(supposed) new Anal Cunt track listing[views:3516][posts:23]_________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 1:06am - tomxnli ""] 01. Buy This CD So I Can Pay My Medical Bills 02. You're Not Crust, You're Just A Dirty Spic 03. Miscarriages Are God's Way of Telling You That You're A Failure 04. Theme From Charles In Charge 05. You Go To A Community College 06. If You Didn't Want To Be Raped, You Shouldn't of Been Born A Woman 07. I Laughed Because Your Son Is In A Wheelchair 08. I Went Back In Time And Voted For George W. Bush 09. You Have A Goatee 10. Cutting In Front of God Forbid In The Welfare Line 11. The Pedophile Wasn't The Biggest Fag In Decrepit Birth 12. Stealing Shawn Whitaker's Coke 13. You're A School Crossing Guard 14. You Read Conspiracy Theories On The Internet Because You Have No Life 15. Even We Have Better Customer Service Than Neurotic Records 16. You Look Like You Get Financial Aid 17. Earth Crisis Are Only Straight Edge Because You Can't Suck Cock And Do Coke At The Same Time 18. I Told You I Put You On The Guest List, But I Lied 19. You Look Pro-Life 20. This CD Installed Spyware On Your Computer 21. I Posted A Video of Me Running Over Your Dog On YouTube 22. You Collect Food Stamps 23. I Edited Your Band's Wikipedia Page To Say That You're All Gay 24. 18-1 25. I Hit Your Wife For You Because You Were Too Much of A Pussy To Put Her In Her Place 26. The Kitchen: Get In It 27. You Look Like You Take Public Transportation 28. I Had Your Grandmother Deported Because You Parked In My Driveway 29. Your Husband Is A Garbage Man 30. I Didn't Accept Your Friend Request On MySpace Because You're A Jew 31. God Hates Fags 32. Mandatory Abortions For Scene Kids 33. Laughing While I Cross Your Picket Line 34. You Have A Xanga 35. You Drive A Bus 36. Anyone Who Votes For Hilary Clinton Is A Faggot 37. I Hacked Your Facebook And Sent Your Nudes To Everyone In Your Class 38. Decapitated Should've Flipped Their Van Before They Recorded Organic Hallucinosis 39. I Put Up The Bail Money For The Guy Who Raped You So That He Could Rape You Again 40. I Hit You Because I Love You 41. You Joined The National Guard, But You Were Sent To Iraq 42. Tipping Off The Authorities About OiNK 43. Impetigo Reunited? Yeah, No One Cared 44. Psychical Therapy To Learn How To Walk Again Is Gay 45. Job For A Talentless Faggot 46. No One Listens To Anal Blast 47. I Jerked Off To Your Baby Pictures 48. Punching The Ugly Cunt From Arch Enemy In The Face Backstage 49. You Watch The View To Reinforce Your Own Stupid Opinions 50. You're Only A Promoter So Your Shitty Band Can Get On Shows 51. Willowtip Is Afraid To Sign Us 52. Picnic of Love Was Sarcastic, I Really Think You're A Worthless Cunt 53. Roseanne Barr 54. I'm Voting For John McCain Because He Doesn't Like Gooks 55. Look Back And Laugh At Sexist Jokes 56. I Was Going To Do An Interview For Lambgoat, But They Tried To Grab My Dick 57. You Look Like You Get Paid Minimum Wage 58. If I Cared About An At The Gates Reunion, I'd Be A Faggot 59. Even Though I Agree With The Majority of Your Political Stances, You're Still A Fucking Nigger 60. I Bought Schindler's List On Blu-Ray So I Could Watch The Jews Be Tortured In High Definition 61. I Came Inside Your Wife 10 Minutes Before You Went Down On Her 62. I Know Your Band Sucks Because You Signed To Ferret 63. You Wear A Youth Medium, Even Though You're A Large 64. Your Girlfriend Listens To Devourment Because She's Fat And Realizes She's Ugly 65. You're Tighter Than Your Daughter 66. Woman Is The Nigger of the World (bonus cover) AWESOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 1:09am - ZenErik ""] "24. 18-1" The only song I want to hear. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 1:17am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] I love AC song titles. Makes my day. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 1:18am - W3 nli ""] 66 songs they must be trying to break 30mins |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 1:21am - lovesthecahk ""] 48. Punching The Ugly Cunt From Arch Enemy In The Face Backstage hahahha |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 1:24am - phillip ""] Im pretty sure that was a April Fools joke from SMN |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 1:25am - anthny ""] I don't think these are the real titles... alot of them sound like stupid dorky shit a bunch of internet forum nerds would have come up with .. unless Seth just spends all his time trolling the internet nowadays. I don't buy it. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 1:48am - SlyATNFAC ""] even if it is fake 10. Cutting In Front of God Forbid In The Welfare Line is pure genius. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 2:04am - W3 nli ""] anthny said:I don't think these are the real titles... alot of them sound like stupid dorky shit a bunch of internet forum nerds would have come up with .. unless Seth just spends all his time trolling the internet nowadays. I don't buy it. i mean its really not that far off from what they normally do so i wouldnt put it past'em...however i remember reading somewhere that they were doing a song about the nasum dood |
| _________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 8:06am - nick327 ""] "24. 18-1" Look, making fun of rape is one thing, but I refuse to have a sense of humor about this one. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 9:48am - DestroyYouAlot ""] W3%20nli said: anthny said:I don't think these are the real titles... alot of them sound like stupid dorky shit a bunch of internet forum nerds would have come up with .. unless Seth just spends all his time trolling the internet nowadays. I don't buy it. i mean its really not that far off from what they normally do so i wouldnt put it past'em...however i remember reading somewhere that they were doing a song about the nasum dood Yeah, too much interweb stuff - I, as well, don't buy it. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 10:16am - thuringwethil ""] "The internet is gay" NOSTALGIA! |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 10:30am - dreadkill ""] i hope the charles in charge them is at least true. |
| ___________________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 10:35am - FuckIsMySignature ""] ATTN: PAM 26. The Kitchen: Get In It |
| __________________________________ [Apr 9,2008 11:24am - rotivore ""] 60. I Bought Schindler's List On Blu-Ray So I Could Watch The Jews Be Tortured In High Definition hahahahahhaha |
| ______________________________ [Apr 9,2008 12:55pm - blue ""] this post was an April fools day joke on SMN news. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 9,2008 1:28pm - Yeti ""] 63. You Wear A Youth Medium, Even Though You're A Large hahahahahaha |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 10,2008 1:30pm - Josh Martin NLI ""] anthny said:I don't think these are the real titles... alot of them sound like stupid dorky shit a bunch of internet forum nerds would have come up with .. unless Seth just spends all his time trolling the internet nowadays. I don't buy it. Bingo. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2008 1:59pm - the_reverend ""] I suggest using #60 |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2008 4:45pm - SkinSandwich ""] 09. You Have A Goatee Say it isn't so! |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2008 5:47pm - paul 2 ""] 07. I Laughed Because Your Son Is In A Wheelchair 16. You Look Like You Get Financial Aid amazing |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2008 6:49pm - elohpoop ""] 58. If I Cared About An At The Gates Reunion, I'd Be A Faggot |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 10,2008 7:19pm - cuntinator ""] 62. I Know Your Band Sucks Because You Signed To Ferret most of these are fuckin terrible though |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2009 2:47am - anonymous ""] Pardon my stupidity but what does 18-1 means? |