It's Official...Man Is Obsolete[views:5489][posts:24]_____________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 2:44am - Sacreligion ""] [img] "A male orangutan, clinging precariously to overhanging branches, flails the water with a pole, trying desperately to spear a passing fish. It is the first time one has been seen using a tool to hunt. The extraordinary image, a world exclusive, was taken in Borneo on the island of Kaja, where apes are rehabilitated into the wild after being rescued from zoos, private homes or even butchers' shops." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti..._id=562236&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490 |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 3:06am - the_reverend ""] about fucking time. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 3:11am - Sacreligion ""] oh how the orangutans will speak of us humans. an atlantean myth, we will be. they will relish in the ancient tales of the most powerful wizard on earth, harry potter. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 8:08am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Figured this thread was gonna be about vibrators. Sacreligion said:oh how the orangutans will speak of us humans. an atlantean myth, we will be. they will relish in the ancient tales of the most powerful wizard on earth, harry potter. Fucking LOL. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 10:55am - Sacreligion ""] hahaha...i wasn't sure if they'd think we worshipped the harry potter books or the gospel according to tolkien |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 11:04am - dreadkill ""] Sacreligion said: The extraordinary image, a world exclusive, was taken in Borneo on the island of Kaja, where apes are rehabilitated into the wild after being rescued from zoos, private homes or even butchers' shops." sad to hear that a creature like that could be found in a butcher shop. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 11:15am - Kadooganahasapeemapetilon ""] Sacreligion said:oh how the orangutans will speak of us humans. an atlantean myth, we will be. they will relish in the ancient tales of the most powerful wizard on earth, harry potter. Sadly enough, probably true. Dolphins, too. Here's my half-assed theory that I still believe, kind of: H |
| _____________________________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 11:17am - Kadooganahasapeemapetilon ""] what the fuck, internet... Anyway, humans evolved from apes. We already got that part. What about the dolphins? I'm of the belief that some sort of human-esque creature lives under the oceans and they evolved from dolphins. I'd explain more if I wasn't half asleep. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 12:33pm - SacreligionNLI ""] [img] ???? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 12:39pm - dreadkill ""] under the sea is a bitchin song. that singing crab rules. i wish i'd find him in my crotch one of these days. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 12:41pm - ariavette ""] Sacreligion said:[img] "A male orangutan, clinging precariously to overhanging branches, flails the water with a pole, trying desperately to spear a passing fish. It is the first time one has been seen using a tool to hunt. The extraordinary image, a world exclusive, was taken in Borneo on the island of Kaja, where apes are rehabilitated into the wild after being rescued from zoos, private homes or even butchers' shops." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=562236&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490 they have a show of this on discovery or animal planet maybe i forget was pretty interesting though |
| _______________________________ [Apr 29,2008 12:44pm - Yeti ""] Kadooganahasapeemapetilon said:What about the dolphins? I'm of the belief that some sort of human-esque creature lives under the oceans and they evolved from dolphins. I'd explain more if I wasn't half asleep. i agree with that. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 12:45pm - SacreligionNLI ""] ariavette said:they have a show of this on discovery or animal planet maybe i forget was pretty interesting though escape to chimp eden? i haven't seen it yet. seems depressing. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 1:33pm - W3 nli ""] bennyhillifier |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 1:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] damn dirty apes |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 2:01pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I'm sure the story is true but that pic looks really shopped. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 29,2008 2:13pm - unholy_dave ""] Kadooganahasapeemapetilon said: What about the dolphins? I'm of the belief that some sort of human-esque creature lives under the oceans and they evolved from dolphins. I'd explain more if I wasn't half asleep. maybe dolphins evolved from humans... [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 10:32am - Kadooganisms ""] I haven't read enough Vonnegut, just Mother Night. Good read though. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 11:24am - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""] too bad they'll be extinct in 20 years |
| ________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 11:48am - aril ""] there was a crap theory that the Grey aliens evolved from Dolphins. Explains the skin. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 11:52am - Kinslayer ""] tons of species of apes have been known to use tools to hunt like sticks to get bugs out of holes and for other things like rocks to break open fruits and nuts... Nothing new and certainly not suprising but interesting nonetheless I suppose... |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 12:18pm - dreadkill ""] chimps hunt bush babies with sharpened sticks. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 12:24pm - xmikex ""] Let me know when apes can schedule calendar items in Outlook. Until then GTFO Monkey Man. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 12:28pm - Grizloch ""] you show me a picture of a chimp fucking a pornstar, then we can talk about man replacement no seriously.... show me that picture.... |
| __________________________________ [Apr 30,2008 1:20pm - DYA NLI ""] xmikex said:Let me know when apes can schedule calendar items in Outlook. Until then GTFO Monkey Man. Pfft - show me an exec that can do that without 3 calls to the helpdesk and I'll be really impressed. |