LOL Doctors[views:2033][posts:25]__________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 5:47pm - archaeon ""] I was out of class for two days because my throat was fucked but the doctor said I didn't have strep so I should go back today. Got a call from the lab today, I do have it. LOL I infected so many mother fucking people. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 8:07pm - dertoxia ""] that happened to me once. they did the test there in the office and it came back negative so i just went home and drank some orange juice and went about my life like normal, then about 4 days later got a call that the test they sent to the lab was positive. lol silly doctors |
| _______________________________ [Mar 19,2008 8:08pm - Hoser ""] archaeon said:I was out of class for two days because my throat was fucked but the doctor said I didn't have strep so I should go back today. Got a call from the lab today, I do have it. LOL I infected so many mother fucking people. So, they all got a nasty case of strep cock? Poor bastards..... |
| __________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 8:09pm - archaeon ""] "hello, this is the doctor calling, you don't have AIDS" "oh thank god" *4 days later* "hello" "lol jk you totally have t3h AIDZ lol!" |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 8:46pm - dreadkill ""] the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 8:49pm - archaeon ""] thats how the Vietnamese won the war, damn rice had them all constipated. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 8:50pm - archaeon ""] Hoser said: archaeon said:I was out of class for two days because my throat was fucked but the doctor said I didn't have strep so I should go back today. Got a call from the lab today, I do have it. LOL I infected so many mother fucking people. So, they all got a nasty case of strep cock? Poor bastards..... all in a days work i say. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 19,2008 9:35pm - sxealex ""] DO YOU GET THE JOKE!!!!!!!!! IT MEANS YOU WERE GIVING BLOWJOBS AT WORK!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 12:24am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] dreadkill said:the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass. hahaha, for me the farts usually come out first. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 12:25am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] coem to think of it, they come out afterwards too. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 2:35am - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""] I thought this would have involved pictures of doctors in silly poses with bad grammar captions, like lol cats |
| _________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 10:10am - xmikex ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Mar 20,2008 10:32am - Yeti ""] dreadkill said:the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass. however the worst is when you have to let out a huge fart, but there is a wall of shit blocking it and there is no bathroom around. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 20,2008 10:38am - largefreakatzero ""] I almost shit my pants the other day because of that. I luckily barely made it to a gas/convenience store bathroom and totally filled the bowl. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 12:22am - archaeon ""] i ended up getting another virus after i finished my meds for strep, i had a fever i 103.3 saturday night. fuck you immune system, fawk jooooo |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 12:25am - the_reverend ""] "doc, I need to get out of make out class" |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 12:26am - dreadkill ""] Yeti said: dreadkill said:the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass. however the worst is when you have to let out a huge fart, but there is a wall of shit blocking it and there is no bathroom around. hahahaha, that is truly the worst. i hate that. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 12:28am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] dreadkill said:the best is when you have to take a shit and there's farts behind it and the farts propel the shit out of your ass. kinda like your ass is a rocket. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 12:40am - dreadkill ""] robert goddard invented my ass. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 8:52am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] grant I hope you're well enough to make out with me friday. lol wut? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 9:10am - archaeon ""] I though i was gonna be better yesterday cus i was pretty normal for most of the day just tired but at like 8 i burst into fever flame. t3h aidz wuz ragin yo. I hope im better today, I've missed 4 days of school this term so now i have to fill out all the faggot paperwork fawkkkk. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 9:12am - corpus_colostomy ""] al jarvic IS REAL! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 11:09am - archaeon ""] aids i has it |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 11:34am - Goatcatalyst ""] when u make a fart propelled poop name it rudy sarzo |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 9:53pm - archaeon ""] apparently one of the side effects of this virus is the permanent taste of burnt bagel in your mouth, despite of what you eat. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 31,2008 10:48pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/431937 this is what this thread was asking for.... |