Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries[views:1699][posts:11]_______________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:22am - the_reverend ""] http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_updat...arrested_in_rooftop_burglaries.html they are accused of stealing your heart... or don't 51% of all gay pornos start like this? |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:26am - DestroyYouAlot ""] GAY BLACK MENS ARE GONNA COME INTO YOUR HOUSE THRU UR ROOF OH NOES!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:28am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Officers conducting surveillance work at an apartment complex spotted Taleon running up the building's walls and turning back flips. "The officers said, 'We're glad we're not going after him,' " Kunkel recalled. "Lo and behold, after that, he began conducting open-air, hand-to-hand drug sales." Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said. After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said. "He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said. Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said. Holy crap - he's like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, only gay, and black. Well, black, at least. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:29am - DestroyYouAlot ""] SMASHED OUT A COP CAR WINDOW WITH HIS FACE. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:38am - DestroyYouAlot ""] It's gay black Jason Bourne and his gay black brother. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:38am - largefreakatzero ""] the_reverend said:don't 51% of all gay pornos start like this? You seem to have researched this thoroughly. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:53am - SapremiaNJ ""] The funny shit is that these fags hit 9th and Washington just last week. I work at 10th and Washington. Time for a new job... |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 10:58am - SkinSandwich ""] SapremiaNJ said:The funny shit is that these fags hit 9th and Washington just last week. I work at 10th and Washington. Time for a new job... They're gonna take yer jerb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 1:10pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] HAHA, no use in taunting if you're just gonna turn yourself in, moron. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 1:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] It's the principle of the thing. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 1:12pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] True. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 28,2008 1:15pm - contagion ""] yeah i mean, technically, they didn't catch him. |