Coca-Cola Blak? You can't be serious. [repost][views:3991][posts:20]________________________________________ [May 15,2008 8:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/173636886.html Coca-Cola Blak? You can't be serious. Date: 2006-06-20, 6:04PM EDT So, I found this shit while doing a soda run for a friend. I used to have this nasty habit of buying weird drinks, just to see what they taste like. But that all changed when Pepsi Blue beat the shit out of my taste buds. I've been pretty wary about drinks since then, especially when we got shit like Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper and Stick Covered in Shit XTREME BLEND Mocha Lattes. But it wasn't my money, and I was thirsty as fuck, so I caved in and picked up this Coca-Cola Blak shit. The label had that catchy artfag "Buy me now and you'll be fucking goth bitches tonight!" quality to it. Like it's too good for you, that you're a better person for having it nearby, because it distracts people from your many shortcomings. It stares right through your fucking soul with that little 0 thing in the center, and laughs at your tiny penis. It sends out MySpace event invitations to all it's friends except for you. Fuck, you're not even in it's Top 8. Screech is in it's Top 8, Rick James is in it's top 8, and even Pepsi is in there just for the irony. It wants to remind you that you suck, and that you need to get a haircut. And just so you don't have any doubts that it's worth more than you, the bottle is made of glass. It's delicate, yet classy. I fucking hate you already, Coca-Cola Blak. The cap is black too, the guys in marketing must have been fucking each other in the ass over this masterpiece. It makes fun of you even as you try to open it, since the cap on this particular bottle was on way too fucking tight. I could hear it blogging away from the depths of it's glassy bowel, pounding away on it's MacBook while flipping through a thesaurus for words similar to "pathetic." Fuck you, Blak. I paid for you, I brought you back to my pad, and now you're going to let me violate you and take pictures. Ever smell something that was so familiar, so strong in a particular scent that it brings back memories? Happy, fun little memories about your childhood? Memories about things you've done with your lover under the cover of an umbrella in Europe? I have no such memories for Coffee. I fucking hate it. I should've known by the label that I was buying into some seriously disgusting shit. Since when did "Fusion" become the new word for "THERE IS COFFEE IN ME, NOT THE DELICIOUS ICE CREAM KIND EITHER?" And when did it become a viable excuse to sell shit in 8oz bottles for almost double the price? You're not winning any points here, Blak. You're being a real shithead, and I'm growing tired of you already. See my eyebrow? It's actually trying to escape from my head and get as far the fuck away from this overpriced pisswater as possible. At first, the taste isn't so bad, but then you remember that it's supposed to be Coffee flavored. Bile should never be mixed with Coffee, it's like pouring salt in someone's asshole. Having put something so foul into my mouth, I quickly administered the Homer Simpson test and made sure that I had not infact gone blind. If I wasn't able to type without looking at the keyboard, I'd be concerned at this point. My vision remained, but I fear that I may have to put my taste buds down. shit guys i lied about my vision things are going blak lol god this shit is so fuc n_________________________________________n ITT WE ARE ALL NINJAS [56K PLAYS KID NIKI] -You have scored 0 out of a possible 177 points- -You have died- -Please choose (R)estore, R(e)start, or (Q)uit- ~justin. * this is in or around Ughsville * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 173636886 |
| __________________________________________ [May 15,2008 8:47pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] magnificent |
| ______________________________________ [May 15,2008 11:38pm - i_am_not_me ""] Awesome. Especially the mention of Kid Niki. |
| ________________________________ [May 16,2008 10:54am - eddie ""] i liked it |
| _________________________________ [May 16,2008 11:00am - xmikex ""] I liked Coke Blak. ftw. |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2008 11:11am - C.DEaD ""] eddie said:i liked it Right on, I loved this shit. It tasted like coffee and coke mixed. |
| _________________________________ [May 16,2008 11:11am - xmikex ""] Coke Blak got me through the GREs |
| _____________________________________ [May 16,2008 11:12am - DYA / NLI ""] I'm gonna homebrew some Mountain Dew Black. Should be yummy. |
| _______________________________________ [May 16,2008 12:14pm - SkinSandwich ""] This shit was fucking nasty. I got one for free. Now I know I was set up. |
| _________________________________ [May 16,2008 12:45pm - xmikex ""] Grapefruit Juice Blak Mr. Pibb Blak Clamato Blak Sam's Club Yellow Indeterminate Flavor Carbonated Beverage Blak |
| ____________________________________ [May 16,2008 1:14pm - DYA / NLI ""] V8 Blak |
| ________________________________ [May 16,2008 1:35pm - xmikex ""] Faygo Blak |
| _________________________________________ [May 16,2008 1:44pm - SacreligionNLI ""] xmikex said: Sam's Club Yellow Indeterminate Flavor Carbonated Beverage Blak is that similar to krusty's partially gelatinated gum-based beverages? |
| _________________________________________ [May 16,2008 1:45pm - SacreligionNLI ""] xmikex said:Faygo Blak i'm pretty sure faygo actually makes a coffee flavored soda. |
| ________________________________ [May 16,2008 1:46pm - xmikex ""] Yes to both. But faygo is disgusting. |
| _________________________________________ [May 16,2008 1:53pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i've had a couple that weren't awful. they do make some weird shit i wouldn't even bother with. |
| _________________________________________ [May 16,2008 1:59pm - SacreligionNLI ""] Faygo 60/40 (60% grapefruit, 40% lime) Dr. Faygo (Dr Pepper type) Faygo Black Cherry Faygo Black Cherry and Raspberry Faygo Brau (ginger beer-flavored) Faygo Candy Apple (discontinued) (recontinued later) Faygo Centennial Soda (Blueberry cream) Faygo City Soda Faygo Club Soda Faygo Coconut Cream Pie Faygo Cola* Faygo Cherry Cola Faygo Cream Soda Faygo Diet Chocolate Cream Pie Faygo Diet Frosh Faygo Diet Raspberry Creme Faygo Fruit Punch Faygo Ginger Ale* Faygo Grape* Faygo Jazzin' Blues Berry Faygo Key Lime Pie* Faygo Kiwi Strawberry (non-carbonated) Faygo Moon Mist* Faygo Moon Mist Red* Faygo Moon Mist Blue* Faygo Morning Mist Faygo Orange* Faygo Orange Chug Faygo Peach* Faygo Pineapple Faygo Pineapple Orange* (This flavor had a difficult premiere in 1961 or 1962, when unsterilized pineapple juice sourced by Dole fermented in the product and caused bottles to explode on the shelves [1].) Faygo Raspberry Blueberry* Faygo Red Cherry Faygo Fine Rhubarb Pie (Winning Flavor of the 2007 "Design a Flavor" contest sponsored in Adrian, Lenawee County, Michigan) Strawberry-flavored soda that gained a unique name, simply "Red Pop" which employs the term "pop"- a term for "soft drinks" in Canada and much of the Midwestern United States see Soft drink naming conventionsFaygo Red Pop* Faygo Red Pop w/ Lemon Faygo Rock & Rye* Faygo Root Beer* Faygo Sensation Faygo Strawberry* Faygo Tonic Water* Faygo Twist* (lemon-lime) Faygo Vanilla Creme Soda * also available in diet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [edit] Discontinued Faygo Arctic Sun Faygo Cherry Festival Faygo Brau (a nonalcoholic ginger beer made in the 1960s that looked and poured like real beer) [2] Chateaux Faygeaux (a wine-flavored pop made in the 1970s) [3] [edit] St. Nick's Faygo (Sold around Christmas in association with St. Jude's Hospital) Faygo (St. Nick's) Red Grape Faygo (St. Nick's) Orange creme Faygo (St. Nick's) Candy can cola Faygo (St. Nick's) Holiday Punch Faygo (St. Nick's) Cranberry Smash [edit] Ohana Kiwi Strawberry Lemon Iced Tea Lemonade Raspberry Lemonade Pom Pom Lemonade Punch Lemon Punch Very Berry [edit] Rip It Power Citrus X A'Tomic Pom Lime Wrecker Gin-Zing-r Chic Energy Sting-er Mo jeebus |
| __________________________________ [May 16,2008 2:53pm - DYA NLI ""] SacreligionNLI said:Faygo 60/40 (60% grapefruit, 40% lime) Dr. Faygo (Dr Pepper type) Faygo Black Cherry Faygo Black Cherry and Raspberry Faygo Brau (ginger beer-flavored) Faygo Candy Apple (discontinued) (recontinued later) Faygo Centennial Soda (Blueberry cream) Faygo City Soda Faygo Club Soda Faygo Coconut Cream Pie Faygo Cola* Faygo Cherry Cola Faygo Cream Soda Faygo Diet Chocolate Cream Pie Faygo Diet Frosh Faygo Diet Raspberry Creme Faygo Fruit Punch Faygo Ginger Ale* Faygo Grape* Faygo Jazzin' Blues Berry Faygo Key Lime Pie* Faygo Kiwi Strawberry (non-carbonated) Faygo Moon Mist* Faygo Moon Mist Red* Faygo Moon Mist Blue* Faygo Morning Mist Faygo Orange* Faygo Orange Chug Faygo Peach* Faygo Pineapple Faygo Pineapple Orange* (This flavor had a difficult premiere in 1961 or 1962, when unsterilized pineapple juice sourced by Dole fermented in the product and caused bottles to explode on the shelves [1].) Faygo Raspberry Blueberry* Faygo Red Cherry Faygo Fine Rhubarb Pie (Winning Flavor of the 2007 "Design a Flavor" contest sponsored in Adrian, Lenawee County, Michigan) Strawberry-flavored soda that gained a unique name, simply "Red Pop" which employs the term "pop"- a term for "soft drinks" in Canada and much of the Midwestern United States see Soft drink naming conventionsFaygo Red Pop* Faygo Red Pop w/ Lemon Faygo Rock & Rye* Faygo Root Beer* Faygo Sensation Faygo Strawberry* Faygo Tonic Water* Faygo Twist* (lemon-lime) Faygo Vanilla Creme Soda * also available in diet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [edit] Discontinued Faygo Arctic Sun Faygo Cherry Festival Faygo Brau (a nonalcoholic ginger beer made in the 1960s that looked and poured like real beer) [2] Chateaux Faygeaux (a wine-flavored pop made in the 1970s) [3] [edit] St. Nick's Faygo (Sold around Christmas in association with St. Jude's Hospital) Faygo (St. Nick's) Red Grape Faygo (St. Nick's) Orange creme Faygo (St. Nick's) Candy can cola Faygo (St. Nick's) Holiday Punch Faygo (St. Nick's) Cranberry Smash [edit] Ohana Kiwi Strawberry Lemon Iced Tea Lemonade Raspberry Lemonade Pom Pom Lemonade Punch Lemon Punch Very Berry [edit] Rip It Power Citrus X A'Tomic Pom Lime Wrecker Gin-Zing-r Chic Energy Sting-er Mo jeebus [/OUTED AS A JUGGALO] |
| _________________________________________ [May 16,2008 3:10pm - SacreligionNLI ""] hey man i just copied that from wikipedia...i ain't into that shit. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 16,2008 6:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] coke = white. |
| ______________________________________ [May 16,2008 10:02pm - unholy_dave ""] i once believed that there would never be a more disgusting beverage than coffee flavored fucking soda. then i stumbled across this vile concoction: [img] |