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I feel like I have to pee

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[May 18,2008 4:44pm - archaeon ""]
but can't

I'm gonna go try again
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[May 18,2008 4:45pm - thuringwethil ""]
drain the lizard!
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[May 18,2008 4:49pm - W3 nli  ""]
youre not Brad
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[May 18,2008 5:25pm - hungtableed  ""]
unplug your dick hole.
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[May 18,2008 5:29pm - archaeon ""]
!

genius
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[May 18,2008 5:59pm - y_ddraig_goch ""]
maybe a uti

I had that problem, is the feeling in your dick or bladder? it kind of feels like you are leaking, but you aint, and you can piss
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[May 18,2008 6:00pm - the_reverend ""]
maybe you need to get raped?
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[May 18,2008 6:03pm - Martins ""]
Kidney stones all up in your urethra.
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[May 18,2008 6:42pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Rub one out and then go pee.
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[May 18,2008 6:43pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
just imagine youre at the stall and everyone is rooting for you to go.
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[May 18,2008 6:45pm - the_reverend ""]
everyone poops.
yeah rape!
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[May 18,2008 6:47pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
or you can be at the urinal. or in the woods, or on the predator planet. whichever you prefer
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[May 18,2008 6:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Untuck your penis?
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[May 18,2008 6:52pm - the_reverend ""]
you probably packed way too much sand in you vagina
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[May 18,2008 8:14pm - brad weymouth  ""]

W3%20nli said:youre not Brad


guh? what's that mean?
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[May 18,2008 8:39pm - W3 nli  ""]
doooooood you went on a tear for like two three months posting how you took a shit or just farted.
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[May 18,2008 8:50pm - brad weymouth  ""]

W3%20nli said:doooooood you went on a tear for like two three months posting how you took a shit or just farted.


yeah. that's cuz im a man:NEWHORNS:
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[May 18,2008 8:53pm - W3 nli  ""]
well yeah thats my reasons for telling him hes not you for posting about bodily functions.

thats your department
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[May 18,2008 9:26pm - Girl to girl  ""]

archaeon said:but can't

I'm gonna go try again



Sweetie, don't be afraid. Often when you have your first orgasm you are going to feel like you have to pee. Work through it and you're in for a BIG surprise.
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[May 19,2008 6:47am - anonymous  ""]

bennyhillifier
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[May 19,2008 8:55am - quintessence ""]

Girl%20to%20girl said:
archaeon said:but can't

I'm gonna go try again



Sweetie, don't be afraid. Often when you have your first orgasm you are going to feel like you have to pee. Work through it and you're in for a BIG surprise.




hahahah, This is the first response I thought of. You beat me to it.

"just let it go hun..."
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[May 19,2008 11:42am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i have diahrea if it makes you feel any better. thank you new taco bell. 30 more people on staff apparently means 30x more bacteria in my tacos.
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[May 19,2008 11:49am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Maybe your dick is on vacation.
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[May 19,2008 12:01pm - corpus_colostomy ""]
BPH nigga!
Shits swol up like a godamn honey dew!
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[May 19,2008 12:08pm - RichHorror ""]
I knew a guy who had his name legally changed to BPH!

Yes, with the exclamation point.
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[May 19,2008 12:20pm - DYA is NLI  ""]

quintessence said:
Girl%20to%20girl said:
archaeon said:but can't

I'm gonna go try again



Sweetie, don't be afraid. Often when you have your first orgasm you are going to feel like you have to pee. Work through it and you're in for a BIG surprise.




hahahah, This is the first response I thought of. You beat me to it.

"just let it go hun..."



Just keep some spare sheets handy, and let it ride. LULZ


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