape smugglers |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 9:54pm - ViolenceIsKey ""] free balling is the shit. SO much more freedom. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:10pm - DomesticTerror ""] i misspoke about the whitey tighties. they are actually boxer briefs, but i am super skinny like a 10 yr old...so i guess i'm saying i'm fucked. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 10:21pm - DomesticTerror ""] ellesarusrex said:i dont think on a day when its nearly 100 degrees anybody that puts a little powder on their balls will remain smelling like a baby. true. i meant in general dick sticking situations. in 100 degree weather i powder my junk like a kabuki girl and stay in the a/c. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2008 11:10pm - Grizloch ""] free ballin is the ONLY way to go, if I was less of a scumbag and owned pants that didnt have small rips on the top corner of the rear pockets I would always liberate my fellas |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 7:37am - corpus_colostomy ""] free ballin is a last resort for me. i would rather flip dirty under wear inside out and wear em. i just aint into smugglin grapes unless im hiking.. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 8:51am - largefreakatzero ""] Hanes boxers -- the stretchy kind (not boxer briefs) FTW. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 10:36am - Yeti ""] yeah free balling isn't something i enjoy. i'd rather my drawers smell like farts and balls instead of my pants. that way i can change my drawers and not worry about my pants for like 3 months. it also puts my johnson way too close to the zipper. you get buzzcock and you're fucked. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 11:59am - quintessence ""] I dont enjoy the feeling of the inside of a metal zipper near my junk so no thanks. Never got the fanatical appeal of this... |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:37pm - dreadkill ""] i wear nuthuggers. i don't like my nether-niggas floppin around all day. that's uncomfortable. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:38pm - W3 nli ""] i havent worn underwear since 94 y'all need to get with the times |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:38pm - corpus@work ""] so true, my balls hang stupidly low..chaffe-idge is never cool. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 1:58pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] succubus said: the_reverend said:both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck. boxers are as close to freeballin' it as I go. but you stil lwear what i like and that's all that matters FIN :whipper: |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 3:17pm - Yeti ""] the_reverend said:both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck. boxers are as close to freeballin' it as I go. agreed 100%. i need freedom, but not too much. i don't like my balls to be confined. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 3:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] G-string for the win |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2008 3:22pm - Yeti ""] that is so gross on so many levels. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 17,2008 3:31pm - mOe ""] All i know is I hate adjusting but the pants i wear only warrant boxer briefs. I tend not to wear my jeans too loose. Not like girl jeans or nothin', but form fitting jeans. So boxers are usually out of the question. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 3:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] bwahahaha! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:38pm - ellesarusrex ""] http://www.rainshow.net/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/jbs_secretary.jpg |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:40pm - corpus_colostomy ""] if ever there was a time to sniff the copy machine post haste! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:44pm - ellesarusrex ""] corpus_colostomy said:if ever there was a time to sniff the copy machine post haste! arent you looking for a secretary? lol |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 4:50pm - corpus_colostomy ""] you know the deal sweet cheeks... |
| __________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 6:00pm - Grizloch ""] if freeballin is uncomfortable you need to reevaluate your pants situation boxers are the only acceptable male undergarment... ya buncha fruits... |
| _________________________________ [Jun 17,2008 7:47pm - anthny ""] Everyone's talking about comfort.. which is important yes, but I think the bigger issue with going commando is: who wants their bare gross ass and nether parts rubbing all over their pants or shorts??? That shits disgusting. In the summer? Are you kidding me? That's why you change your boxers everyday and wash them after one use, whereas you can wear pants for weeks without washing. Unless of course you insist on having your bare asshole rubbing all over them like a disgusting inbred overalls-sporting slackjaw.. fuckin savages |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 18,2008 12:43am - DestroyYouAlot ""] My ass and balls have a succulent fragrance, like a fine wine or cheese. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2008 10:37am - Yeti ""] hahahahahaha yeah i don't care to wash my pants often, so no farts and balls for them. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 19,2008 8:36pm - Joey1234569870 ""] wt kick ass |
| __________________________________ [Jul 19,2008 8:41pm - archaeon ""] quality thread |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 20,2008 12:12am - monster_island ""] shit i enjoy freeballing with a thong on backwards |
| __________________________________ [Jul 20,2008 12:17am - Martins ""] My balls are always free. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 20,2008 3:47am - josh_hates_you ""] i freeball while wearing paper thin dress pants to the strip club for a lappie. thats about it. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 20,2008 9:15am - Conservationist ""] Underwear is oppression. If you clean your groin with Simple Green(tm), it won't stink like a Belgian cheese. Your stinky ass is another story. If you use a Macintosh, it's probably advertising. |