a couple vs a few[views:2209][posts:14]__________________________________ [May 15,2008 6:00pm - archaeon ""] A couple is two, a few is three. At work, a customer will ask for a few of x. So I give them three, then they tell me they asked for two. FUCK YOU. |
| ______________________________ [May 15,2008 6:02pm - blue ""] yeah, if you dont know that a couple means two then you should.....i dont know. |
| __________________________________ [May 15,2008 6:08pm - powerkok ""] probably kill yourself, is the correct ending to that sentence. We would have also accepted, choke on dicks. choke on dicks. |
| ________________________________________ [May 15,2008 6:08pm - josh_hates_you ""] a couple of drinks at the titty bar leads to a few to many. |
| ________________________________________ [May 15,2008 7:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] And a couple titties at said bar is good times, but a few titties and you best be on Mars. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 15,2008 8:40pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] i deal with this problem everyday when i sell scratch tickets, to avoid it i just ask them "how many?" until they stop saying 'a few' and say a number...i love fucking with people at work |
| ______________________________________________ [May 16,2008 12:09am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Who the fuck doesn't use real numbers? It's 2000 and more than a few for fuck's sake! Next time I order food at a restaurant I'm going to ask for a handful of something with a dollup of this and a smidgeon of that. Fuck. |
| _______________________________________ [May 16,2008 12:11am - ArrowHeadNLI ""] archaeon said:A couple is two, a few is three. Accept some of the blame yourself, because a few does NOT mean three. |
| _______________________________ [May 16,2008 10:38am - Yeti ""] a few is more than 2 though, and less than 5. 5 or more and its a bunch. |
| __________________________________ [May 17,2008 8:15pm - archaeon ""] ArrowHeadNLI said: archaeon said:A couple is two, a few is three. Accept some of the blame yourself, because a few does NOT mean three. True true, But i feel in my case (bagels), once it's > 3 people use the real numbers. Bagels are only good for sex. |
| _______________________________________ [May 17,2008 11:00pm - urinal turd ""] i hate when people pick somthing up and ask if you have any more of these and you say yes and then they say i'l take 2. do you want 2 total or 2 more making 3 total. drives me nuts. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 1,2008 5:15pm - archaeon ""] Fucking someone asked for a couple muffins at work today and the dude waiting on him asked "how many?" and the dude said three. FUCK MAH LIFE |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 1,2008 6:10pm - Conservationist ""] archaeon said:At work, a customer will ask for a few of x. So I give them three, then they tell me they asked for two. People love to give vague instructions. It makes them feel powerful. "I dunno, whatever it takes!" |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 1,2008 6:11pm - RichHorror ""] There must be 57 tits up there. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 1,2008 6:13pm - brian_dc ""] perhaps "uh, two" was misheard as "a few" |