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Histerical Blackness!

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[Feb 22,2008 11:08pm - archaeon ""]
All black comedy on Comedy Central tonight.

I need watermelon.
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[Feb 22,2008 11:09pm - the_reverend ""]
not funny.
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[Feb 22,2008 11:11pm - the_reverend ""]
9/11 was beautiful... wut?
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[Feb 22,2008 11:13pm - archaeon ""]
Topics of comedy:
Blackness
Fat
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[Feb 22,2008 11:14pm - the_reverend ""]
no, onion rings
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[Feb 22,2008 11:14pm - dreadkill ""]

archaeon said:Topics of comedy:
Blackness
Fat

and how poorly white people dance and imitations of white people using a dumb hick accent or something that makes all white people sound gay.
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[Feb 22,2008 11:15pm - the_reverend ""]
doop doop doop
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[Feb 22,2008 11:16pm - archaeon ""]

the_reverend said:no, onion rings


¿que?
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[Feb 22,2008 11:20pm - archaeon ""]
deez nutz
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[Feb 22,2008 11:26pm - the_reverend ""]
the answer for everything.. like sign language
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[Feb 22,2008 11:26pm - the_reverend ""]
bring it over here, I'll knock a welfare check out ya ass
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[Feb 22,2008 11:30pm - swamplorddvm ""]

archaeon said:deez nutz


What about my nuts?
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[Feb 22,2008 11:30pm - the_reverend ""]
HA!
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[Feb 22,2008 11:32pm - swamplorddvm ""]
White people are so un-cool.
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[Feb 22,2008 11:33pm - the_reverend ""]
duh...
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[Feb 22,2008 11:36pm - archaeon ""]
princeprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprince
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[Feb 23,2008 12:13am - archaeon ""]
wow this is all weekend. I guess im watching national geographic for the rest of the weekend. imma white.
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[Feb 23,2008 12:18am - the_reverend ""]
I switched to CC for robot chicken.
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[Feb 23,2008 12:36am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
That Finesse Mitchell guy was AWESOME!
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[Feb 23,2008 12:51am - archaeon ""]
haha i liked his halle berry thing "i was to fuck you"

Thats another topic of black comedy:
how much you want to fuck halle berry
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[Feb 23,2008 12:53am - RichHorror ""]
IM BLACK YALL AND IM BLACK YALL AND IM BLACKITY BLACK AND IM BLACK YALL
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[Feb 23,2008 1:46am - roast beef curtains  ""]
uncensored chappelle on now. cant say thats not funny
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[Feb 23,2008 6:50am - SkinSandwich ""]
Sweat of my balls.
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[Feb 23,2008 8:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
CB4 in the motherfuckin house!

Yeah Gusto's in the motherfuckin house
with my man Dead Mike!
We breakin motherfuckers off 24-7!
So check this shit out!
Aiyyo Gusto... (whassup?)
KICK THAT SHIT!!!

Straight Outta Locash
A crazy mothafucka named Gusto
I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!
When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat
cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!

Crazy motherfuckers, hah hah!
(Where you from, nigga?)

Comin straight out of Locash,
a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike
So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike
off a cliff, I'm drivin you over
Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover
Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?)
A villain with a hat, and it's like that
I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track
Flat on her back, I give her some crack
It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?
At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass
She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!

[scratches til fade]
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[Feb 24,2008 4:19pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
That Dave Chappelle special will always be awesome.
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[Feb 24,2008 5:33pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
OJ jokes.
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[Feb 24,2008 7:39pm - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""]
CB4 is a fucking great movie.
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[Feb 24,2008 9:22pm - tyler nli  ""]
the chris rock stand ups are awesome


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