The official nascar redneck thread: pics[views:5465][posts:15]___________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 12:06pm - powerkok ""] [img] [img] 'Nobody puts Dale in a corner. NOBODY!!' 'Get my Dale pump shotty, Bobbie-Jo!!!' |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 12:07pm - powerkok ""] err sorry Remmy 700. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 15,2008 1:38pm - CNV ""] Boy, me and Dale Jr want your god damn fox traps off mah property... |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 2:17pm - dreadkill ""] i wish i could find the pic of the redneck broad with poorly rendered jeff gordon cars tattooed across her fat back. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 2:22pm - goatcatalyst ""] it will be nothing short of an injustice if these are not for sale at the walmarts |
| _____________________________ [Jun 15,2008 2:28pm - ZJD ""] Somehow this is the most extreme representation of "redneck culture" I think I've ever seen on the internet. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 2:34pm - goatcatalyst ""] i wouldn't say "most extreme"... most logical, perhaps. it's kind of like "shit, i wish i came up with that... i'd be a fortunaire" |
| _____________________________ [Jun 15,2008 2:35pm - ZJD ""] I definitely mean most extreme. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 3:03pm - powerkok ""] HAH! I was just informed by a true redneck named no-teef-pete, that this gun stock will actually be a collectors item someday, due to 'JR' changing his number to 88. I say 88? hmmm strange choice, for a white nascar redneck, but....ok. Fucking cars in big ovals has people by the wallet!! Crazy. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 3:05pm - goatcatalyst ""] ... paging NIGGER |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 3:05pm - powerkok ""] [img] Im also being told, that this vehicle also doubles as a 'burr cart', for avid camo hat at work, donners. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 7:15pm - NIGGER ""] powerkok said:I was just informed by a true redneck named no-teef-pete, that this gun stock will actually be a collectors item someday, due to 'JR' changing his number to 88. THE WHITE MAN ATTEMPTS TO RESUSCITATE HIS LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE HOWEVER, WHAT HE DOES NOT KNOW IS THAT DRIVING A MINIVAN AND WATCHING HOME IMPROVEMENT LOWERS SPERM COUNT TO THE POINT WHERE WHITE MEN ARE NOW WOMEN THIS EXPLAINS EMO BLACK POWER! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 7:16pm - RichHorror ""] That's pretty genius. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 8:34pm - powerkok ""] No Teef Pete does not need any working sperm, believe me. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 8:59pm - powerkok ""] [img] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 15,2008 9:00pm - RichHorror ""] They must have an accompanying gun rack. |